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@bobby_knuckles Brings The Funny

Posted on | October 31, 2012 | 39 Comments

by Smitty

Some lefty weenie named ‘Bobby Knuckles’ (after that which he drags?) bethinks himself a comic:


(Click for full size–UPDATE: or, indeed, to view it, as somebody has their laundry in a bunch over what amounts to pure piffle.)


As a part of this blog’s relentless quest for clarity, combined with our tireless efforts to help Lefties liberate their heads from dark, confined locations, I will now aid @bobby_knuckles with a round of Sentence Completion:
Typical Liberal . . .completion
Embraces higher education and persons of learning . . .because if that radical feminist book doesn’t look like a teddy bear, you may not have dropped enough acid yet at your Noam Chomsky Gangnam party.
Aspires to finish graduate school and views life as continuous learning process . . .one of these years, when the school wearies of seeing her face and grants a degree in ‘Critical Trans-racial Trans-gender Transmission Theory Studies’.
Positions formed from facts, logic, study, reason, and careful analysis . . .for fact-free, non-Euclidian, sophomoric, un-serious, irrational and irresponsible values of ‘analysis’.
Willing to re-visit own positions or question conventional wisdom on the auspices that improvements can be uncovered . . .on her own time, while carefully explaining to adults: “SHUT UP!”
Respectful of the Golden Rule: “How would policy changes affect me if I was wearing the other guy’s shoes?” . . .because she’s too steeped in her Paganism to recall that the Golden Rule hasn’t got a thing to do with public policy, in the sense of ‘policy changes’.
Gathers information from sources that at the very least strive towards being objective or impartial . . .as defined by the New York Times, which, for example, had 93 front page articles on Valerie Plame, compared to a whopping ZERO (0) so far concerning Benghazi, as they wrap themselves in Nate Silver’s spare ‘Cloak of Impartiality’ (or is that a tattered Code Pink costume?).
Pragmatic and open minded; realizes that compromise is a necessary part of working with others and making progress . . .which is why she advocates that Zimbabwe Ben offer further Quantitative Easing to fund her psychological investment in enjoying a guilt-free affluence.

In summary, Bobby, the last four years of listening to pompous little twerps assert some superiority when they ain’t packin’ the gear has my tolerance worn a little thin. If you’re wanting some life lessons, (in a serious way), I’m happy to point you to the same old place that the good advice has always been located.

However, if checking your punk attitude at the door is too great a challenge, you are cordially invited to GET OFF MY LAWN!

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Update:


My pimp hand is strong.

Category: Culture, humor

Comments

39 Responses to “@bobby_knuckles Brings The Funny”

  1. FilmLadd
    October 31st, 2012 @ 6:06 pm

    @smitty_one_each And just like that, @bobby_knuckles is gone

  2. jwallin
    October 31st, 2012 @ 6:07 pm

    Apparently bobby and his knuckles have run away.

  3. smitty
    October 31st, 2012 @ 6:13 pm

    Brave, brave Sir Bobby.

  4. McGehee
    October 31st, 2012 @ 6:22 pm

    Maybe Bobby Knuckles got sideways with Joey Bag-of-Donuts.

  5. political_bobby
    October 31st, 2012 @ 7:09 pm

    @FilmLadd @smitty_one_each nope.

  6. GAHCindy
    October 31st, 2012 @ 7:23 pm

    But what was it? I got here too late!

  7. Bobby Knuckles
    October 31st, 2012 @ 8:02 pm

    Maybe, all the right wing weenies are the ones with their panties in a bunch and keep reporting me because they are not equipped to deal with the facts.

  8. Bobby Knuckles
    October 31st, 2012 @ 8:04 pm

    I’m a moderate, BTW. I don’t know why you idiots keep trying to put me on the left.

  9. Bobby Knuckles
    October 31st, 2012 @ 8:05 pm

    Yeah, right.

  10. Bobby Knuckles
    October 31st, 2012 @ 8:14 pm

    Shut up, stupid. Shouldn’t you be procreating with your cousin or something?

  11. Bobby Knuckles
    October 31st, 2012 @ 8:16 pm

    Some conservatives on twitter were getting schooled so they ran to the mods to save them from the facts…as usual.

  12. JeffS
    October 31st, 2012 @ 8:41 pm

    Because you’re behaving like a leftie troll.

  13. Finrod Felagund
    October 31st, 2012 @ 9:00 pm

    How cute, the Leftist is too clueless to know it’s a Leftist.

  14. Finrod Felagund
    October 31st, 2012 @ 9:03 pm

    Or maybe 99 percent of the people outside your community-based reality think you suck.

  15. smitty
    October 31st, 2012 @ 9:15 pm

    The resemblance of your behavior to that of my 15-month-old is one reason.

  16. smitty
    October 31st, 2012 @ 9:16 pm

    If you click the ‘Not displayed’ bit, you see that which I was mocking. You might want to mock it, too.

  17. Bobby Knuckles
    October 31st, 2012 @ 9:22 pm

    Everyone thinks I’m cool. Especially, your mom.

  18. Finrod Felagund
    October 31st, 2012 @ 9:29 pm

    I find your delusions amusing. It reminds me strongly of a kitten that thinks it’s a lion.

  19. GAHCindy
    October 31st, 2012 @ 9:29 pm

    Yes. Yes, I do. 🙂

  20. M. Thompson
    October 31st, 2012 @ 9:32 pm

    Come back!

    We’ll bite yer knee caps off!

  21. M. Thompson
    October 31st, 2012 @ 9:33 pm

    Your 15-month old at least is at least incapable of signing a contract.

  22. Bobby Knuckles
    October 31st, 2012 @ 9:41 pm

    No, he’s not you moron. Any contract signed by anyone under 18 can be thrown out, dumbass. Why don’t you get an education?

  23. Bobby Knuckles
    October 31st, 2012 @ 9:42 pm

    If by, ‘bite yer knee caps off’ you mean report me to the mods, then I agree. Unfortunately, I don’t speak hillbilly, so I’m not certain about what you’re saying.

  24. M. Thompson
    October 31st, 2012 @ 9:42 pm

    Actually, minors are required to abide by a contract for necessaries.

    And with that, I’ll stop feeding the troll.

  25. Bobby Knuckles
    October 31st, 2012 @ 9:43 pm

    Also, I’m suspended, so it’s not a personal choice like the thing with you and your ‘life partner.’

  26. McGehee
    October 31st, 2012 @ 9:46 pm

    Your mom says to tell you don’t come home yet.

  27. Bobby Knuckles
    October 31st, 2012 @ 9:46 pm

    No, they’re not stupid. http://law-dictionary.clearpointlaw.com/c/contractual-capacity_Sta.aspx

  28. Bobby Knuckles
    October 31st, 2012 @ 9:50 pm

    You need to stop having delusional conversations with the sheep in your barn you Brokeback mountaineer.

  29. smitty
    October 31st, 2012 @ 10:31 pm

    7th grade? Really?

  30. Bob Belvedere
    November 1st, 2012 @ 8:43 am

    Wow! Your superior wit, your Cole Porter-ish bon mots, your dazzling and sophisticated repartee are leaving me in awe, Clyde.

  31. Bob Belvedere
    November 1st, 2012 @ 8:45 am

    Self-awareness is not permitted in their Cells.

  32. Bob Belvedere
    November 1st, 2012 @ 8:47 am

    How dare you insult the Tsarevich Nikolai!

  33. Bob Belvedere
    November 1st, 2012 @ 8:48 am

    Hey, Smitty, that’s higher a grade level then most of them ever reach!

  34. Bob Belvedere
    November 1st, 2012 @ 8:50 am

    FYI: The missing image may be found here: http://i52.tinypic.com/2utj8dw.png

  35. Garym
    November 1st, 2012 @ 9:58 am

    Your ignorance in all that is Python shows.

  36. Finrod Felagund
    November 1st, 2012 @ 11:27 am

    It’s so cute to see you talking about facts as if you know any.

  37. Quartermaster
    November 1st, 2012 @ 12:31 pm

    For basic necessities, they are obliged to live by the contract. That’s been part of the UBC long before I was in Hi skool.

  38. Quartermaster
    November 1st, 2012 @ 12:35 pm

    This conservative stands by higher eddumacation. My conservative son also completed a grad degree. Most of my conservative friends have college degrees. The difference is they aren’t useless degrees like Womyn’s Studies, Black Studies, or faux science degrees. We like the good & tough stuff – STEM degrees. Degrees that lead to real productivity for ourselves and society.
    The libtard is the one that hates higher education. that’s why so many have useless degrees and whine they can’t find work. My son, who holds a MSEE was bowled over with offers.

  39. Quartermaster
    November 1st, 2012 @ 12:36 pm

    This thread is all about having a battle of wits with an unarmed person. Bobby Knuckles is far too stupid to realize that. Sometimes it is enjoyable sport to bat such a moron about a bit. It does pale pretty rapidly, however.