by Smitty (via Libertarian Republican)
Fresh on the heels of the Mila Kunis invitation to the Marine Corps ball, a martial arts instructor at Quantico has put Justin Timberlake himself on the spot:Rumors of a 6’4″ female chief bo’s’n who is strong enough to moor an aircraft carrier by herself trying to invite Ladd Ehlinger to the Navy Ball could not be confirmed at press time.