And it’s not just this sentence:
“Generally women recoil from the power of my Intense Drifter Staredown, but you held firm, unafraid. . . .”
You’ve got to read the whole thing, honest.
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"One should either write ruthlessly what one believes to be the truth, or else shut up." — Arthur Koestler
“Intense Drifter Staredown.”
Refer to Alan Grayson ad for an example.
“I gain utility from expressing my thoughts to you” As I commented there, if only I had a nickel for every time I whispered that sweet nothing into someone’s ear!
Oh. God. Oh. Gawd.
Vintage Ace snark.
This is almost as funny as Ace’s first impression of Pamela Geller, “My what big jugs you have!” No doubt the hilarious Ace has “been there” more than once.
As Sarah Palin kindly says to Bob Beckel “what a doof”
I creeped out Mrs. Other Smitty by reading aloud the blockquote parts in a high voice, then dropping an octave or so for Ace’s snark.
Smitty/Stacy: Who was that crazy athiest chick who blogged and was trolling for a husband. She was mocked relentlessly by bloggers everywhere for a while and then she disappeared.
She would be perfect for this guy.
You speak of the immortal Jackie Mackey Paisley Passey who — as I understand — has finally found that “quality” man she sought.