Classic: Anti-Gun Pennsylvania Mayor Drunkenly Seeks Oral Sex — at Gunpoint

Posted on | April 5, 2013 | 34 Comments

James Schiliro, mayor of Marcus Hook, Pa., was one of the few Republican members of Michael Bloomberg’s “Mayors Against Illegal Guns” group. Now, however, Schiliro has been scrubbed from the group’s Web site. Gee, I wonder why?

The mayor of Marcus Hook was charged [March 21] with holding an acquaintance hostage during a drunken encounter at his home last month that allegedly ended with the mayor’s firing a gun into the floor.
During the encounter, Mayor James D. Schiliro repeatedly offered to perform a sex act with the 20-year-old male, according to police. . . .
Schiliro, 38, was arraigned Thursday before District Judge David R. Griffin, who set unsecured bail at $50,000. Schiliro was charged with recklessly endangering another person, unlawful restraint, false imprisonment, furnishing alcohol to a minor, and official oppression. . . .
According to court records, on the night of Feb. 21 Schiliro sent a text message to the man, whom he had known for several years.
He later ordered a borough police officer to pick the man up in Trainer and take him to Schiliro’s home in a police vehicle. While there, the man said, he was given what he believed were three glasses of wine.
According to the man, Schiliro, who was intoxicated, asked repeatedly whether he could perform oral sex on him. . . .
According to court records, Schiliro waved three handguns during the encounter. At one point, he put a gun to his head and said “he didn’t want to live anymore,” according to court documents.

Remember, these are only allegations, and I especially caution against generalizing from this example to presume that all Republicans who support gun control are dangerous cocksuckers.

At least, not literally . . .

UPDATE: My apologies to New Jersey residents for mistakenly placing the Pennsylvania town in your state. Corrected.

UPDATE II: Welcome, Instapundit readers! And in the interests of bipartisan non-judgmentalism, I’ll quote this Reddit commenter:

But seriously, blowjobs at gunpoint are awesome.

Well . . . who are we to judge? It’s just an alternative lifestyle choice.

Category: Crime

Comments

34 Responses to “Classic: Anti-Gun Pennsylvania Mayor Drunkenly Seeks Oral Sex — at Gunpoint”

DanRiehl
April 5th, 2013 @ 6:25 pm

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MitchMustain
April 5th, 2013 @ 6:27 pm

@smitty_one_each Maybe Freud was correct, after all.
William Keane
April 5th, 2013 @ 6:30 pm

I’m glad you cleared things up with your admonition at the end. I was fully ready to make that assumption.
Evi L. Bloggerlady
April 5th, 2013 @ 6:30 pm

We have to go with this theme song!
Zusia
April 5th, 2013 @ 6:30 pm

@smitty_one_each @DanRiehl –Makes you so damn proud. @@
PetePetretich
April 5th, 2013 @ 6:32 pm

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Mike G.
April 5th, 2013 @ 6:33 pm

I see what you did there.
AnthonyAbides
April 5th, 2013 @ 6:35 pm

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Mike G.
April 5th, 2013 @ 6:38 pm

Good thing he’s running for reelection, eh. We need more like him in pubic office.
Scribe of Slog (McGehee)
April 5th, 2013 @ 7:09 pm

They say you’re not supposed to mix intoxicants — like alcohol and, um, power.
K-Bob
April 5th, 2013 @ 7:39 pm

It’s all a trick to get us to ignore the ones who aren’t dangerous!
Larry A. Altersitz
April 5th, 2013 @ 7:43 pm

It’s Marcus Hook, Pennsylvania; Jersey gets enough bad P.R.
jsn2
April 5th, 2013 @ 8:26 pm

Obama might have a job for this guy on His Staff.
richard mcenroe
April 5th, 2013 @ 8:44 pm

Just more tired old used-up corruption from the East Coast. GOP, Dem, all from the same rancid jar. ‘s why that NY Dem was stunned he got arrested for trying to buy the NYC Mayor Nom.
Evi L. Bloggerlady
April 5th, 2013 @ 10:00 pm

Wow Pennsylvania out wierding Jersey!
scarymatt
April 5th, 2013 @ 10:16 pm

official oppression

My first thought was Monty Python. My second thought is that this charge is made up, because otherwise we’d already have thrown most of the government employees in prison for this.
richard mcenroe
April 5th, 2013 @ 11:26 pm

According to his mouthpiece, His Dishonor sold off all his guns and entered rehab. Doesn’t disposing of his guns constitute destruction of evidence?
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Adjoran
April 6th, 2013 @ 12:24 am

Reminds me of an old Johnny Winter song:

I give you everything I had babe
Ain’t that kindness
I give you the good with the bad babe
Ain’t that kindness
Don’t cha know I give you my love when I’m sad babe
Ain’t that kindness
But ya know a man ain’t nothing without his gun
Ya know a man ain’t nothing without his gun

Alcohol may intensify this effect. Your mileage may vary.
Patriot
April 6th, 2013 @ 1:09 am

Best of the night. Stacy is remiss for missing the opportunity.
Shawny Lee
April 6th, 2013 @ 4:12 am

Cheap S.O.B.! coulda put a line out or a couple of bills on the table…..but Noooooooooo. He has to go all Guns N Ammo on the dude.
jsn2
April 6th, 2013 @ 6:58 am

Thanks. Our host throws very few hanging curve balls.
Rich Vail
April 6th, 2013 @ 9:55 am

If these are the guys whom Mike Bloomberg uses as proxies…you have wonder if he’s really all that smart. I mean if he can’t pick anything but idiots…doesn’t that make him one too?
evianalmighty
April 6th, 2013 @ 1:52 pm

As the world s biggest Winter fan. I salute you.
WJJ Hoge
April 6th, 2013 @ 2:20 pm

Perhaps Nanny Bloomberg should rename his Mayors Against Illegal Guns to a more honest Illegal Mayors Against Guns.
Brian Sullivan
April 6th, 2013 @ 3:18 pm

Repubs are going to extreme to get votes these days, mandatory blowjobs at gun point speaks of desperation. I’m so glad I’m unemployed and the mayor can afford not 1 but 3 guns to enforce his self-hating agenda. Our society wallows like pigs in shit.
Jonathan_Silber
April 6th, 2013 @ 3:53 pm

It’s high time the law restricted America’s mayors to seven-round mags for their guns when soliciting gay sex–if only for the children!
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submandave
April 7th, 2013 @ 7:45 am

The headline is misleading. It’s one thing to be such a looser you have to force someone at gun point to give you a BJ, but it’s a whole different level of pathetic when you have to threaten someone to give it away.
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April 7th, 2013 @ 8:47 am

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Bob Honiker
April 7th, 2013 @ 12:47 pm

Bloomberg is a big proponent of diversity.
Bob Honiker
April 7th, 2013 @ 12:49 pm

It’s his magnetic personality, perverts can’t resist Mikey, it’s like vultures swarming a dead possum.
alpharob
April 8th, 2013 @ 1:05 am

This is Marcus Hook, PA home of several refineries. Several closed now – or closing… Anyhow… any long time Phily area resident knows the old joke… you know the one “Uncle Ike” used to tell: “My girlfriend asked me to kiss her where it smells, so I took her to Marcus Hook” Ba-boom-bam!
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