Sexy Russian Spy Anna Chapman Implicated in Money-Smuggling Ring

Never miss an opportunity to use “Sexy Russian Spy” in a headline:

The glamorous redhead who confessed in an American court to being a Russian spy faces claims that she was involved in a money-smuggling operation while she lived in England.
Anna Chapman, 28, is said to have been behind black-market deals worth millions of pounds while working with a businessman introduced to her by her father, who is a diplomat in the Russian Embassy in the Zimbabwean capital Harare.
Working for a company called Southern Union, she is said to have organised the movement of cash from British bank accounts to Zimbabwe from the North London flat she shared with her former husband, Alex Chapman.
Yet, while Ms Chapman was never linked to the company in documents filed at Companies House, her then husband was paid £40,000 a year by the firm, which included a £10,000 payment he received on condition he was listed as a director.

The moral of the story: If you’re a hopeless loser and a hot chick suddenly takes an interest in you . . .

Yeah, my wife is suspiciously hot. I should call the FBI.

And since Mrs. Other McCain is probably reading this: I officially condemn Pat Dollard for posting the nude Anna Chapman photo.