Could The Families Of Woods & Doherty Go On Fox To Comment?

by Smitty

Via The Corner. . .

The President earlier today issued a proclamation recognizing November as Military Family Month. It notes:

We each have a solemn duty to serve our Armed Forces and their families as well as they serve us…This month, we reaffirm that we will always lift up our military families – not just when their loved are away, but also long after the welcome home ceremonies are over.

Yeah, that’ll sure swing the military vote next Tuesday. Technically, Woods & Doherty were not part of a DoD mission per se, but their fate epitomizes the subtext of disdain this President seems to feel for all ‘corpse men’.

Update: linked by Jackie Wellfonder.

Christie/Obama Caption Contest

by Smitty

Things Christie might be saying to tighten Obama’s jaw:

 

  • “Did you read that book I sent you by Walter Mondale, Psychological Strategies for Dealing with a Crushing Election Defeat?”
  • “If you need coaching for how to deal with actual media, I can help wean you off of MTV and Strolling Drone.”
  • “Has your wife stopped beating you?”
  • “I find that, when throwing the weight around, it is helpful to have some weight.”
  • “We went under the Hurricane Sandra bus like she was a pack of Benghazi jihadis doing their impression of Keenau Reeves in Speed.”
  • “You know that Lincoln bit about fooling some of the people some of the time? Yeahhh, that’s kinda up for ya.”
  • “I’m curious what dirt you have on Bruce Springsteen to get him to prostitute himself for your campaign like that.”
  • “Isn’t it ironic that a guy as anti-British as you sits at a desk made from the timber of the H.M.S. Resolute?”
  • “Have you figured out the pricing structure for presidential pardons yet?”
  • “What if it turns out that the people are far less stupid than you treat them?”

via Breitbart

Update: linked by Jackie Wellfonder

Update II: linked by Daily Pundit, who accuses me of being too nice. I’m wiling to commit to a definite maybe.

Shorter Gingrich: ‘Benghazi Fertilizer On Collision Course With The Air Circulator’

by Smitty

 

“There is a rumor — I want to be clear, it’s a rumor — that at least two networks have emails from the National Security Adviser’s office telling a counterterrorism group to stand down,” Gingrich said. “But they were a group in real-time trying to mobilize marines and C-130s and the fighter aircraft, and they were told explicitly by the White House stand down and do nothing. This is not a terrorist action. If that is true, and I’ve been told this by a fairly reliable U.S. senator, if that is true and comes out, I think it raises enormous questions about the president’s role, and Tom Donilon, the National Security Adviser’s role, the Secretary of Defense Leon Panetta, who has taken it on his own shoulders, that he said don’t go. And that is, I think, very dubious, given that the president said he had instructions they are supposed to do everything they could to secure American personnel.”

By next Tuesday, anybody still deciding to vote for #OccupyResoluteDesk shall have achieved ‘dishonorable chump’ status.

For a special twist, I hope there is an unveiling of the emails from a big manila envelope marked ‘Sealed Court Records’. This adds no value whatsoever to the information; it’s just that #OccupyResoluteDesk deserves to have all his perfidy rubbed in his smug face both now, and for decades to come.

More at Bluegrass Pundit.

via Daily Caller and Breitbart

‘We Leave Nobody Behind’

by Smitty

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Top 10 signs you may be Nobody:
10. You have blasphemed the Holy Narrative.
9. You have poked fun at #OccupyResoluteDesk on Twitter.
8. You have attended a Tea Party event.
7. You live in a red state.
6. You are not an Obama bundler.
5. You did not go to an Ivy League school.
4. You live in flyover country.
3. You live in a Southern state.
2. You are a military voter
1. You are named Stevens, Smith, Doherty or Woods

via Breitbart

Update: linked by Paco.
Update II: linked by Hogewash, who fears he may be a nobody.

Al-Qaida Is On The Path To Defeat And Charlie Don’t Surf! UPDATE: Women United Lowers The Boom

by Smitty

The first seven words of the title are from #OccupyResoluteDesk. The last three are from the demented Lieutenant Colonel Bill Kilgore. I’m going to argue that, at a high level of abstraction, the two ideas are equally absurd.

The Washington Times has an article that is useful for tracking the latest rumors. The more that is revealed, the more the whole affair seems to have been an absurd exercise in willful disregard of reality in a combat zone:

We don’t, and are not likely EVER to know the full scoop of the reasons for the situation in Benghazi. Having served a year in Afghanistan, I can tell you that High Value types like an ambassador do not normally get put at any personal risk in war zones, for the reasons you see in Stevens’s wake. However, I’m glad that the details seem to have moved beyond “hostage bait”. That would have been Machiavellian beyond words, and hard to keep a secret, and therefore was always a trifle implausible.

Back to “Apocalypse Now”, Kilgore’s madness is echoed in the idiotic response of blaming “The Innocence of Muslims” and throwing Nakoula in jail. In retrospect, that blame move was as insane as declaring the beach safe while bullets flew. In addition to being wildly un-Constitutional and un-American. Where is the Anemic Commie Laughing Unit (ACLU) on this one? I may have answered my own question.

Kilgore’s foolhardy personal courage, standing there amidst explosions, is a stark contrast to Obama’s technological detachment from those “bumps in the road”. (I don’t personally know how anyone not an actor on a movie set could behave like Kilgore’s character in a no-kidding firefight.) And yet, even a non-combat facing of the music on Benghazi is too much for a feckless worm like Obama. Her Fecklessness now assumes the ‘offended’ pose at the suggestion that she wasn’t workin’ hard, tryin’ to find away to help those poor ex-SEALs fight for their lives.

PROVE IT!

Charlie don’t surf, Barack, but your worthless carcass is going to have plenty of time to do so, come January.

Update: Linked by God’s Own Crunk.

Update II: Have a look at this rhetorical haymaker (h/t Bluegrass Pundit):

Obama Gains Clarity After Benghazi

by Smitty

This is one of the better ads, coming out a few months ago, along with the “You didn’t build that utterance.”

The idea of Obama throwing small businesses under the bus echoes the 9/11/2012 under-bussing of two ex-SEALS and a couple State Department officials  fighting for their lives in Benghazi.

What a stone cold creep. But, a consistent creep.

via Blue Pundit