by Smitty
Steven is on about nutrition, diet, and healthy lifestyle.
Fortunately for Stacy McCain, his copy of Fear and Loathing: On the Campaign Trail ’72 is a special combination book/mojo that both wards off the effects of Stacy’s otherwise deleterious lifestyle, and blesses him with Special Gonzo Phrasing, to invigorate his writing.
Come on Wombat, Smitty and Stacy have to do a set of grooving to the oldies with Michelle Obama.
Exercise is bad for you. It’s a waste of time that could be spent doing something useful. Aerobic cussing, high-speed white-knuckle driving, and lots of cheap coffee — these are the secrets of good health.
I like golf for exercise, and for getting away from Michelle. Change me, I stink.
What is Special Gonzo Phrasing? I know it has to do with Hunter S. Thompson, but not enough.
Smitty, old chap, you’ve been in Afghanistan too long. That video wasn’t remotely amusing.
It was about as entertaining as an 85 year old lactose intolerant Pashtun goatherd eating yogurt in a small yurt with the sound turned off.
I’ll be over here in the mess tent with MY BACON.
I do not care for coffee. Or spinach.
I will try women next but I doubt I will like them.
I do like Alpacas.