Day By Day And The Righteous Allusion

by Smitty Day By Day makes a great historical allusion that merits mention. As a part of the Battle of the Bulge, the Siege of Bastogne had the fascists pinning down the 101st Airborne for a week. “When confronted with a written request from German General Luttwitz for surrender of Bastogne, [Brigadier General McAuliffe] replied ‘NUTS!'”

According to an article in the Daily Mail the reply was not “Nuts” but a four letter expletive that was changed for propaganda purposes for domestic consumption. But that was not the case, according to Vincent Vicari, McAuliffe’s personal aide who was there at the time. As quoted by Richard Pyle of the Associated Press December 12, 2004, Vicari said, “General Mac was the only general I ever knew who did not use profane language. ‘Nuts’ was part of his normal vocabulary.”

So, both the allusion to fascism and the polite response more or less map to the current situation, where the Tea Parties have left to Rahm Emmanuel the bulk of the “dirty” work.

Pudding and Other Sex Scandals

Let’s face it, when Samantha from “Day By Day” joins the AOSHQ Pudding Patrol, a genuinely transformative viral phenomenon has begun. And when Little Miss Attila decides to dip the girls, we could be on the verge of a synergistic online breakthrough. PuddingBalls 2.0!

All because of one man with balls. And one man with pudding. And some dude with a weird video. My chief contribution has been this cyber-guru gibberish to create the illusion that this is something other than the usual moron inside joke.

I wanted to say something about the shocking Scott Brown “they’re both available” scandal and about the shocking Scott Brown’s wife-in-a-bikini scandal, but the afternoon is running away and I have other important work that must before 5 p.m. ET. So there’s no time just now.

Briefly, however, the best way to undermine the stereotype of uptight sex-phobic puritanical right-wingers is . . . well, don’t be an untight sex-phobic puritan. (For example, I’m blogging commando today, IYKWIMAITYD.)

Also, smoke two packs a day and drive like you’re qualifying at Talladega.

UPDATE: “She’s hot and funny and that’s a hard combination to beat.” Mmmmm, smoothies!