Don’t Get Castroated

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by Smitty

This just in from our medical correspondent:

A leading Cuban sexologist Saturday urged young men who are worried about the size of their penis not to take advantage of the communist nation’s free health care to have surgery to enlarge their manhood.
“It is not necessary that the penis be so long to encourage a woman… because she has many areas of erotic stimulation,” said Ramiro Fragas, a sex expert at the Ministry of Public Health.
He made his recommendation in a full-page interview in Juventud Rebelde, the newspaper of Cuban youth, after becoming alarmed at “significant” demand from young men for penis enlargement operations.
Although such surgeries are free they require approval from a team of doctors and health experts.

Remember, lad’s, no matter how dictatorial you get, when you try the vu le vu cu Che thing after your Hugo operation, you may encounter lack of Fidel-ity.

Anthony Weiner erected a front too stiff for him to afford comment.

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Update: linked at Daily Pundit and American Power.

10 comments

  6. I hear the Taliban Navy is about to launch their latest ship into the AFG seas. perhaps it’s time to send the Admiral back to the place of bandwidth suckage and rid the world of the Taliban nautical scourge. It’s clear he ain’t accomplishing much here other than make us groan.

  8. Somehow I suspect those who submit their manhood to socialist surgeons chosen by affirmative action like Obama getting into Columbia and Harvard may end up with the short end of the stick.

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