“Backin’ The U.S.S.R”, As The Beatles Did Not Quite Sing

Posted on | March 24, 2014 | 16 Comments

by Smitty and Chris Cassone

Oh, flew in from Hawaii beach on Air Force One

Donors weren’t bad last night

Desperate news the Ukraine has come undone

Man, there’ll be a dreadful fight

I’m backin’ the U.S.S.R.

You don’t know how punky you are boy

Backin’ the U.S.S.R.

Scheming away so long I hardly know my face

With Vlad I’m feeling right at home

Dreaming of tomorrow and still more disgrace

Good thing I lack all backbone

I’m backin’ the U.S.S.R.

You don’t know how skunky you are boy

Blamin’ the U.S.

Backin’ the U.S.S.R.

Well the Crimean girls really got knocked out

When the West left them behind

And Moscow girls make me sing and shout

Ossetia’s always on my m-m-m-m-mind

Aw come on!

Ho yeah!

Ho ho yeah!

Yeah yeah!

Yeah I’m backin’ the U.S.S.R.

You don’t know how funky you are boyth

Backin’ the U.S.S.R.

Well the Crimean girls really got knocked out

When the West left them behind

And Moscow girls make me sing and shout

Ossetia’s always on my m-m-m-m-mind

Oh, show me around you Sochi buildings way down south

Take me to your daddy’s dacha

Let me hear the Ukrain’s panicked, dying shout

My policy is full of caca

I’m backin’ the U.S.S.R.

Hey you don’t know how lucky you are boys

I’m backin’ the U.S.S.R.

Oh let me tell you, honey

Hey, I’m back!

I’m back in the U.S.S.R.

Yes, I’m free!

Yeah, back in the U.S.S.R.

Ha ha

Don’t hesitate to support Chris Cassone. If we buy enough of Cassone’s stuff, we can guilt him into recording this. That’s my theory, anyway:

Category: Chris Cassone, humor

Comments

16 Responses to ““Backin’ The U.S.S.R”, As The Beatles Did Not Quite Sing”

Esther Williams
March 24th, 2014 @ 7:58 pm

For whatever reason, folks tend to forget that most of the Bolsheviks were Jewish, not Russian.
smitty
March 24th, 2014 @ 8:07 pm

Likely more merely Semitic than really observant Jews, though.
Bob Belvedere
March 24th, 2014 @ 8:24 pm

In another thread today here, EW proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that he is an First-Class Certified Anti-Semite.
smitty
March 24th, 2014 @ 8:56 pm

Well, that’s just a trifle unfortunate.
Adjoran
March 25th, 2014 @ 2:14 am

Remember Obama told Medvedev to assure Putin of his greater “flexibility” after reelection.

He’s been bending over pretty far to illustrate for Putin ever since.
Base Jumpers Arrested | Regular Right Guy
March 25th, 2014 @ 2:34 pm

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Quartermaster
March 25th, 2014 @ 4:55 pm

Ray Stevens did sing this,
Esther Williams
March 25th, 2014 @ 9:30 pm

That is certainly true.
Esther Williams
March 25th, 2014 @ 9:32 pm

I’m certainly not going to be intimidated when it comes to calling out anti-Christian bigots like Mikey Weinstein, Bill Maher, and Arie Perlinger.

If one wages war against my religion, as they do, they should expect to be aggressively called out on it.
FMJRA 2.0: Circle Of Signifiers : The Other McCain
March 30th, 2014 @ 5:17 pm

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Winston Blake
March 31st, 2014 @ 7:57 am

Arabs are also semites.

When Marine Le Pen can face criminal prosecution (in France of all places) for criticizing Islam in context with existing French laws, there is something rotten.

Francois Hollande is a Sodom Hussein Obama sycophant… they are both lawn jockeys for Jewish globalist financiers flooding Europe with Muslims, who are just witless pawns of their “destabilization” policies all across the Middle East, the Americas, and in Europe.
Winston Blake
March 31st, 2014 @ 8:05 am
Winston Blake
March 31st, 2014 @ 8:09 am

Ben Dragon Sipari? duyuyorum… Satanism is a Jewish cult… The Synagogue of Sodomy…

Die jüdischen Bankiers sind überschwemmen Europa mit Muslimen.

Russia has real soldiers on their border and no gay pride marches in their army… imagine that…
Winston Blake
March 31st, 2014 @ 8:12 am

Talmudic Jew terrorists have hijacked the surveillance police state, their puppets like McKeating Five McCain are so obvious, bought and paid for by Jewish globalist financiers like George Soros.

A lot of the so-called “conservative” media is a huge fake, it is lipstick on a kosher pig… notice the knee jerk Jew puppets crying about Russia, but who leave the US borders wide open…
Winston Blake
March 31st, 2014 @ 8:13 am

judaic bolshevist mammonism (baphomet) = mahomet (muslim brotherhood)

It is the same devil.

Just how does the Jew get to Heaven from dry humping the Wailing Wall like Miley Cyrus?
Winston Blake
March 31st, 2014 @ 8:18 am

Those great debts really knock me out
They kick the West’s behind
Angela’s blubbery cellulite is hanging out
That EU troika is always on my, my, my, mind

Take me to the Carpathian mountains way down South
Let me foreclose your daddy’s farm
All the way the bankers’ hands are reaching out
Come and grease your comrade’s palm

I’m back in the EUSSR
You don’t know how lucky you are… boy

Back in the EU
Back in the EU
Back in the EUSSR