In Case You Missed It, @MileyCyrus Got Super-Skanky on the VMAs Last Night

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Of course, I didn’t watch MTV’s Video Music Awards, but the morning news shows were running . . . er, highlights of her performance, from which I gather that the name of her latest hit song is, “Do Me in the Butt, Total Stranger, Because I Need Money to Get Me Some Meth.”

OK, I’m hat-tipping Ace of Spades for that joke, because that’s what Ace would have said circa 2006, before he got all “respectable” and stuff. The inspiration lives on. Anyway . . .

How skanky was Miley Cyrus last night? Mika Brzezinksi felt the need to condemn it as “disturbing,” because Mika would never let a total stranger do her in the butt, not even if she needed some meth.

Mika’s not working on a Masters degree in Gender Studies, however, and doesn’t understand how 21st-century pro-sex feminism regards this whole “do me in the butt” thing as empowerment.

Da Tech Guy has some relevant thoughts, none of which involve the phrase “do me in the butt,” for which I’m sure you’re grateful.

UPDATE: Can I pick ’em, or what?

Apparently, linking to the “about” page on @Andria_XX‘s blog constitutes harassment. The real problem, however, is that when you’re living inside an intellectual cocoon — and if a graduate program in Gender Studies doesn’t fit that description, what does? — you’re not accustomed to being directly criticized, let alone ridiculed as a nincompoop, and you may actually forget that the secondhand radical ideology you’re being spoon-fed is controversial out in the real world.

UPDATE II: Aannnnddd she just switched her account to protected status, an experience which I’m sure she’ll blame on the patriarchy.

UPDATE III: Blame where blame is due:

Hats off to SooperMexican, who spotted Andria’s Tweet, and to Zilla Stevenson who realized I needed to see it, and I think there was An Army of Heteropatriarchal Davids who spontaneously decided that Andria deserved Dumbest Person on Twitter recognition.

 

217 comments

  1. How is posting andria_xx’s tweet and a link to her blog “linking to her personal information”? She may still be a “private person”, but by blogging and tweeting, she’s opened some of it up.

  2. Because she’s stupid. But since she’s well on her way to a Master’s in Butthurt, she’s still your better.

  4. Oh, and “slutshaming”. You *should* be ashamed to be a slut, because it means you have no regard for the people you use for pleasure — and, yes, men can be “sluts”.

  5. I’ve said for years that feminism has done more to harm our culture and country than anything else in my lifetime. I’m glad I don’t have a daughter, either. It’s hard enough teaching a son to respect women when clearly so many have no respect for themselves.

    Does that make me a, what was it now? Heteropatriarch? Well, here’s a little balance then. Robin Thicke is a pig as is everyone else who produced the Blurred Lines porn video they’re passing off a a music video, including his supportive wife who thinks it’s funny to push the boundaries.

  6. It seems the the feminists think they have finally found a eay to turn sexuslity into the act of aggression Susan Brownmiller accused men of making it.

  10. UPDATE II: Aannnnddd she just switched her account to protected status, an experience which I’m sure she’ll blame on the patriarchy.

    How else are ya gonna speak troof to power?

  12. Immorality has it’s own reward. It isn’t the reward these deceived, depraved and deluded assclowns think it is. The only “participation ribbons” they will receive are the ribbons of smoke arising from their flesh as it is perpetually burned in the lake of fire they will have earned an eternal vacation in …

  15. Part of the drill. In order to gain that ticket upwards into the welcoming embrace of the Most High and loved ones who have gone before, we must purge our sins.
    Kind of like our terms of sentence.

  18. There you go again…scaring the empowered back to the lonely confines of “protected” by the twitter patriarchy. Now how is she supposed to score some crack…I mean meth?

  19. Ugh. She’s fugly AND nasty. Why is it always the ugly “celebrities” that try to push their snatch in your face? (brain bleach please).

    Honestly, I think God owes Sodom & Gomorrah an apology – He was a bit hasty on the brimstone button. As low as we’ve sunk, it’s mortifying to think that we still haven’t hit the bottom yet (no pun intended – well, maybe just a little).

  20. I always find it hilarious when a leftist dimbulb, who would otherwise LOVE to preach their bullshit to the masses, suddenly scurries into their hole when exposed for their stupidity.

  21. Despite popular demand, and much as I’d like to dominate the interwebz today, I regret to inform your readers that my chiropractor has advised me to cease production on my latest twerking vid. (I hope to recover in time for the #CPAC2014 #unsustainablebartab festivities, however.)

  22. All these soi-disant “enlightened” and self-proclaimed “superior” types need a wake up call. Their credentials are but bits of pretty paper, rather like the “participation” ribbons and trophies they collected their entire lives, worth nothing in reality. The delusion runs deep among progressives.

  25. Mr.McCain, this thread is an absolute SCREAM! I love it! (Especially Morton’s “sammich” comment.) I’m dead serious about my opposition to feminism, but that doesn’t mean I can’t laugh at what’s hilarious!

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