#DonnaBrazileMysteries Trains Depart L.A. & Boston For Chicago Going 90mph & 100mph @1800 Zulu. Is Greenwich Mean Time (GMT) Racist?

Posted on | February 27, 2013 | 15 Comments

by Smitty

What’s on your menu? Just got off the phone with my health care provider asking them to explain why my premium jumped up. No good answer!

— Donna Brazile (@donnabrazile) February 27, 2013

#DonnaBrazileMysteries Is the really lousy traffic in the DC area not a sign of a thriving economy?

— Smitty (@smitty_one_each) February 27, 2013

#DonnaBrazileMysteries Why won’t the Republicans let Barack Obama stop campaigning, already?

— Smitty (@smitty_one_each) February 27, 2013

#DonnaBrazileMysteries If I melt dry ice, can I make up for the lack of man-made global warming, as well as scuba dive without a wet suit?

— Smitty (@smitty_one_each) February 27, 2013

#DonnaBrazileMysteries How do Shaggy & Scooby & Co. always know it was Mr. X, who ran business Y, and was trying to scare everyone off?

— Smitty (@smitty_one_each) February 27, 2013

#DonnaBrazileMysteries The other sock. Why did George W. Bush hide it?

— Smitty (@smitty_one_each) February 27, 2013

#DonnaBrazileMysteries If those evil oil companies pump all the oil out of the planet, will Earth become a honkin’ big raisin?

— Smitty (@smitty_one_each) February 27, 2013

#DonnaBrazileMysteries If Al Gore re-invented government, and now we’re all gridlocked, do we need to bring back Al? With an Inter-internet?

— Smitty (@smitty_one_each) February 27, 2013

#DonnaBrazileMysteries I left this pan of water on the stove with the burner on. I came back, and it was gone. Is Dick Cheney on the prowl?

— Smitty (@smitty_one_each) February 27, 2013

Hat tip: Instapundit

Category: humor

Comments

15 Responses to “#DonnaBrazileMysteries Trains Depart L.A. & Boston For Chicago Going 90mph & 100mph @1800 Zulu. Is Greenwich Mean Time (GMT) Racist?”

ThomasD
February 27th, 2013 @ 3:58 pm

I don’t know about racist, but the photo accompanying the ‘sexy older women’ ad on the right sidebar means I wont open this site at work again.
smitty
February 27th, 2013 @ 4:12 pm

I guess that’s a bit much. @rsmccain may want to review the advertising.
rmnixondeceased
February 27th, 2013 @ 4:40 pm

Smitty, you are snarkalicious! Just the tonic I needed while stranded in the Twitter Gulag!
smitty
February 27th, 2013 @ 4:53 pm

Did a few more gags after this post, too.
DaveO
February 27th, 2013 @ 5:30 pm

“A bit much” was seeing ads for Alan Grayson for close to a year on this site. Something about ‘needing income, and not controlling advertisers’ content.’ Hard to say why RSM attacked Dems when he devoted so much ad space during the campaign.
ThomasD
February 27th, 2013 @ 5:50 pm

Why the downvote? Look I’m no prude, and even if I was that isn’t the issue.

The issue is that I don’t want to have the need to get into a defensive battle parsing the exact portions of her genitalia that are clearly on display.

Because if the ‘right’ person complains my insistence that her labia majoris is not visible will not save my paycheck.

Plus, If she wasn’t waxed that’d be pure carpet on display.
PhillyCon
February 27th, 2013 @ 6:11 pm

Between this and Obama saying we need to stop manufacturing crisis every month …. the Onion better look out.
smitty
February 27th, 2013 @ 6:20 pm

Wasn’t me busting your chops, boss.
JeffS
February 27th, 2013 @ 7:17 pm

“Hard to $ay”, you $ay? Ye$, it’$ hard to $ay why $tacy accepted leftie buck$. I, for one, can’t even gue$$ why $tacy $tooped $o low.
Bob Belvedere
February 27th, 2013 @ 7:44 pm

Still there? I’ll send out another ‘Please RT’ Tweet about it.
rmnixondeceased
February 27th, 2013 @ 7:49 pm

Still there, still no contact with Twitter. No response to the tickets I’ve opened, no explanation as to why I was suspended after almost 3 months (unless it was the 100+ new followers yesterday)
Steve Skubinna
February 27th, 2013 @ 8:01 pm

We’re gonna need a bigger law…
richard mcenroe
February 27th, 2013 @ 8:33 pm

It’s called an AT4…
ThomasD
February 27th, 2013 @ 9:39 pm

Oh I kinda figured that! That’s why I responded to myself, rather than anybody else.
McGehee
February 28th, 2013 @ 8:40 am

Hey, if the Dems want to waste their money trying to get Stacy’s readers to vote for them, I say go for it!