How Desperate Is Sydney Leathers to Extend Her 15 Minutes of Infamy?

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It is rather quaint to remember that when Sydney Elaine Leathers was first identified as the former Obama campaign worker involved in a cybersex scandal with Anthony Weiner, some were reluctant to publish her name, seeing her as the victim of a predator.

Yeah. Except she’s a tattoo-covered slut who rented herself out to old creeps she met via “sugar daddy” sites.

The plump brunette harlot immediately seized upon the scandal to launch a porn career. And then . . .

There’s no delicate and polite way to say this: Sydney discovered she doesn’t like how her vagina looks. She thinks her labia are too big.

So she’s going to get surgery to trim her enormous flapping bat wings.

TMZ says the surgery will be performed by Dr. Neal Handel of Santa Barbara, California, for the fee of $8,400. And then . . .

Sydney will auction off the trimmings, encased in Lucite.

Is there a cultural significance to this story? Does my reporting this unsavory news serve any redeeming social purpose?

What we can discern is an extreme example of a trend, the vagina as commodity, which I have previously discussed: The pervasive influence of pornography and the general promiscuity of the “hook-up” culture has created competitive pressures on women, who feel that their sexual performance is constantly being judged, evaluated as a commercial product in the erotic marketplace.

We seem to be approaching a situation in which women are expected to send nude photos of themselves via cellphone to their prospective dates, marketing their bodies and their services in quite explicit ways. The whole “revenge porn” phenomenon originates in this kind of behavior, with women sharing what they think of as private photos, only to discover that their boyfriends have shared the intimate images with the whole world. In such an environment, the sense of being judged in comparison to others is heightened.

Sydney Leathers is self-conscious about her jumbo vagina lips because everybody is going to see them — or, at least, everybody who wants to see them can pay to see them, and she’s apparently embarrassed that “you could make a winter coat” from her excess drapery, as one of the TMZ producers said.

This is wrong at so many levels, it’s hard to figure out where to start.

For example, who decided that having large labia is a bad thing?

Even if Sydney Leathers is extraordinary in this regard — and forgive me for not doing the kind of in-depth investigative journalism that would be necessary to verify this — why is that a bad thing? Isn’t there at least a niche market value for that?

Couldn’t her unusually large  labia make Sydney memorably distinctive among porn performers? “Oh, yeah — Sydney Leathers! Isn’t she the one with the gigantic pink mudflaps?”

Maybe this publicity stunt is a cry for help. Maybe there is some Sydney Leathers fan out there — perhaps a disgraced former Democratic congressman — who will say, “No, Sydney! Don’t get that surgery! I’ve always adored your incredible floppy love-lips!”

Postal Dog brought this to my attention and I’m pretty sure he doesn’t plan to bid on the Sydney Leathers labia-in-lucite auction, but at least you know who to blame for making me aware of it.

 

51 comments

  4. Another one of those times where after I have walked through the progressive freak show tent, I am speechless.

  5. Hey, if Sarah Silverman can auction off a napkin that was intimate with her V-Jay (for a pro-abortion fundraiser), this certainly tops that.

  6. I didn’t even know that particular surgery was possible until read that.

    I wish I still didn’t.

    Oh well, I guess it’s easier than standing on a corner in winter.

  8. So, anyone think there is a market for knock-offs?

    Maybe fetal pig ears in lucite on eBay?

    Or, rather than encasing them in lucite maybe she should have them tanned. Then she could market them as Leather’s Labia Leathers.

  11. Is it any surprise the POS hates Republicans and conservatives? She represents every Sodom and Gomorrah mindset that dominates the DNC in these awful times.

  13. Many girls don’t have this problem across North Africa, Eastern Africa and most of the Middle East. Don’t query it, it’s cultural and therefore taboo.

  14. “…surgery to trim her enormous flapping bat wings…Is there a cultural significance to this story? Does my reporting this unsavory news serve any redeeming social purpose?”

    No, but sometimes, the urge to snark at an idiot can be overwhelming! She’s not bad looking but really needs to lose a few pounds [ok more than a few, but WTF]…the fact that she’s going under the knife to fix “defects” is telling…she’ll have more success if she puts on about 50 pounds and goes the BBW porn route…those guys are more forgiving…

  16. Problem with Sydney and with Miley Cyrus and Lindsay Lohan and all these women who have to tart it up is at heart a spiritual one-they have no relationship with the Living Lord and so get their importance from attention from a corrupt culture. At heart most problems in the world are spiritual.

  18. “So she’s going to get surgery to trim her enormous flapping bat wings.”

    …..and there’s the image I’ll be trying to get out of my head for the rest of today.

    Yikes.

  21. I don’t see her problem. As we are all aware; The Gelgamek vagina is three feet wide and lined with razor-sharp teeth.

  22. I don’t see her problem. As we are all aware; The Gelgamek vagina is three feet wide and lined with razor-sharp teeth.

  26. “gigantic pink mudflaps” LOL

    Which is why I check this site every day: RSM has such a way with words, whether the material be silly or serious.

    Oh, and thank your for not doing that in-depth investigative journalism and posting your findings here.

  27. No need for that Bob…just keep in mind, she’s doing the best she can with what G-d gave her to work with…which ain’t much…and to use that quaint southernism, “bless her little heart…”

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