In Case You Missed It, @MileyCyrus Got Super-Skanky on the VMAs Last Night

Posted on Comments

Of course, I didn’t watch MTV’s Video Music Awards, but the morning news shows were running . . . er, highlights of her performance, from which I gather that the name of her latest hit song is, “Do Me in the Butt, Total Stranger, Because I Need Money to Get Me Some Meth.”

OK, I’m hat-tipping Ace of Spades for that joke, because that’s what Ace would have said circa 2006, before he got all “respectable” and stuff. The inspiration lives on. Anyway . . .

How skanky was Miley Cyrus last night? Mika Brzezinksi felt the need to condemn it as “disturbing,” because Mika would never let a total stranger do her in the butt, not even if she needed some meth.

Mika’s not working on a Masters degree in Gender Studies, however, and doesn’t understand how 21st-century pro-sex feminism regards this whole “do me in the butt” thing as empowerment.

Da Tech Guy has some relevant thoughts, none of which involve the phrase “do me in the butt,” for which I’m sure you’re grateful.

UPDATE: Can I pick ’em, or what?

Apparently, linking to the “about” page on @Andria_XX‘s blog constitutes harassment. The real problem, however, is that when you’re living inside an intellectual cocoon — and if a graduate program in Gender Studies doesn’t fit that description, what does? — you’re not accustomed to being directly criticized, let alone ridiculed as a nincompoop, and you may actually forget that the secondhand radical ideology you’re being spoon-fed is controversial out in the real world.

UPDATE II: Aannnnddd she just switched her account to protected status, an experience which I’m sure she’ll blame on the patriarchy.

UPDATE III: Blame where blame is due:

Hats off to SooperMexican, who spotted Andria’s Tweet, and to Zilla Stevenson who realized I needed to see it, and I think there was An Army of Heteropatriarchal Davids who spontaneously decided that Andria deserved Dumbest Person on Twitter recognition.

 

217 comments

  1. The “working on a Masters degree in Gender Studies” is one thing, but the rigorous undergrad preparation in Social Justice and Peace Studies, from which she is an “honors” grad, is very special too.

  2. Oh, I’m serious, too.

    Q. How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    A. THAT’S NOT FUNNY!

  3. Do me a favor: Look up universities that offer majors in “Social Justice” and “Peace Studies.” Probably a short list of notoriously bad schools.

  10. She may be an “honors” grad, but she a leftist. And they’re pretty darn dumb about everything else. And they prove that over and over again.

  11. Really, heteropatriarchal? Andria pays good money to learn this crap?

    I love it when you get into flame wars with leftist ignoramuses, RSM. You always have them running for cover.

    I nominate your blog for the most entertaining in the blogosphere.

  12. Most of us outgrew the self-important, filled with existential angst, must save the world from itself stage by the time we were, oh say, 22. The problem with these types is they’ve become trapped in a La Brea tar pit of shoddy thinking. She’ll still be spouting this stuff for the “elect” of her protected Twitter feed 40 years from now.

  14. Hey if she gets an A on her thesis in heteropatriarchal crap, does she become Andrea xxx, in the next edition of ” college twits gone wild”?

  16. So Miley is being slutshamed for being a slut, but if I say so I am a heteropatriachal asshole. Who makes up these fake words?

  17. A feminist was walking down a country road and saw Megan McCain sitting in a rowboat in the middle of an empty field, flailing away with both oars.

    “You’re the kind of regressive hteronormative-image-type that gives womyn a bad name!” the feminist screamed angrily. “And if I could swim I’d come out there and kick your reactionary ass myself!”

  23. “Honors BA in Social Justice and Peace Studies.”

    Wow, an Honors BA. That must mean she skipped the fry machine and went straight to burger flipping! I’m impressed.

    Seriously, 50 and still unemployed, what’s a bubble head to do? A masters in Gender Studies, of course. Which begs the question, what do you pick up in advanced study that you don’t as an undergrad? Big words like heteropatriarchal?

  24. So we have yet another insulated, privileged cracka nutjob who assumes without any proof whatsoever that the entire Internet is her “safe space”. Awesome.

  25. How does a maximum skank become MORE skanky?

    How is that even possible?

    And yet the Left is worried that Christians will destroy civilization as we know it because religion.

  26. The hetereopatriarch in my life, a/k/a Dad, taught me right from wrong. Problem with so many families today is the lack of a hetereopatriarch.

  31. Supercilious is an oft underused word when describing the left. Few of them can or will survive the zombie apocalypse when it occurs.

  33. “I have no idea why throwing bodyshaming/slutshaming at Miley is being
    allowed a free pass. It’s the propagation of heteropatriarchal crap.”

    Where in the hell do these leftists learn to think, speak, and write like this? It’d be probably easier to understand Chinese.

  34. It sounds like a degree in advanced fantasy and delusion that can only be applied practically in the (evil) fairy tale world of the left.

  36. You and I will never have the intellect to reach the plane of existence necessary to understand leftist doublespeak. We all need to make do with God’s own English. Which reminds me, it’s probably time for us to take a backup of a decent dictionary before it is irrevocably redefined.

  37. I don’t. I could have gone the rest of my life without knowing about this junk, but then I clicked on this blog. Arrgh.

  43. A) Ms. Cyrus’ behavior was disgusting and demeaning to anyone with good taste.
    B) Any clown who believes that abandonment of social mores and norms is “empowerment” is a sophist and a punter.
    “ptooey”

Comments are closed.