Classic: Anti-Gun Pennsylvania Mayor Drunkenly Seeks Oral Sex — at Gunpoint

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James Schiliro, mayor of Marcus Hook, Pa., was one of the few Republican members of Michael Bloomberg’s “Mayors Against Illegal Guns” group. Now, however, Schiliro has been scrubbed from the group’s Web site. Gee, I wonder why?

The mayor of Marcus Hook was charged [March 21] with holding an acquaintance hostage during a drunken encounter at his home last month that allegedly ended with the mayor’s firing a gun into the floor.
During the encounter, Mayor James D. Schiliro repeatedly offered to perform a sex act with the 20-year-old male, according to police. . . .
Schiliro, 38, was arraigned Thursday before District Judge David R. Griffin, who set unsecured bail at $50,000. Schiliro was charged with recklessly endangering another person, unlawful restraint, false imprisonment, furnishing alcohol to a minor, and official oppression. . . .
According to court records, on the night of Feb. 21 Schiliro sent a text message to the man, whom he had known for several years.
He later ordered a borough police officer to pick the man up in Trainer and take him to Schiliro’s home in a police vehicle. While there, the man said, he was given what he believed were three glasses of wine.
According to the man, Schiliro, who was intoxicated, asked repeatedly whether he could perform oral sex on him. . . .
According to court records, Schiliro waved three handguns during the encounter. At one point, he put a gun to his head and said “he didn’t want to live anymore,” according to court documents.

Remember, these are only allegations, and I especially caution against generalizing from this example to presume that all Republicans who support gun control are dangerous cocksuckers.

At least, not literally . . .

UPDATE: My apologies to New Jersey residents for mistakenly placing the Pennsylvania town in your state. Corrected.

UPDATE II: Welcome, Instapundit readers! And in the interests of bipartisan non-judgmentalism, I’ll quote this Reddit commenter:

But seriously, blowjobs at gunpoint are awesome.

Well . . . who are we to judge? It’s just an alternative lifestyle choice.

 

34 comments

  9. Just more tired old used-up corruption from the East Coast. GOP, Dem, all from the same rancid jar. ‘s why that NY Dem was stunned he got arrested for trying to buy the NYC Mayor Nom.

  11. official oppression

    My first thought was Monty Python. My second thought is that this charge is made up, because otherwise we’d already have thrown most of the government employees in prison for this.

  14. Reminds me of an old Johnny Winter song:

    I give you everything I had babe
    Ain’t that kindness
    I give you the good with the bad babe
    Ain’t that kindness
    Don’t cha know I give you my love when I’m sad babe
    Ain’t that kindness
    But ya know a man ain’t nothing without his gun
    Ya know a man ain’t nothing without his gun

    Alcohol may intensify this effect. Your mileage may vary.

  18. If these are the guys whom Mike Bloomberg uses as proxies…you have wonder if he’s really all that smart. I mean if he can’t pick anything but idiots…doesn’t that make him one too?

  21. Repubs are going to extreme to get votes these days, mandatory blowjobs at gun point speaks of desperation. I’m so glad I’m unemployed and the mayor can afford not 1 but 3 guns to enforce his self-hating agenda. Our society wallows like pigs in shit.

  22. It’s high time the law restricted America’s mayors to seven-round mags for their guns when soliciting gay sex–if only for the children!

  24. The headline is misleading. It’s one thing to be such a looser you have to force someone at gun point to give you a BJ, but it’s a whole different level of pathetic when you have to threaten someone to give it away.

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  28. This is Marcus Hook, PA home of several refineries. Several closed now – or closing… Anyhow… any long time Phily area resident knows the old joke… you know the one “Uncle Ike” used to tell: “My girlfriend asked me to kiss her where it smells, so I took her to Marcus Hook” Ba-boom-bam!

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