The Other McCain

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Funniest Thing on the ‘Net Today

Posted on | December 10, 2011 | 8 Comments

And it’s not just this sentence:

“Generally women recoil from the power of my Intense Drifter Staredown, but you held firm, unafraid. . . .”

You’ve got to read the whole thing, honest.


8 Responses to “Funniest Thing on the ‘Net Today”

  1. Paco
    December 10th, 2011 @ 5:08 pm

    “Intense Drifter Staredown.”

    Refer to Alan Grayson ad for an example.

  2. Proof
    December 10th, 2011 @ 5:20 pm

    “I gain utility from expressing my thoughts to you” As I commented there, if only I had a nickel for every time I whispered that sweet nothing into someone’s ear!

  3. Rose
    December 10th, 2011 @ 6:02 pm

    Oh. God. Oh. Gawd.

  4. Dianna Deeley
    December 10th, 2011 @ 6:37 pm

    Vintage Ace snark.

  5. TR
    December 10th, 2011 @ 7:30 pm

     This is almost as funny as Ace’s first impression of Pamela Geller, “My what big jugs you have!”  No doubt the hilarious Ace has “been there” more than once. 

    As Sarah Palin kindly says to Bob Beckel “what a doof”

  6. smitty
    December 10th, 2011 @ 7:50 pm

    I creeped out Mrs. Other Smitty by reading aloud the blockquote parts in a high voice, then dropping an octave or so for Ace’s snark.

  7. Joe
    December 11th, 2011 @ 12:11 am

    Smitty/Stacy:  Who was that crazy athiest chick who blogged and was trolling for a husband.  She was mocked relentlessly by bloggers everywhere for a while and then she disappeared. 

    She would be perfect for this guy. 

  8. Anonymous
    December 11th, 2011 @ 9:16 am

    You speak of the immortal Jackie Mackey Paisley Passey who — as I understand — has finally found that “quality” man she sought.