by Smitty
Most of these go without saying, but we are discussing a road trip with Stacy to cover the CNN debate in Las Vegas, so a glance at the basics may be in order:
via iOwnTheWorld
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"One should either write ruthlessly what one believes to be the truth, or else shut up." — Arthur Koestler
That is funny!
I once went with a girlfreind and her 2 year old nephew (he was able to walk and was potty trained but not talking yet) out to dinner. The little guy had to go so I took him to the toilet. He was little so he sat on the toilet to pee. I then went to the sink to wash my hands quickly before I picked him up to wash his hands.
I turned to him and he was in the urinal, rubbing his hands on the mint bar.
Babysitting Fail!
Perhaps the TOM crew should start a special Bail Fund Tip Jar?
And the Judges say . . . .: NO Fail!
You said he couldn’t talk yet. You’re golden. And they’re so cute at that age.
Well, just remember if they land in the Clark County Jail, it would probably be under their real names: Conor Friedersdorf, Dave Weigel, and Barrett Brown.
What? No Andrew Sullivan or Charles Johnson?
Ha! It’s obvious you are an honest citizen who’s not been in this situation. You never want to use the name of a guy the cops might know pretty well.
The only change I would make: substitute Tucker Carlson for Mr. Weigel.