The Camp of the Saints blogger had been planning an expedition — a mission of mercy — to the rural village where Julia Manihauri lived:
A Peruvian mother of four was trapped in her bed for six months because of her giant breasts.
Julia Manihuari’s chest grew to a gigantic N cup after the birth of her third son seven years ago — leaving her unable to move, The Sun reported.
“It was awful,” she said. “If I tried to get up I would faint because my breasts were so heavy.”
Doctors believe she was suffering from a rare condition known as gigantomastia . . .
Bob Belvedere, founder of the Gigantomastia Society — dedicated to the study of this rare condition and the support of its victims — had already booked a flight to Lima. And then tragedy struck:
Surgeons had to cut 35 pounds of flesh from Manihuari’s breasts, fearing they could squash her lungs and kill her.
Manihuari emerged as a size 34B after the six-hour operation.
Belvedere and the Gigantomastia Society are now demanding that the White House designate the Peruvian surgeons as terrorists: “This is a crime against humanity. Guantanamo’s too good for these butchers.”
Ladies, if you believe you may be afflicted with gigantomastia, contact Bob Belvedere. You shouldn’t have to suffer alone . . .