I Blame Rachel Maddow!

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And why not? If you Google her name with Chick-fil-A and Family Research Council, you get more than 450,000 hits.

It therefore should be obvious that Maddow’s hateful rhetoric against Chick-fil-A and Family Research Council incited today’s shooting at FRC’s office in Washington, D.C.

Now that we have determined the shooter’s motive and found a scapegoat to blame — remember that I am a professional journalist like Brian Ross of ABC News — we can start worrying about, y’know, facts and stuff.

UPDATE: OK, we don’t actually know the named of the so-called “suspect” — and by “suspect,” I mean the guy who walked into FRC’s office and shot the security guard, as opposed to the person who is really responsible, MSNBC host Rachel Maddow.

For those of you who don’t want this Brian Ross-style professional journalism, check in with Michelle “Just a Blogger” Malkin.

UPDATE II: The so-called “suspect” — whose name we don’t know, but who was obviously president of the Rachel Maddow Fan Club — was carrying Chick-fil-A promotional materials and food as well as weapons, though the FBI has not yet confirmed.

I got that at Twitchy, which isn’t really professional journalism, since they haven’t joined my Brian Ross-style hunt for a scapegoat, which is what professional journalists do.

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  7. Happily enough, there are no bodies.  If there were, I’d recommend that we send them to Maddow or The SPLC.

    Whatever happened to that whole “civility” thing?  I guess if we can’t blame Beck, Palin, Limbaugh, or Willard and Ryan, it didn’t happen anyway, right?

     

  8. Now don’t be  bringing Tom Menino and Rahm Emanuel into this or we’ll start having to use the word “conspiracy.” Reporter 101 would be to show up on their doorsteps and ask them if they feel responsible.

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