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Is that a pistol in your vagina or are you just happy to see me?

A domestic dispute over space aliens escalated Saturday morning when a lingerie-clad New Mexico woman allegedly pointed a silver handgun at her boyfriend, a weapon she retrieved from her vagina, where it had been placed while the accused was performing a sex act, police allege.
To make matters more strange, the arrested woman is the most recent ex-wife of Pulitzer Prize-winning novelist Cormac McCarthy, author of “The Road” and “No Country for Old Men.”
As detailed in a probable cause statement, Jennifer McCarthy, a 48-year-old artist, argued about space aliens with her 53-year-old beau, whose name was redacted from the document released by the Santa Fe County Sheriff’s Office. . . .
McCarthy’s boyfriend told investigators that following the argument McCarthy departed her Aventura Road residence. Upon returning to the home, he told deputies, McCarthy went into her bedroom and later emerged “wearing lingerie and a silver handgun in her vagina.” . . .
After removing the gun from her vagina, McCarthy pointed it at her boyfriend’s head, investigators charge.

Hat-tip: Bob Belvedere on Twitter. This might be a good place to advertise Deep Discounts on Used Products. IYKWIMAITYD.

 

51 comments

  1. I wonder how she, ahh, “unholstered” the weapon without also dislodging the prescription bottle of Xanax and the roll of hundred-dollar bills also stashed in there.

  6. Hoppe’s might try this.

    I mean, with a bit of cat repellent.

    Though, with the right lead, this might do double duty for catching wahoo, shark, tarpon, sailfish.

    “The Old Man and the C?”

  8. You know, there’s so much not said in that story it raises many more questions than it answers.

    On the other hand, not all questions have answers.

  9. Article described it as a “silver” handgun, probably stainless steel or possibly nickel, which would be a better choice for vag carry, less of a corrosion problem…

  12. How can you have a “domestic dispute over space aliens?”

    I mean, I can see how you might have an inter-planetary dispute over space aliens but unless there is something really strange going on, it couldn’t be purely “domestic.”

    Oh, wait! She had a pistol in her what? Well, that would count as really strange.

  15. did you know 0bama was having gay sex with his dogs, arabs, union thugs, chris matthews, socialists, and communists during this?

  20. Well, if your domestic partner was a space alien, then…

    Maybe she threatened to go back to her mother. On Zeta 2 Reticuli.

  22. Just stay with that sentence for a minute: “Space Aliens.” “Handgun.” From her vagina.”

    During the exchange, McCarthy went into her bedroom and emerged wearing lingerie. Her boyfriend probably thought, Oh, great! Reconciliation sex time? Sorry for being skeptical of your out-of-body experience, hon, until McCarthy pulled a Smith & Wesson out of her vagina, proceeded to “have inner course [sic] with the gun” while asking her boyfriend, “Who is crazy, you or me?”

  28. Pure silver is darn corrosion resistant, it’s sterling that tarnishes fast.

    Not that I have any direct experience with this sort of application; speaking strictly in generalities here…

  36. This is actually a groundbreaking moment. Every argument with gun grabbers – every one – ends up eventually being about penises. You think you’re talking about guns, and then at some point you realize that the other person is bringing the penis into the discussion.

    So I’m going to clip this story and keep it in my wallet. The next time the argument becomes “gun = wienie” I wave this like a bloody shirt.

  37. Love the weapon but it’s close tolerances would “gum up” and become sticky, a dangerous condition. In this instance a weapon with a ‘loose fit’ (IYKWIMAITYD) is needed!

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