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Justin Bieber Gets Harper-Collins Book Deal for Memoir at Age 16

Posted on | August 2, 2010 | 31 Comments

Sure to be the biggest cult classic since Mein Kampf:

Harper Collins announced today that Bieber is publishing a memoir with the colon-heavy title “Justin Bieber: First Step 2 Forever: My Story” that will be be released in October. The book promises to reveal all the details of his “amazing journey to stardom,” a journey that, it should be pointed out, has lasted all of 16 years.

I might change the name of the blog to The Other Bieber, just for the extra traffic.

UPDATE: In semi-related news, audio tycoon Sidney Harman has agreed to buy Newsweek magazine, which is on pace to lose $70 million this year. We were unable to confirm rumors that Harman plans to rename the publication Bieberweek.

Comments

31 Responses to “Justin Bieber Gets Harper-Collins Book Deal for Memoir at Age 16

  1. smitty
    August 2nd, 2010 @ 7:31 pm

    Meine Kleine Aknekampf (My Little Acne Struggle).

  2. smitty
    August 2nd, 2010 @ 3:31 pm

    Meine Kleine Aknekampf (My Little Acne Struggle).

  3. Red
    August 2nd, 2010 @ 7:58 pm

    Only because lonely horny 14 y/o girls will buy it.

  4. Red
    August 2nd, 2010 @ 3:58 pm

    Only because lonely horny 14 y/o girls will buy it.

  5. Jeff
    August 2nd, 2010 @ 8:09 pm

    Isn’t this one of the seven signs ?

  6. Jeff
    August 2nd, 2010 @ 4:09 pm

    Isn’t this one of the seven signs ?

  7. Joe
    August 2nd, 2010 @ 8:11 pm

    Who does he think he is? Barack Obama?

    The audacity of utes!

  8. Joe
    August 2nd, 2010 @ 4:11 pm

    Who does he think he is? Barack Obama?

    The audacity of utes!

  9. song_and_dance_man
    August 2nd, 2010 @ 9:40 pm

    It’s volume should be between a pamphlet and a small pocket reader.

  10. song_and_dance_man
    August 2nd, 2010 @ 5:40 pm

    It’s volume should be between a pamphlet and a small pocket reader.

  11. Constitution Day Linkfest « Obi’s Sister
    August 2nd, 2010 @ 6:30 pm

    […] Over-exposed 16 year old is writing his memoirs. If it’s released in October, as planned, he’ll miss adding the stupendous news of being selected the Auburn Intro Video Song. (snicker) […]

  12. Fishersville Mike: I think I'll pass
    August 2nd, 2010 @ 6:34 pm

    […] think I'll pass The Other McCain brings the long-awaited news from the publishing world – the memoir of Justin Bieber will be […]

  13. Live Free Or Die
    August 2nd, 2010 @ 11:26 pm

    Stephen Gately(deceased),gay.Ricky Martin,gay.
    Lance Bass,gay.Jonathan Knight,gay.George Michael,gay. Clay Aiken,gay.

    I think I’m detecting a pattern here.

  14. Live Free Or Die
    August 2nd, 2010 @ 7:26 pm

    Stephen Gately(deceased),gay.Ricky Martin,gay.
    Lance Bass,gay.Jonathan Knight,gay.George Michael,gay. Clay Aiken,gay.

    I think I’m detecting a pattern here.

  15. Ran / Si Vis Pacem
    August 3rd, 2010 @ 12:32 am

    Ugh… I thought at first it was a photo of chanteuse Anne Murray. This “guy” makes Obama look positively masculine and humble. (Didn’t think it would be possible.)

  16. Ran / Si Vis Pacem
    August 2nd, 2010 @ 8:32 pm

    Ugh… I thought at first it was a photo of chanteuse Anne Murray. This “guy” makes Obama look positively masculine and humble. (Didn’t think it would be possible.)

  17. Canada Corner
    August 3rd, 2010 @ 3:30 am

    What’s up with the hair? He looks like the second coming of Bobby Goldsboro.

  18. Canada Corner
    August 2nd, 2010 @ 11:30 pm

    What’s up with the hair? He looks like the second coming of Bobby Goldsboro.

  19. Randy Rager
    August 3rd, 2010 @ 3:41 am

    This Justine Bieber chick is going to be a cutie when she grows up.

  20. Randy Rager
    August 2nd, 2010 @ 11:41 pm

    This Justine Bieber chick is going to be a cutie when she grows up.

  21. just a conservative girl
    August 3rd, 2010 @ 3:50 am

    I don’t even know who this is.

  22. just a conservative girl
    August 2nd, 2010 @ 11:50 pm

    I don’t even know who this is.

  23. Angela Merkel
    August 3rd, 2010 @ 5:25 am

    The only thing I know about this Bieber idiot is that I saw a clip of a TV interview where apparently he/she/it had never heard of the country of Germany. Seriously. Had no idea what it was. How does someone that dumb manage to remember to breathe? Thus the irony of your German references – or was that what you were referring to?

  24. Angela Merkel
    August 3rd, 2010 @ 1:25 am

    The only thing I know about this Bieber idiot is that I saw a clip of a TV interview where apparently he/she/it had never heard of the country of Germany. Seriously. Had no idea what it was. How does someone that dumb manage to remember to breathe? Thus the irony of your German references – or was that what you were referring to?

  25. John Higgins
    August 3rd, 2010 @ 1:06 pm

    I would never read Newsweek. But Bieberweek? I might actually pick that up at a dentist’s office. Of course, I have no idea who this Bieber kid is…

  26. John Higgins
    August 3rd, 2010 @ 9:06 am

    I would never read Newsweek. But Bieberweek? I might actually pick that up at a dentist’s office. Of course, I have no idea who this Bieber kid is…

  27. dustbury.com » Obligatory Bieber shot
    August 3rd, 2010 @ 4:21 pm

    […] (Via The Other McBieber.) […]

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    August 8th, 2010 @ 10:42 pm

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  29. qaaz
    August 16th, 2010 @ 2:57 pm

    i ?love justin bieber

  30. qaaz
    August 16th, 2010 @ 10:57 am

    i ?love justin bieber

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    August 18th, 2010 @ 12:10 pm

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