Tim Pawlenty announces his presidential campaign:
PAWLENTY 2012: Because Politics Isn’t Boring Enough
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Pawlenty’s Drunk Campaign Staffer Arrested for Trespassing in Iowa
Ben Foster, 24, was arrested after he tried to break into a house in Ankeny, Iowa, at 3 a.m. A staffer for the Tim Pawlenty presidential exploratory campaign, Foster was evidently so drunk he mistook the house in Ankeny for the place he was staying — 10 miles away in Johnston, Iowa. Both towns are suburbs of Des Moines.
After barfing in a family’s yard and badly frightening their teenage daughter with his early-morning intrusion, Foster has apologized and will be suspended for two weeks from the Pawlenty campaign.
So I’m just going to take this opportunity for a brief message:
HERMAN CAIN for PRESIDENT
Because His Campaign Staff Won’t Barf in Your Yard