Frenchman Shocked to Discover It’s Illegal to Sodomize Your Hotel Maid in U.S.
Even in New York City! The managing director of the International Monetary Fund, Dominique Strauss-Kahn, was taken off an Air France plane at Kennedy International Airport minutes before it was to take off for Paris on Saturday and arrested in connection with the sexual attack of a maid at a Midtown Manhattan hotel, the authorities […]
Celebrity Herpes or Hollywood Hoax?
The amazing stuff you can learn by reading Wombat’s daily “Live at Five” headline round-up: A well-known “A-list” celebrity has reportedly been sued by a plaintiff who claims that the celebrity “swore he was STD free” prior to their hook-up in Las Vegas, which included unprotected sexual intercourse. Now the plaintiff has herpes and is […]
Feminists vs. the FBI
While the Federal Bureau of Investigation is busy trying to apprehend criminals, the Feminist Majority Foundation is busy hectoring FBI Director Robert Mueller over the meaning of words: No More Excuses: Change the Definition of Rape Tell the FBI and Department of Justice: It’s high time for the FBI to modernize their archaic definition of […]
Porn Is The Third Question
by Smitty Dr. Joy Bliss at Maggie’s Farm poses a question, but I have two that precede hers: Why are we here? What is the point of sexuality? Are gentlemen into porn? Forty-odd years on, I’m realizing that life is not Star Wars. Starting off a few episodes in might be good for dramatic tension, […]
Foreskin Fetishists, Again
Really, are we surprised by the news that San Francisco wants to outlaw circumcision? Because to develop a distinct preference for either the circumcised or uncircumcised penis, you would probably have to do a good bit of comparison shopping. It would appear that some people — perhaps the sort of people one finds in San Francisco […]
Public Education: Making It Easy for Sexual Predators to Find Their Prey
When he was about 30 and teaching high-school band in Georgia in the late 1980s, Robert Hamberg divorced his wife, Jacque, and married 18-year-old Diane, his former student who had once baby-sat his children. Well, OK. Creepy and unethical, perhaps, but not illegal. However, reasonable people might think that such behavior would have put an […]
Pansexual? That Sounds Like A Member Of A Splinter Group That Broke Off From The Church Of Appliantology
by Smitty Dear Irene: No. Yours, Smitty Sixteen-year-old Irene Rojas-Carroll, an activist who calls herself a “pansexual,” is the star of a San Francisco Chronicle story on a controversial California bill to mandate that schools pay tribute to homosexual pioneers in their history lessons. Sexuality needs to return to being a private matter if the […]
Hef at 85: A Myth Grown Old
The octogenarian hedonist celebrated his birthday in Vegas, at one point posing with 31 previous Playboy centerfolds, the oldest of them being Miss May 1998, Deanna Brooks, now age 36. Hefner is now engaged to 24-year-old Crystal Harris (Miss December 2009) and, of course, the bride-to-be will be required to sign a pre-nuptial agreement prior to the […]
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