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It’s Internet Crazy Day: Special Ironic Menendez ‘Healthy Youth’ Edition

Posted on | February 22, 2013 | 11 Comments

OK, I spent most of this morning exchanging e-mails with various suffering victims of the Butt-Hurt Epidemic that is laying waste to the online world today. If anybody has personal contact info for Bono, I think there should be a special all-star TV concert.

It’s For the Children™ — won’t someone think of the children?

The good news: I heard from the kid with the bad haircut and I think he’s going to be all right, having survived the sarcasm hate crime.

The bad news: Internet Hall Monitor Kurt Eichenwald unfortunately suffered a sudden and mysterious spasm of self-righteousness, and may be on his way to the kind of laughingstock status that typically involves becoming the subject of a Downfall parody.

Meanwhile — back in the world of politics, which is what this blog is allegedly all about — there is urgent news from Capitol Hill:

The Real Education for Healthy Youth Act would expand comprehensive sex education programs in schools, while ensuring that federal funds are spent on “effective, age-appropriate and medically accurate” programs. . . .
Sens. Richard Blumenthal (D-Conn.), Al Franken (D-Minn.), Mazie Hirono (D-Hawaii) and Robert Menendez (D-N.J.) are co-sponsoring the bill, as well as 35 House members.

This stunning news has made headlines:

Show Me on the Doll Where I Touched You.
Slowly. Make it Hot: Bob Menendez Sponsoring
Comprehensive Sex Education Bill

Expert further updates on the escalating madness. Did I mention that somebody filed a peace order against Bill Schmalfeldt?



11 Responses to “It’s Internet Crazy Day: Special Ironic Menendez ‘Healthy Youth’ Edition”

  1. matthew w
    February 22nd, 2013 @ 2:17 pm

    Another perfect example of “Democrats have no shame.”

  2. Chris Wysocki
    February 22nd, 2013 @ 2:25 pm

    Well, they do say “write what you know.” If anyone knows anything about child sex education, it’s the junior senator from my home state.

  3. FenelonSpoke
    February 22nd, 2013 @ 2:46 pm

    Did you hear from suffering victim Kate Weinberg the “sex expert” who lectures at colleges chapels yet? ;^

  4. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    February 22nd, 2013 @ 2:53 pm
  5. Christy Waters
    February 22nd, 2013 @ 3:23 pm

    Well, as is usually the case with govt programs, what is labeled as being “for the children” is purely self-serving for the politicians. Menendez wants to make sure that little girls know how to sufficiently pleasure him the next time he wants to bang one of them… wretched asslick.

  6. Steve Skubinna
    February 22nd, 2013 @ 4:08 pm

    This is the same phenomenon that allows Ted Kennedy to be a champion of woman’s rights, or Robert Byrd to be the Conscience of the Senate.

  7. K-Bob
    February 22nd, 2013 @ 4:44 pm

    I sure hope Menendez puts up his list of telephone numbers in the DR. That way college kids can travel there and “get a good education.”

  8. MenendezMustGo
    February 22nd, 2013 @ 6:14 pm

    RT @smitty_one_each: TOM It’s Internet Crazy Day: Special Ironic Menendez ‘Healthy Youth’ Edition #TCOT

  9. WyBlog - Finally, the reason for Bob Menendez's trips to the Dominican Republic is revealed!
    February 22nd, 2013 @ 8:09 pm

    Finally, the reason for Bob Menendez’s trips to the Dominican Republic is revealed!…

    Research. Into “comprehensive sex education” for our nation’s youth….

  10. Garym
    February 22nd, 2013 @ 10:59 pm

    I hate it when you hold back. Tell us what you really mean.
    ; )

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    February 23rd, 2013 @ 12:17 am

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