World’s Most Dubious Storybook Romance Turns Out to Be Fiction

C’mon, did you really buy into the Bristol Palin-Levi Johnston reunion? Ricky Hollywood is far too deeply in love with himself to permit anyone else to intrude.

In fact, as a pathological narcissist, Levi is incapable of recognizing other people as fully human. They are merely objects which have no purpose for existence other than as means of his own gratification.

34 comments

  1. Dude now ricky hollywood and perez hilton can tiptoe through the flower fields naked…………:shock: i apologize for the mental picture

  2. Dude now ricky hollywood and perez hilton can tiptoe through the flower fields naked…………:shock: i apologize for the mental picture

  3. No, I did not believe. I’m sure Sarah and Todd are breathing a sigh of relief. And Bristol will be thanking God for years to come. The guy is a complete dog.

  4. No, I did not believe. I’m sure Sarah and Todd are breathing a sigh of relief. And Bristol will be thanking God for years to come. The guy is a complete dog.

  5. Well (to put it bluntly), I should bloody well HOPE so!

    After all the sh*t that the wannabe gigolo put the Palin family through, I would hope that Bristol would cut him dead. Her mom and dad are both grounded, common-sense sort of people, and I PRAY that Bristol hasn’t drifted too far from her solid upbringing.

    What’s that phrase? “Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me!”

    Frankly, I hope she read the drivel from the tabloids and basically laughed herself breathless at the thought that she’d take Levi back….

  6. Well (to put it bluntly), I should bloody well HOPE so!

    After all the sh*t that the wannabe gigolo put the Palin family through, I would hope that Bristol would cut him dead. Her mom and dad are both grounded, common-sense sort of people, and I PRAY that Bristol hasn’t drifted too far from her solid upbringing.

    What’s that phrase? “Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me!”

    Frankly, I hope she read the drivel from the tabloids and basically laughed herself breathless at the thought that she’d take Levi back….

  7. It’s just awful that she has her relationship status playing out for all the world to scoff at. She just got publicly played by that sperm donor Levi. Well, what doesn’t quash you makes you stronger.

  8. It’s just awful that she has her relationship status playing out for all the world to scoff at. She just got publicly played by that sperm donor Levi. Well, what doesn’t quash you makes you stronger.

  9. I’m sure excitable Andy at the Daily Dish still believes Levi is the only authentic person in the Palin family, but that’s because Sullivan and Levi both think they’re God’s gift to the universe. I hope the guy breaks a leg or gets his face fisted in a hockey game fight.

    Narcissism on a level with POTUS Zero, but the dude hasn’t graduated from high school yet, or got into Junior College yet!

  10. I’m sure excitable Andy at the Daily Dish still believes Levi is the only authentic person in the Palin family, but that’s because Sullivan and Levi both think they’re God’s gift to the universe. I hope the guy breaks a leg or gets his face fisted in a hockey game fight.

    Narcissism on a level with POTUS Zero, but the dude hasn’t graduated from high school yet, or got into Junior College yet!

  11. I called this!! And so did my wife, that dude in accounting, the Yarney twins at the gym, my mom, my stepdad, the old guy that sits outside the CVS coughing like he’s about to die, and my cat.

  12. I called this!! And so did my wife, that dude in accounting, the Yarney twins at the gym, my mom, my stepdad, the old guy that sits outside the CVS coughing like he’s about to die, and my cat.

  13. @ Zach t – If that is your argument, than I guess you have reached your pinnacle of intelligent discourse. Hows the weather on wit hill?

  14. @ Zach t – If that is your argument, than I guess you have reached your pinnacle of intelligent discourse. Hows the weather on wit hill?

  15. Nineteen year old girl gets played by publicity seeking, good looking twenty-year-old, who used the hook of being the father of her child. She was a set-up to get played. The shame of it is wholly on Levi. A guy willing to meet up with LA talent agents, trash your family and pose for Playgirl is not a guy who you can believe when he tells you he misses you and just wants to get back together again. He’s not a dog, Mary Rose. Heck, I’m a dog. He’s what’s known as dog crap.

    Bristol is a fine young gal. I am sorry to have to say it, but she needs to be more wary. Hold off on the dating guys thing for a while, and when you come back to it in two or three years look for a guy with a little more maturity.

    And by the way, Levi, its mostly guys that are checking out your ass in Playgirl, so you’ve got that going for ya.

  16. Nineteen year old girl gets played by publicity seeking, good looking twenty-year-old, who used the hook of being the father of her child. She was a set-up to get played. The shame of it is wholly on Levi. A guy willing to meet up with LA talent agents, trash your family and pose for Playgirl is not a guy who you can believe when he tells you he misses you and just wants to get back together again. He’s not a dog, Mary Rose. Heck, I’m a dog. He’s what’s known as dog crap.

    Bristol is a fine young gal. I am sorry to have to say it, but she needs to be more wary. Hold off on the dating guys thing for a while, and when you come back to it in two or three years look for a guy with a little more maturity.

    And by the way, Levi, its mostly guys that are checking out your ass in Playgirl, so you’ve got that going for ya.

  17. Yes zack tard sarah is the same levi johnston because she got knocked up as a 17 year old go play with yourself

  18. Yes zack tard sarah is the same levi johnston because she got knocked up as a 17 year old go play with yourself

  19. Levi come back to me. We can take down our immune system together with HIV

    Fixed andy randy sullivan

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