Sure to be the biggest cult classic since Mein Kampf:
Harper Collins announced today that Bieber is publishing a memoir with the colon-heavy title “Justin Bieber: First Step 2 Forever: My Story” that will be be released in October. The book promises to reveal all the details of his “amazing journey to stardom,” a journey that, it should be pointed out, has lasted all of 16 years.
I might change the name of the blog to The Other Bieber, just for the extra traffic.
UPDATE: In semi-related news, audio tycoon Sidney Harman has agreed to buy Newsweek magazine, which is on pace to lose $70 million this year. We were unable to confirm rumors that Harman plans to rename the publication Bieberweek.
Meine Kleine Aknekampf (My Little Acne Struggle).
Meine Kleine Aknekampf (My Little Acne Struggle).
Only because lonely horny 14 y/o girls will buy it.
Only because lonely horny 14 y/o girls will buy it.
Isn’t this one of the seven signs ?
Isn’t this one of the seven signs ?
Who does he think he is? Barack Obama?
The audacity of utes!
Who does he think he is? Barack Obama?
The audacity of utes!
It’s volume should be between a pamphlet and a small pocket reader.
It’s volume should be between a pamphlet and a small pocket reader.
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Stephen Gately(deceased),gay.Ricky Martin,gay.
Lance Bass,gay.Jonathan Knight,gay.George Michael,gay. Clay Aiken,gay.
I think I’m detecting a pattern here.
Stephen Gately(deceased),gay.Ricky Martin,gay.
Lance Bass,gay.Jonathan Knight,gay.George Michael,gay. Clay Aiken,gay.
I think I’m detecting a pattern here.
Ugh… I thought at first it was a photo of chanteuse Anne Murray. This “guy” makes Obama look positively masculine and humble. (Didn’t think it would be possible.)
Ugh… I thought at first it was a photo of chanteuse Anne Murray. This “guy” makes Obama look positively masculine and humble. (Didn’t think it would be possible.)
What’s up with the hair? He looks like the second coming of Bobby Goldsboro.
What’s up with the hair? He looks like the second coming of Bobby Goldsboro.
This Justine Bieber chick is going to be a cutie when she grows up.
This Justine Bieber chick is going to be a cutie when she grows up.
I don’t even know who this is.
I don’t even know who this is.
The only thing I know about this Bieber idiot is that I saw a clip of a TV interview where apparently he/she/it had never heard of the country of Germany. Seriously. Had no idea what it was. How does someone that dumb manage to remember to breathe? Thus the irony of your German references – or was that what you were referring to?
The only thing I know about this Bieber idiot is that I saw a clip of a TV interview where apparently he/she/it had never heard of the country of Germany. Seriously. Had no idea what it was. How does someone that dumb manage to remember to breathe? Thus the irony of your German references – or was that what you were referring to?
I would never read Newsweek. But Bieberweek? I might actually pick that up at a dentist’s office. Of course, I have no idea who this Bieber kid is…
I would never read Newsweek. But Bieberweek? I might actually pick that up at a dentist’s office. Of course, I have no idea who this Bieber kid is…
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i ?love justin bieber
i ?love justin bieber
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