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Gasp: Sean Penn Is Onto Our Plan!

Posted on | October 17, 2011 | 22 Comments

Not an Onion parody:

Left-wing actor Sean Penn slimed the Tea Party as motivated by racism, charging on CNN’s Piers Morgan Tonight on Friday evening that an impediment to President Obama’s success is “what I call the ‘Get the N-word out of the White House party,’ the Tea Party.”
At a time when Herman Cain tops polls of Republican primary voters, Penn proceeded to allege, without citing any evidence, that “there’s a big bubble coming out of their heads saying, you know, ‘can we just lynch him?’”

Jeff Goldstein: “Crazy haters, these redneck hickist teabaggers are. That is, crazy like racist racist foxes!” But of course, Goldstein is a Jew, and everybody knows how those Jews are, right?

Israelis worried by anti-Semitic
flavor of ‘Occupy Wall St.’ protests

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The Unconscionable Silence of
the Anti-Defamation League on
Antisemitism at #OccupyWallStreet

August Bebel famously called anti-Semitism “the socialism of fools,” and there are quite a lot of fools in the Occupy Wall Street crowd.

American Nazi Party Declares Its Full
Support For Occupy Wall Street Protests

You may be amused to learn that a few weeks ago one of our posts got linked by the neo-Nazi site StormFront, where they noted (a) Herman Cain’s upset victory in the Florida GOP straw poll and (b) what I had called the Cain Doctrine:  ‘You Mess With Israel, You Are Messing With the United States.”

And then, of course, Question the Timing, despite the fact that Cain had been saying this for months, back when he was “Herman Who?” and stuck in single digits in all the polls.

How long before Sean Penn, Janeane Garofalo, Morgan Freeman and the Occupy Wall Street crowd resort to calling Herman Cain a “Zionist puppet”? And what will they say when we remind them that neo-Nazis thought of it first? You can be sure that there was some nudge-nudge wink-wink among lefties when they saw this HuffPo headline:

Herman Cain: ‘I’m Not Familiar With
The Neoconservative Movement’

Well, of course, he would deny it, right? To the kooks, his denial actually proves that Cain is part of the Zionist/neocon/Wall Street/Republican plot, because one of the defining characteristics of a conspiracy is that it is clandestine. And if you don’t understand their theory, you’re probably using the wrong brand of tinfoil in your hat, so that the CIA brain-control signals are still penetrating. Kooks always prefer their theories to be extraordinarily complex, because that way they look like geniuses for having figured it out. Whereas my theory of the Florida Republican Party’s secret plot is quite simple: They’re evil!


22 Responses to “Gasp: Sean Penn Is Onto Our Plan!”

  1. Anonymous
    October 17th, 2011 @ 7:48 am

    Shut your goofy pizza hole, Spicoli

  2. rosalie
    October 17th, 2011 @ 8:08 am

    After Penn’s rant, did Morgan ask him why, then, is Cain leading in the polls?   

  3. BigGator5
    October 17th, 2011 @ 8:11 am

    Nazis are socialists, #OWS are socialists… Seems like a perfect fit.

  4. Bob Belvedere
    October 17th, 2011 @ 8:37 am

    It certainly didn’t surprise me.

  5. ThePaganTemple
    October 17th, 2011 @ 9:05 am

    Leftists think black Republicans like Cain are tokens, pretty much like Obama is the Democrats party-approved lawn jockey.

  6. Anonymous
    October 17th, 2011 @ 9:18 am

    If Cain wins the GOP nomination, it will be part of a plan to use the inauthentically black Cain as cover for our ongoing raaaaacist plot.

    The goal of the plot is defeat Democrats at the ballot box; therefore it is raaaaacist.

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  8. Anonymous
    October 17th, 2011 @ 9:29 am

    The radical left (watermelons, International ANSWER, radical “progressive” transnationalists, etc.) is always attracting the neo-Nazis, to their supposed dismay.

    The neo-Nazis have hung around the smelly “anti-globalization” protests of the late 90s, the stinky antiwar protests under GWB, and now the open-sewer OWS protests. Honey might attract bees, but what best attracts maggots and flies?    

  9. Joe
    October 17th, 2011 @ 9:34 am

    And it is all planned by the Kochtapus:  Didn’t you get the memo?

  10. Anonymous
    October 17th, 2011 @ 9:51 am

    Neoconservatism is such a slippery word.  Most who use it have no clue about the actual history of neoconservatism.  In the leftist mind, it has become a synonym (to them) for facism and imperialism.

    At least there’s some sort of connection to imperialism, in that it definitely is about using force abroad.  Of course, facism means less (and more) to the left than raaaaacism does.

  11. JeffS
    October 17th, 2011 @ 9:56 am

    The left, it parodies itself. 

  12. Joe
    October 17th, 2011 @ 10:11 am
  13. ThePaganTemple
    October 17th, 2011 @ 10:14 am

    Most of any recordings that may have existed of Hitler’s speeches were probably destroyed, which is unfortunate. It would be fun to dig through all the old Nazi film archives and hear him giving speeches about the need for a pro-environmental policy, the benefits of a vegetarian diet, the need for universal healthcare, and the proper role of government in regards to infrastructure investment and other kinds of government spending.

  14. Anonymous
    October 17th, 2011 @ 10:19 am

    To the non-Jewish and/or anti-Semitic left, neoconservatism is also code for Zionism. Some of those who complained most bitterly about “neoconservative” interventions in Iraq and elsewhere have aggressively supported the interventions in Libya and now possibly Africa (against Lord’s Resistance Army).

    IMO, it’s asinine to be either dogmatically interventionist (“imperialistic”) or dogmatically non-interventionist (“isolationist” or “realist”).

    At their extremes, both sides have a utopian streak. The utopian aspects of neoconservatism have been thoroughly discussed, but the anti-interventionary right is not immune from this tendency. Both the Rockwellian libertarians and the Daniel Larison paleocons, for example, are so naive in trying to rationalize how/why the Yankee Leviathan is a bigger threat to global peace than any threats from abroad, that they end fashioning a new form of Orientalism/Arabism/Nazi apologism, etc.        

  15. Charles Johnson
    October 17th, 2011 @ 10:23 am

    You are clearly all raaaaaacists. 

  16. Anonymous
    October 17th, 2011 @ 10:26 am

    LOL. Seriously, though, it’s only obvious to us that the left parodies itself. Many young, impressionable students and low-information voters unfortunately don’t get the joke.

    Thus, as Alinsky taught, we cannot rely on general audiences to discover that the left parodies itself – those of us with a talent for such discourses must constantly point out the left’s self-parodies, and ridicule, ridicule, ridicule the left.

  17. Bob Belvedere
    October 17th, 2011 @ 10:42 am

    And damn proud of it, Chuck.

  18. Red
    October 17th, 2011 @ 10:44 am

    Never go full retard.

  19. Red
    October 17th, 2011 @ 10:46 am

    So glad Sean was there to save meh from teh Katrina!

  20. Anonymous
    October 17th, 2011 @ 12:04 pm

    …and that anyone who is supporting any candidate other than Perry the Establishment Certified Electable™ pick is therefore effectively pro-Romney Obama*¹…

    you know, Prez.Stinky™*².
    Michelle Obama – Approved

    “… —because he’s too snore-y and stinky, they don’t want to ever get into bed with him.”

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  22. Anonymous
    October 17th, 2011 @ 3:46 pm

    I suppose they won’t go back to assassinating each other in 7-11 parking lots so they have to do something.