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The _____ Of Things To ____

Posted on | March 1, 2013 | 7 Comments

by Smitty

‘Tis so sweet to trust in _____
Just to take ___ at his word.
Just to rest upon his ______.
And to know, “Thus _____ the _____.”


I, for one really feel that I’m getting my _____’s worth from my government.

Category: humor

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7 Responses to “The _____ Of Things To ____”

  1. Quartermaster
    March 1st, 2013 @ 9:10 pm

    I remember both the words and tune of ‘Tis So Sweet To Trust In Jesus. That song isn’t sung that much in Church anymore, but it is something I well remember from my boyhood. I guess I’m starting into geezerhood. Looks like you are entering yours a bit early.

  2. smitty
    March 1st, 2013 @ 11:16 pm

    I, uh, worship in a Baptist church, where this is kind of standard fare. 🙂

  3. BenInNY
    March 1st, 2013 @ 11:31 pm

    When you don’t know the song it’s easy to picture it as a media ode to Obama

  4. Shawny Lee
    March 2nd, 2013 @ 1:07 am

    Lord, this is not my home.
    I’m just a’passin through.
    My treasures are laid up
    somewhere beyond the blue.
    The angels beckon me
    toward Heaven’s open door
    and I can’t feel at home
    in this world any more.
    Increasingly accurate description of the alien dimension many of us find ourselves in in these troubled times….. but also a song which brings comfort.
    As does a line from Anne of Green Gables, when Anne asks Marilla if she ever despairs and Marilla’s reply, “No, to despair is an insult to God.”

  5. smitty
    March 2nd, 2013 @ 9:19 am

    Sort of where I was going with the gag.

  6. FenelonSpoke
    March 2nd, 2013 @ 9:43 am

    Choose me! Choose me; I know the answers. :^)

    “Jesus”

    “word”

    “promise”

    “sayeth”……”Lord”

    One of my favorites is “My Hope Is Built”

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkMapZB8qMk

  7. BenInNY
    March 2nd, 2013 @ 11:09 am

    Oh I forgot the second part of my comment, heh – gave me the image of Chuck Todd in Obama’s lap, nuzzling up. 🙂

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