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Chubby Chick in Sexy Underwear Gets Text Message: ‘Meet Dan for Lunch’

Posted on | April 23, 2010 | 42 Comments

Could this be a reference to notorious chubby-chaser Dan Collins? Never mind. Frankly, we like ladies somewhere in the range between “a little more to love” and “never missed a biscuit.” More to love and all that.

So we were pleased to see that when it came time to post a scandalous plus-size lingerie video, our friend Donald Douglas thought of us:

This commercial is so sexy, two networks refused to air it:

It appears that ABC and Fox have made the decision to define beauty for you by denying our new, groundbreaking Cacique commercial from airing freely on their networks.
ABC refused to show the commercial during “Dancing with the Stars” without restricting our airtime to the final moments of the show. Fox demanded excessive re-edits and rebuffed it three times before relenting to air it during the final 10 minutes of “American Idol,” but only after we threatened to pull the ad buy.
Yes, these are the same networks that have scantily-clad housewives so desperate they seduce every man on the block, and don’t forget Bart Simpson, who has shown us the moon more often than NASA, all during what they call “prime time.”

That’s OK. The Old Media monopoly can’t stop an Army of Davids who dig those Goliath-sized beauties, somewhere in the range between more-cushion-for-the-pushin’ and roll-her-in-flour-and-look-for-the-wet-spot.

UPDATE: We should have expected Bob Belvedere to beat us to this big beauty, whom he identifies as Ashley Graham, with coverage from the New York Post. Ah, but I found this video interview with Ashley’s reaction to being banned:

She’s got a very sexy voice, too.

Category: American Power, Piece of Work in Progress, Rule 5, Sex, Video

Comments

42 Responses to “Chubby Chick in Sexy Underwear Gets Text Message: ‘Meet Dan for Lunch’”

  1. Dan Collins
    April 24th, 2010 @ 4:00 am

    Oops, typo. Should read “Dan meat for lunch.”

  2. Dan Collins
    April 23rd, 2010 @ 11:00 pm

    Oops, typo. Should read “Dan meat for lunch.”

  3. Bob Belvedere
    April 24th, 2010 @ 4:11 am

    The lady’s name is Ashley Graham and I’ve already posted screenshots of her yesterday from this video and will, I am happy to announce, be featuring more photos of her in my Rule 5 Saturday posting tomorrow night.

    FYI: Miss Graham is not related to Ms. Lindsey Graham. However, the Senator does shop at Lane Bryant – IYKWIMAITYD.

  4. Bob Belvedere
    April 23rd, 2010 @ 11:11 pm

    The lady’s name is Ashley Graham and I’ve already posted screenshots of her yesterday from this video and will, I am happy to announce, be featuring more photos of her in my Rule 5 Saturday posting tomorrow night.

    FYI: Miss Graham is not related to Ms. Lindsey Graham. However, the Senator does shop at Lane Bryant – IYKWIMAITYD.

  5. Bob Belvedere
    April 24th, 2010 @ 4:43 am

    Good find, Stacy! And, yes, she does have a sexy voice.

    Thanks for the size 16 linkage.

  6. Bob Belvedere
    April 23rd, 2010 @ 11:43 pm

    Good find, Stacy! And, yes, she does have a sexy voice.

    Thanks for the size 16 linkage.

  7. JeffS
    April 24th, 2010 @ 5:16 am

    She isn’t chubby, she’s well proportioned.

    VERY well proportioned. Hubba hubba!

  8. JeffS
    April 24th, 2010 @ 12:16 am

    She isn’t chubby, she’s well proportioned.

    VERY well proportioned. Hubba hubba!

  9. Christopher Renner
    April 24th, 2010 @ 6:37 am

    Seriously? This gal with a completely normal physique is “plus-sized”? What’s the matter with people who make such determinations?

  10. Christopher Renner
    April 24th, 2010 @ 1:37 am

    Seriously? This gal with a completely normal physique is “plus-sized”? What’s the matter with people who make such determinations?

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  12. Dan Collins
    April 24th, 2010 @ 12:20 pm

    She’s a brick house.

  13. Dan Collins
    April 24th, 2010 @ 7:20 am

    She’s a brick house.

  14. Robert Stacy McCain
    April 24th, 2010 @ 12:27 pm

    She’s a brick house.

    Mighty mighty, just lettin’ it all hang out.

  15. Robert Stacy McCain
    April 24th, 2010 @ 7:27 am

    She’s a brick house.

    Mighty mighty, just lettin’ it all hang out.

  16. chuck cross
    April 24th, 2010 @ 12:42 pm

    no handbridge required

  17. chuck cross
    April 24th, 2010 @ 7:42 am

    no handbridge required

  18. Prophet Mohammed
    April 24th, 2010 @ 3:42 pm

    Oh yeah, oh baby. Damn if I had to be dead, because I appreciate a well proportioned woman. Grrrrr.

  19. Prophet Mohammed
    April 24th, 2010 @ 10:42 am

    Oh yeah, oh baby. Damn if I had to be dead, because I appreciate a well proportioned woman. Grrrrr.

  20. Cindy
    April 24th, 2010 @ 4:13 pm

    I think I can explain why this is banned while worse things are tolerated. This woman is really, really sexy. Skinny women aren’t so sexy, just pretty.. So it makes the networks uncomfortable with the ads. I could be wrong. I’m just a girl, and one who never watches tv, so what do I know?

  21. Cindy
    April 24th, 2010 @ 11:13 am

    I think I can explain why this is banned while worse things are tolerated. This woman is really, really sexy. Skinny women aren’t so sexy, just pretty.. So it makes the networks uncomfortable with the ads. I could be wrong. I’m just a girl, and one who never watches tv, so what do I know?

  22. Paco
    April 24th, 2010 @ 5:17 pm

    Speaking in a purely…er…platonic and aesthetic sense, I think a woman with a little meat on her bones looks great. Much more attractive than some of these anorexic professional models.

  23. Paco
    April 24th, 2010 @ 12:17 pm

    Speaking in a purely…er…platonic and aesthetic sense, I think a woman with a little meat on her bones looks great. Much more attractive than some of these anorexic professional models.

  24. Bob Belvedere
    April 24th, 2010 @ 5:40 pm

    What Paco said.

    There’s nothing more physically unattractive than a gal who looks like a fourteen year old boy from the waist down.

    Prophet Mo: If you met her, you wouldn’t like her – she’s too old at 22.

    Dan/Stacy:
    The clothes she wears, the sexy ways,
    make an old man wish for younger days

  25. Bob Belvedere
    April 24th, 2010 @ 12:40 pm

    What Paco said.

    There’s nothing more physically unattractive than a gal who looks like a fourteen year old boy from the waist down.

    Prophet Mo: If you met her, you wouldn’t like her – she’s too old at 22.

    Dan/Stacy:
    The clothes she wears, the sexy ways,
    make an old man wish for younger days

  26. Roxeanne de Luca
    April 24th, 2010 @ 6:02 pm

    That pink bra at the 0:05 mark is incredibly cute.

  27. Roxeanne de Luca
    April 24th, 2010 @ 1:02 pm

    That pink bra at the 0:05 mark is incredibly cute.

  28. Bob Belvedere
    April 24th, 2010 @ 8:37 pm

    Roxe: Mrs. B just said the same thing after I showed her the video. I may get that for her birthday.

  29. Bob Belvedere
    April 24th, 2010 @ 3:37 pm

    Roxe: Mrs. B just said the same thing after I showed her the video. I may get that for her birthday.

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  32. Roxeanne de Luca
    April 26th, 2010 @ 2:56 am

    (Laughing.) Glad to know that Mrs. Belvedere and I have the same taste in Girl Scout cookies and lingerie. NTTAWWT.

  33. Roxeanne de Luca
    April 25th, 2010 @ 9:56 pm

    (Laughing.) Glad to know that Mrs. Belvedere and I have the same taste in Girl Scout cookies and lingerie. NTTAWWT.

  34. Red
    April 26th, 2010 @ 12:07 pm

    They should have set the commercial to this song. Sho’ nuff.

  35. Red
    April 26th, 2010 @ 7:07 am

    They should have set the commercial to this song. Sho’ nuff.

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  38. Red
    May 1st, 2010 @ 10:15 pm

    “FYI: Miss Graham is not related to Ms. Lindsey Graham. However, the Senator does shop at Lane Bryant – IYKWIMAITYD.”
    Bwaahahahahaaa!

  39. Red
    May 1st, 2010 @ 5:15 pm

    “FYI: Miss Graham is not related to Ms. Lindsey Graham. However, the Senator does shop at Lane Bryant – IYKWIMAITYD.”
    Bwaahahahahaaa!

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  41. courtneyme109
    May 12th, 2010 @ 2:24 pm

    I bet she’s a great swimmer

  42. courtneyme109
    May 12th, 2010 @ 9:24 am

    I bet she’s a great swimmer