Attention, ‘Young Hotties’ Who Have Had Sex With a Certain Texas Governor

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Ron Paul supporter Robert Morrow took out a newspaper ad seeking women who can expose Gov. Rick Perry as a hypocrite:

HAVE YOU EVER HAD
SEX WITH RICK PERRY?
Are you a stripper, an escort, or just a “young hottie”
impressed by an arrogant, entitled governor of Texas? . . .
[W]e will help you publicize your direct dealings
with a Christian buzzword-spouting “family values”
hypocrite and fraud.

It should be noted that Morrow is a resident of Austin. Have there been any rumors in the Texas capital of gubernatorial hanky-panky? Why would Morrow be so specific about the types of women he was seeking? If Perry were indeed prone to extramarital affairs, doesn’t it make more sense that he’d be involved with, say, staffers or lobbyists — women he knew via politics, and who would thus have an incentive to be discreet — than to assume he’d be tapping strippers and escorts? But Morrow says the wording of his ad reflects more than a wild guess:

Morrow claims that he knows strippers in Austin who have stories about Perry, but none of them are willing to come forward to the press; hence, the need for an ad in the Chronicle. “I think it’s only a matter of time until somebody credible comes forward,” he told me.
At the bottom of the ad is a nod to the longtime (and equally unsubstantiated) rumors that Perry, who has pursued sundry anti-gay policies, is himself gay. “Note to gay people: If you know the truth about Rick, please QUIT covering for him,” it reads.

So the governor is either a reckless womanizer or a closeted homosexual, at least according to this Ron Paul supporter in Austin. That’s the great thing about unsubstantiated rumors: They can be completely contradictory, and still be damaging.

How long until Will Folks claims to have had sex with Rick Perry?

39 comments

  1. HAVE YOU EVER SMOKED A BONG WITH ROBERT MORROW WHILE PLAYING GRAND THEFT AUTO? Are you a college drop-out, small-time drug dealer, internet porn junkie, or just a young pseudo-Randian or “liberaltarian” impressed by the insane, paranoid, Lew Rockwellian rantings of Ron Paul? We will help you to publicize your indirect (fantacized) dealings with your former cult leader . . .       

  2. You know how I know Perry’s not gay?  He’s running for president.  Seriously, in this era where you have hounds breaking down every door and, ahem, closet, there is absolutely no way a closested homosexual or womanizer would not be found out.

  3. How does this work?  If no one comes forward, he’s gay?  And if someone comes forward, he’s a Lothario? 

  4. Ron Paul supporters have a hard time understanding why I call them “Ronulans”. 

    Read the above, children, and ye shall learn.

  5. Heh. I asked that same question here not too long ago.

    Morrow’s organization, CASH, has only one member: Morrow. Wouldn’t be surprised if he gets UT’s student newspaper to run the ad for free.

  7. Let’s see. Rick Perry’s word and no physical evidence vs the word of someone who will do anything for money even if dangled by a known political operative…. hmmmm. Tough call.  NOT.

  9. Are you a stripper, an escort, or just a “young hottie” impressed by. . . Isn’t that the trifecta  for anyone to sleep with a politician?  He wouldn’t be out looking for secure, married women..   

  10. I was going to advertise for Thai trannie hookers who had defecated on Ron Paul’s chest, but then you beat me to the Will Folks reference.

    Look, I’ve been trying to tell you that Libertarians/Paulbots are a bunch of dirty hippies who are bad at math, but nobody listens.

    Go ahead, let them accumulate and aggregate around here.  You may think it is harmless loitering as they pass their fatties back and forth, you might suppose it is just some young people killing time between monthly baths, but you would be wrong. 

    You let this go on for just a little while, and you know what you will have?

    Drum circles.

    Who is laughing NOW?  Oh, and your tip jar?  Raided for munchies, dude.

  13. I’m not as concerned about Perry’s alleged sexual indiscretions as I am concerned that the hypothetical strippers have properly received their HPV vaccinations.

  14. Trolling For Scandal In Texas…

    Here come the Roasted Paulnuts, unhinged and on the attack. Robert Morrow, one of Ron Paul’s supporters, has taken the following attack ad in an Austin, Tex., weekly newspaper: Via Salon: “Have you ever had sex with Rick Perry?” blare…

  15. Trolling For Scandal In Texas…

    Here come the Roasted Paulnuts, unhinged and on the attack. Robert Morrow, one of Ron Paul’s supporters, has taken the following attack ad in an Austin, Tex., weekly newspaper: Via Salon: “Have you ever had sex with Rick Perry?” blare…

  16.  “…there is absolutely no way a closested GOP homosexual or womanizer would not be found out.”‘  FIFY

  20. Like the current real life drama, coming soon to theatre near you, “Mr Obama Goes to Washington”.

  21. The man has been gubner of Texas for ten years. He’s the first gubner in Texas history to have run on his record as gubner twice and won both times.

    It’s kind of hard to imagine a Republican living in Austin that long (plus his years as lite-gubner, and any other state posts he’s held) and playing around like that without being exposed. Democrats and anti-Perry Republicans keep pointing out the gubner is a figurehead in Texas, so how could he cover up such peccadillos* for that long?

    *That’s what you cross a peccary with an armadillo.

  24. All that time in the Gov mansion and no dumpster diving dim has uncovered a fling? If there was one somewhere, one of the gutter crawlers would have found it by now.

  26. Even if Rick Perry were discovered to have had sex hanging from the chandeliers with a peck of poxed prostitutes in Plano, Ron Paul still doesn’t have a chance in hell of being elected President in 2012.

  29. You know what, I do have some suspicion about the Texas Governor’s sexuality, If i were his adviser I would have him come out of the closet and have Perry declare this; “I am a sexy male Lesbian @$$hole who loves the same woman I’ve been married to for close to 3 decades so yall just sit down and shut up, ya hear.”  😉

  30. I know Rob Morrow, and jerk is the nicest thing I can say about him. He told me also that Lance Armstrong took anabolic steroids, which he knew because a guy in his gym told him so.  When I tried to explain that Mr. Armstrong did, indeed, take testosterone, to replace what would have been produced by his testes, had they not been removed when Lance got testicular cancer, Morrow went charging into another murky forest. I don’t say that all the Paulistas are crazy, but Morrow and his friend Judy are, and they are two too many for me.

    I say all of that, and I still plan to vote for someone else, anyone else, besides Perry, in the primary, if anyone is left standing by then.

  33. I share your frustration with certain Ron Paul supporters, as well as your view that there are a hell of a lot of crazy “Libertarians” out there, but I would rather have Stacy’s tip jar raided for munchies than the Federal Treasury, which is what I am afraid pretty much all of the other GOP candidates not named Ron Paul would do, based on their records rather than their rhetoric.  I will support our nominee regardless however (unless it’s Huntsman) and I’ll be delighted to be proved wrong in 2013.  Certainly we have many people running who are better than any of our so-called “mainstream” candidates in 2008

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