by Smitty
This blog was relieved to hear that Girl On The Right’s cleavage is of the ‘First, do no harm’ variety.
In fact, I like to think they improve any environment I happen to be in.
Well, there you have it. Uplifting freshness for all. GOTR is responding to the The Carbon Trust Footprinting Certification Company.
No one, and I mean no one, can convince me that the climate change cabal is anything but a money-making scheme, similar to the pet rock craze of the 70s.
I think the pet rocks themselves may have been more clever. Still no word on what they’re doing with men’s underwear, but something that binds and chafes likely awaits.