Email from the author-turned-presidential-candidate:
It’s official!
The DNC drew straws [Friday] to see who would be speaking on what night at that debates.
I’ll be on the stage Thursday, June 27th with:
Sanders
Harris
Biden
Mayor Pete
Bennett
Swalwell
Gillibrand
Yang
Hickenlooper
I couldn’t be more pumped. This is very exciting.
Heh heh heh — the longest longshot in the race will share the stage with the top front-runners, Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders, as well as the top-ranked black contender Sen. Kamala Harris and gay Indiana wonder boy Pete Buttigieg and . . . Wait a minute. That means Elizabeth Warren will be in the Wednesday lineup with a bunch of nobodies.
Sucks to be you, Pocahontas.