Women’s Studies Major Gets Spanked

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Literally. @LoriAdorable is the Twitter handle of a feminist who calls her Tumblr feed “woman-centered anti-oppression analysis”:

Lori Adorable started out by taking a different (though hardly avant-garde) approach to being naked on the Internet. She wanted to de-objectify herself as an exhibitionist submissive woman by placing her public displays of sexuality within the context of her whole messy self. She uses the same name to do nude, erotic, fetish, and porn modeling as she does to write and speak about her experiences with sex work, mental illness, abuse, and chronic disability, as well as her feminist politics. . . .
Lori currently works as a ‘fetish professional’ while finishing up her undergraduate degree in women’s studies on a part-time basis. She hopes to transition to sex and sexuality education and freelance writing upon graduation . . .

Uh, yeah. Keep telling yourself that, sweetheart.

A couple days ago, I wanted to link to one of my most popular blog posts ever, “Hard Times for Gender Studies Major”:

“I have a honors BA and I’m defending my MA thesis in two weeks. I am also apply [sic] for jobs and I can only find stuff in the service industry. I applied for a Hotel Front Desk Clerk job today. My degrees mean NOTHING. I am at the end of my rope.”

That August 2013 post went so viral, it had its own Memeorandum thread and, while I was linking it, I noticed that in the quoted Twitter exchange, the Gender Studies major was conversing with @LoriAdorable.

Out of idle curiosity — “Gee, Stacy, how do you find these freaks?” — and knowing nothing at all about @LoriAdorable‘s self-described interests until I checked her Twitter stream, I saw where she had Tweeted a link to one of her, uh, fetish submissive gigs.

Two words: Spanking porn.

Now, on the one hand, I strongly disapprove of pornography. On the other hand, anybody who majors in Women’s Studies probably needs to be spanked, and often, and by someone who knows how.

So this discovery — remember, I am a professional journalist who has been researching radical feminism for the past four months — really put me into a quandary as to how it should be, uh, reported.

You have to ask yourself: Do you want to see really this? And by “this,” I mean a Women’s Studies major naked, getting spanked with a belt and then getting some patriarchal oppression in her mouth. The description is bad enough, but YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

Did you click the link? You can invoke your Fifth Amendment right against self-incrimination and refuse to answer that question. As for myself, I am a professional journalist, which means I get paid to research these crazy feminists — paid by my readers, I hasten to add, and remind you the Five Most Important Words in the English Language are:

HIT THE FREAKING TIP JAR!

C’mon, people: You just saw a naked Women’s Studies major get spanked. If that’s not worth $5 or $10 in the tip jar, what is?





 

81 comments

  2. It’s the hypomanic phase. The key is to keep the edge going without slipping over the line in to full-blown craziness. I know you guys are taking bets on whether I can hold it together while reading massive quantities of radical feminist literature, and so I don’t want to say how much longer I can handle it. Maybe it’s already too late. Who knows?

  3. Uh uh. No. Do not ever post anything like that again, ever, as long as you live. Ever. I did not click the link. I didn’t have to, because just the thought of it is a thing that I can’t ever unthink. I have PTSD now. Whisky. I need whisky.

  4. For $20 in the tip jar, maybe I could forget @LoriAdorable exists. Or, at least, I could try to forget.

  5. There’s some stuff I don’t even want to think exists, and only reminds me of how polymorphously perverse humanity is and distributes over the internet.

    This it one of those items.

  6. It is too late. Lena Dunham was the knife; Lori Adorable twisted it. In your defense McCain, radical feminist literature would suck the life force out of the best of men. What you need now is a warm beach and an umbrella drink.

  7. Didn’t click. My wife knows how to peruse the “history” feature on Chrome. Will wait for philosophy.

    Or something more pedestrian, like sexy female Cthulhu Halloween costumes.

  8. This is the same scenario replayed endlessly. For me personally, I don’t care what these people do. If they want to claim they are neither men nor women or not be called “he” or “she” or men want to be women, I don’t care.

    What endlessly repeats is they can never express that without painting me as a homophobic bigot, racist and woman-hater. Then when I push back against that, I confirm I am indeed all those things.

    That exposes the true nature of these really creepy people. For all of the weirdness of radfems, what rides above all of it is an obsession with and phobia of my race and sex. The innocent Bambis excluded from history lie about wanting a place in the sun. What they really are is a neo-KKK posturing as victims.

  10. These girls are all mentally ill, but then like mentally ill women if they’re feminists defend that symptom of their mental illness. Hilarious that she went right to calling you “obsessed” too which shows just how far this broad is. Well, that and all the scars on her body from self mutilating and the fact that she’s a hooker, and can’t understand how men can still humiliate her.

  13. By sheer coincidence, the National Women’s Studies Association annual conference is in Puerto Rico in two weeks.

  14. That you’re considering the possibility ”it’s already too late” means it’s probably not but could be soon.

  18. So by making spanking porn, she is “de-objectifying” herself?

    Right. As if we needed more evidence that “women’s studies” is BS. She better hope that the Starbuck’s HR people don’t do a web search on her after the job interview.

  20. No. I’m thinking a ridiculosly undersized green dress with batwings, green opera gloves with claws, and a head piece that’s green and has some tentacles that hang down.

  27. “On the other hand, anybody who majors in Women’s Studies probably needs to be spanked, and often, and by someone who knows how”.
    Crap Stacy! You need to stop ‘injecting’ comments of this nature in your articles, as I’ve long ago covered my pc monitor screen in spittle, be it from coffee, tea, or other liquids exuding from my mouth when I laugh my ass off!

  30. You’re such a scamp, Stac.
    Frankly, she’s no where near the end of her rope.
    Someone is bound to bring some to one of her, what does she call them, “meetings”? in the very near future.
    We’re talkin’ head in the fridge type scenario, unfortunately.

  31. Really amazing how so much of this feminist twat is about sex. It’s almost like they’re obsessed with it. Can’t get their heads above the waist.
    Here’s a link to some other feminist – I’m just doing it cause I’m demystifying it – twaddle from last year.
    Be warned that you may laugh, vomit & open your mouth in bewilderment all at the same time.
    https://www.google.com.au/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&ei=zCNTVNu6BojM8gWS-IHwDw&url=http://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3Dq6RZZf6HMzo&ved=0CBwQFjAA&usg=AFQjCNGjcT_J4q0Eg0f5VLLzTOOMRdXeWg

    You WERE warned.

  32. Her, and her friends are funny. They think reading an article about what a joke she is is cover for wanking to her shitty porn. These chicks are not only mental cases, they’re really full of themselves. I guess earning advanced degrees in useless subjects gives you a swelled head?

  33. RSM,
    Did you go further into said tumblr? There are other joy filled tibits of information such as: “It’s so cute how men really don’t think any of the actual sex workers in
    the ‘prostitution’ tag aren’t going to see right through their
    hilarious literotica versions of our lives.” (http://tinyurl.com/jwcbof9)
    Which is then followed by this misogyny: “You know, I looked further at this person’s site, and I honestly don’t
    know. I don’t want to accuse someone of something I’m not sure of,
    especially since she seems to need community. Maybe she wrote this post
    in this manner because she reads a ton of client reviews of sessions and
    just picked up that style, I really don’t know. But I do know that it’s
    so fucked up that men impersonating sex workers happens often enough to
    make me this instantly skeptical.” (http://tinyurl.com/lw7mmpp)

    Then she admits to being a crazy cat person (http://tinyurl.com/crazycats1)

    Just about 6 days ago she went on a rant about the anti-porn side of Feminists. The short version, is the same phrasing that the Duke Porn Studies girl used. Long version verbatim as written ”
    I’m dying laughing over here.
    Hey asshole, you know who else is human? Sex workers. Fuck you for shitting all over us and then browsing through stolen snippets of the products of our stigmatized labor with one hand.
    If only you were the only one.
    So you’re just going to *steal* the products of my labor that you claim promote pedophilia and bestiality, but I’m the one who’s got it fucked here? Lady, you’re one sick, twisted piece of work. I almost feel bad for you; I can block you, but you, you’ve gotta live with yourself until you can’t anymore. And what did you say about people who watch porn having no place in your life? Best of luck with all that.”
    http://tinyurl.com/antirsm

    I couldn’t wade through the rest without running across a “Feminist is racist” (http://tinyurl.com/feminismisracist) or her constant promotion of being a Lady of the night/Hooker/Prostitute etc and her made up word of “Whorearchy” to describe her work and any sex worker specific studies in the “Women Studies”

    I now feel not only dirty in the “OMG a horrid car wreck” style after wading through this tumblr, but also sadden for college education process in modern America.

  39. I’m pretty sure Rhett would tip his hat to Stacey for that one… and wish the censors would have allowed him to use it on Scarlett.

  43. Nah. You have to have swelled brain to think such rubbish programs are going to qualify you for anything other than flipping burgers. The brain is swolled enough to be pressing against the inside of their skulls.
    They’ll be hurting when Mickey Ds automates. I’m sure Starbucks will one day as well.

  44. Spanking porn only objectifies her posterior, so it’s OK.
    Seriously, she has more to fear from the net search, and it seems more and more are doing such searches, than she does from her rubbish degree. With her pornified rep, she’s in deep trouble..

  50. I’m guessing she probably gives good head, too. Other than that she’s a twisted feminist who has restraing orders in her future.

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