Category: humor

Rutherford B. Hayes Weighs In On #ObamaInHistory

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by Smitty

News of #OccupyResoluteDesk’s tampering with Presidential biographies on whitehouse.gov, going back to Calvin Coolidge, is currently rocking Twitter. Also, note this brutal Tumblr feed.

Reached for comment, Rutherford B. Hayes, related BHO’s record to an aromatic old saw from the South:
Of course we refer to BHO's record, not the man.

By what miracle is Obama going to crawl out from under this derision and mount anything like a Presidential campaign, one is left to wonder. More at Twitchy.

Update: check out The Lonely Conservative, playing the Calvin Coolidge card!

“Weekend At Bin Laden’s”

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by Smitty

Click for source:

Stop these 'shop games. Stop, or I will say 'stop' a fourth time!
I, for one, think that #OccupyResoluteDesk should stay in broken record mode about bin Laden. The more Obama and his sycophants natter on about the One True Accomplishment of this administration, the more solitary it looks, and the more stark the contrast with the rest of the unfolding disaster that is this administration.

Just keep [nsfw] pluckin’ that chicken, Barack: at least it’s not a dog.

Update: or, if you like:It's almost as though Barack was unserious, or something.

Update II: linked at Bob’s Blog.

Propaganda Vacuum Unexpectedly Sucking Will Ferrell Back To SNL

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by Smitty

Breitbart reports that Will Ferrell will, in a move that surprises no one except Derek Smalls, trot out his George W. Bush impersonation on 12 May’s SNL installment. Maybe it won’t appear to be Yet Another Cheap Distractor, as the administration grasps at every straw to distract from #OccupyResoluteDesk‘s sucktacular performance.

Maybe we’ll at least get a Celebrity Jeopardy installment, or some cowbell out of it. Unfortunately, one expects the episode will be as humorless as Hulu’s embed policy, replete with alternative lifestyles and political sucker punches. The TiVo barely renders SNL watchable anymore.

When Brevity Breeds Ambiguity

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by Smitty

It’s 0220. Mrs. Other Smitty just returned from a trip, and we’re trying to get settled. Here is a message on Twitter from somebody whose initials are DM:

Now, I’ve met the lady in question, and so I’m relatively less creeped out by DM, than, say, DWS.

Let me be clear:

  • RSM and I are not swapping love notes.
  • The non-swappable, non-existent love notes will not be delivered to Debbie M.
  • Initials and acronyms can and will be used to comic effect.

That is all.