Call Off The Election: #OccupyResoluteDesk Has Another Five Years
by Smitty This is a relief, as I’ve become somewhat stressed out trying to figure out which Ruling Class tool will continue the irresistible, cancerous onslaught of government growth going down the road. President Obama declared Monday that his presidency “is not over” and that he’ll be occupying the White House for another five years. […]
Listen To Jackson, Not SNL, On BHO
by Smitty This was the butt-end of SNL on 18 February, and what and obsequious act of drool-bucketry we have, as a talk show host pretends to reinforce with two guests that there is no act that #OccupyResoluteDesk could do which is so heinous that any of the three would fail to prostrate themselves before […]
‘Gentleman’ Jim Moran Weeps For The Poor Wee Bureaucrat
by Smitty ‘Gentleman’ Jim can be hard to understand at times. This blog will offer a running translation into non-bureaucrat, peon English as a public service. Moran Smitty “I appreciate the work of the conferees, but I oppose this conference agreement, not out of concern for the tens of thousands of federal employees that I […]
‘They Have Begun to Consider the Implications of a Santorum Victory’
Do you remember the scene in the original Rocky, when one of Apollo Creed’s handlers points out that this luckless no-name Philly palooka is a southpaw? Left-handed boxers are unusual enough that Creed’s man was a little worried, and then he watched that TV news spot of Rocky Balboa practicing his body work by pounding […]
What the Liberal Media Don’t Want Americans to Know About Contraception
The debate over ObamaCare’s mandated coverage for contraception raged for days before I finally managed to weigh in Wednesday, pointing out the absurd distortions and disinformation being promoted by liberals. Of course, I’m a Sexist Theocratic Right-Wing Misogynistic Patriarchal Oppressor, so no one believes a word I say on the subject. Therefore it is helpful […]
Usually, ‘Demonizing’ Your Opponent Is Metaphorical.
Rep. Maxine Waters, Though, Talks Shedu
by Smitty This is actually an important point. Sure, Maxine Waters ranks in the Toolbox right up there with ‘Gentleman’ Jim Moran. Look at her go: A crucial point here is that Waters is playing straight for the fear/hate. Hers, and, well, none of the arguments excreted by the Left anymore, have much rational basis. […]
Obama’s Contraceptive Disinformation
Some readers may wonder why I haven’t published anything about the battle over mandatory contraceptive coverage under ObamaCare. Basically, it’s because every time I try to do it, I tend to write a couple of thousand words before discarding the draft. However, yesterday I was CC’d on an e-mail that some crazy woman sent to multiple […]
They Told Me If I Voted McCain That Clueless Gits Would Run Amok, And They Were Right!
by Smitty Via The Blaze, #OccupyResoluteDesk is all about the excuses:Via The Lonely Conservative, after three years of this goat rope, Obama’s losers still mis-underestimated the deficit by 4/5 of a trillion dollars. Sure makes me glad that Barack successfully kept Sarah Palin away from levers of power.
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