MSNBC OMFG: @ChrisLHayes and Guest @RichardKimNYC Talk About Butt Sex

If you wonder why Chris Hayes’ ratings are so low — he gets fewer viewers (622,000) at 8 p.m. ET than either Chris Matthews at 7 p.m. (798,000) or Rachel Maddow at 9 p.m. (712,000) — this one-minute video clip from Thursday may explain a lot:

HAYES: I was a little surprised, given how vile the comments are, given the very rapidly shifting norms about how people feel about love between people of the same gender, right? That the right-wingers sort of lined up so quickly behind him.
KIM: Yeah, and you know, I think one of the really funny things about the comments was just the sort of anatomical crudeness of them. Like he said the vagina is more desireable than the anus, and it’s sort of like, has he tried the anus? Because maybe if he did, he would like it more. If you’re going to reduce something as complex as human sexuality to which orifice is better …
HAYES: That’s a great follow-up question.

Suffice to say that prime-time discussions of anal sex with Richard Kim — whose expertise on the subject I’m sure we’re all willing to stipulate — probably aren’t helping MSNBC’s ratings.

Hat tips: Weasel Zippers and Saving the Republic.

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84 comments

  1. It does merit mention, though, that whatever you believe the origin of humans is — special Creation or evolution — at no point was the male reproductive organ ever meant to go into the orifice that expels putrid waste from the human body.

  2. Disqus lost my other comment, apparently. I’ll try it again:

    I was going to say that American journalism just hit a record new now, but MS-NBC isn’t journalism. It’s children in adult bodies play acting. These people are so infantile.

  3. Stacy: Watching MSNBC So We Don’t Have To.

    A very important function– how can we properly mock those on Team Dark Blue if we don’t know when they’re saying something (particularly) stupid?

  4. So which is more horrifying to contemplate, these freaks going full cornhole or these freaks flapping their pie-holes on the air?

  5. “If you’re going to reduce something as complex as human sexuality to which orifice is better …”

    Yeah, something so complex like the most profound dynamics of psychology – not reduce sexuality to some ignorant, simple-minded, ridiculous theory of a homosexual gene, where psychology, upbringing, ideology and culture play no role.

  6. Stacy: Watching MSNBC So We Don’t Have To.
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    Nice one! It’s always bizarre how these people have no self-awareness of what douchebags they are. And it’s amusing to see such asinine douchebags thinking they are really smart. more than anything else, this exemplifies the degree of echo chamber these people live in.

  7. Wow. THIS was the statement that got me:

    “I was a little surprised, given how vile the comments are, given the very rapidly shifting norms about how people feel about love between people of the same gender, right?”

    Or, in other words:

    “We’ve all moved like a big, brainless flock of starlings, so why are there still people thinking what they used to think? What’s wrong with them that they don’t go along with the mob? It’s so scary that someone could still think the way people used to think five years in the past!”

  8. McCain is at fault for a lot of things. First is the amount of time I waste here. You’ll have to wait in line whilst I hold him accountable his seductive website. Then it will be your turn.

  9. The gay rights movement is being moved along by 2 things: a very few judges, and people’s conditioning to give the judges’ opinions the same weight at duly constituted law.
    How many states have actually voted for gay marriage versus how many have had a judge tell them what to do?
    And so an elite few, selected only for their activism and not their jurisprudence, effect a coup.

  10. OK, so normally I wouldn’t even repost this kind of language, but I’ll just have to make an exception – from the Hollywood Reporter coments:

    Phillip Rose:
    New this spring on A & E, in keeping with their support for the LBGT community: Butt Dynasty!

    Chuck Pelto:
    OUCH!!!!

    DrBobNM:
    starring Perez Hilton and Barry.

  11. I sometimes wonder what would happen if science did isolate a “gay gene,” and pregnant Democratic women began having the test and aborting gay babies. The Democratic Convention could be interesting again!

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