Reference For Obama’s Financial Record

by Smitty

Uncoverage posts a Paul Ryan article on the good President’s non-grasp of the totally unimportant topic of finance.
Sure is a good thing money doesn’t matter, as the article chronologically notes the milestones and running debt total for the current administration.
Fortunately, people remember nothing, and we can rely on an endless stream of shiny propaganda to keep peoples’ attention focused elsewhere.
I don’t know if Hot Air plans to publish a compilation of Obamaturisms, but it probably wouldn’t matter.

Religiosity In POTUS Candidates

by Smitty

In the midst of the political scrum, one behavior pattern exhibited on the left and the right is the exhuming of religious for use in finger pointing.
For example, even the dead Robert Byrd will always be Senator KKK to conservatives. Also famously, Ronald Reagan was a lefty, and FDR admirer, before uncluttering his head. But nobody would remember him as being a huge Christian. More recently, Ann Althouse posts about Michelle Bachmann’s former church being anti-papist. Bachmann’s case is clearly a variation on the theme of Jeremiah Wright.
A few questions:

  • Is the Bachmann religiosity angle (church, husband’s ministry) merely ‘an eye for an eye’ over Jeremiah Wright in 2008?
  • What are the criteria for figuring out the acceptability of her church involvement? How do we have a standard whereby Wright is unacceptable, but other spiritual forms are OK?
  • If the consensus is that Bachmann is a closet theocrat or something, what guarantees would work to make her an acceptable candidate? Or is it the case that you cannot hold any strong religious views if you’re going to run for POTUS?

Begala On CNN Debating Fleischer

by Smitty

Apparently, Michelle Bachmann or her husband has deviated from Correct Thought in some way. I think it may have to do with whether it’s OK to put the pee-pee in the poo-poo, but I’m not sure. Begala has characterized the Bachmann’s ideas as a “crackpot, bigoted theory” more times than someone manning an airport gate says “at this time”. Begala must get about 10K every time he says “crackpot, bigoted theory”. At least, that’s my crackpot, bigoted theory. But is my crackpot, bigoted theory shiny enough? What is your crackpot, bigoted theory? Can we get bailout money to assuage our crackpot, bigoted theories? Could a sufficient stealthy crackpot, bigoted theory, say, “capitalism is wrong” execute a slow march through our societal institutions?

Wrecking-Ball Right Reaches Robert Reich, Frank Schaeffer

by Smitty

Who is the audience for some of the vacuous noise one sees on the Puffington Host? Robert Reich whines almost cutely in The Rise of the Wrecking-Ball Right, but his title demands at least a rubber chicken to the head, if not something more violent.

Recently I debated a conservative Republican who insisted the best way to revive the American economy was to shrink the size of government. When I asked him to explain his logic he said, simply, “government is the source of all our problems.” When I noted government spending had brought the economy out of the previous eight economic downturns, including the Great Depression, he disagreed. “The Depression ended because of World War Two,” he pronounced, as if government had played no part in it.

A few days later I was confronted by another conservative Republican who blamed the nation’s high unemployment rate on the availability of unemployment benefits. “If you pay someone not to work, they won’t,” he said. When I pointed out unemployment benefits couldn’t possibly be the cause of joblessness because there are now about five job seekers for every job opening, he scoffed. “Government always makes things worse.”

Government-haters seem to be everywhere.

Dude, the cart ain’t the horse. The over-reaching federal cart can’t drag the economic horse anywhere. Benighted fools such as yourself that pretend otherwise and write this sort of dreck are part of the problem.

It’s no coincidence that the emergence of the tea party coincided with the Wall Street bailout.

Have I already noted that you’re a fool, Mr. Reich? The bailout was just another brick in the wall of economic doom built by you and your Progressive ilk, crushing liberty.

Add in the relentlessly snide government-hating and baiting of Fox News and Rush Limbaugh and his imitators on rage radio; include more than thirty years of Ronald Reagan’s repeated refrain that government is the problem; pile on hundreds of millions of dollars from the likes of oil tycoons Charles and David Koch intent on convincing the public that government is evil, and you have all the ingredients for the emergence of a wrecking-ball right that’s intent on destroying government as we know it.

See, Reich: Fox, Rush, Reagan, Koch, Stacy, the rest of the blogosphere and I are, to merge you and Buckley, standing athwart history swinging an internet-driven wrecking ball. We’re saying to you and the rest of the Ruling Class Overlords: get stuffed! Your sad little socialist pandering can maybe bring temporary respite to Americans. Back to the horse/cart metaphor, your liberty substitutes are useful so long as the cart has a little momentum in it. Let history demonstrat even a slight positive grade, and your ideas are toast.
We hate your ideas, and hope they fall off the planet, without dragging those who love liberty along for the ride.
Is that enough wrecking, Mr. Reich?
Meanwhile, Frank Schaeffer serves up enough Old Testament-grade drivel to qualify as one of those priests of Baal whom Elijah wrecked: “Debt Ceiling Chaos Is a Born-Again Religion Problem”. Really? Do you actually conflate faith and politics to that degree, Frank, or are you imitating a knob for effect?

To understand why an irrational self-defeating action like destroying the credit of the USA might seem like the right thing to do you have to understand two things: that the Republican Party is now the party of religious fanatics and that these fanatics — people like Michele Bachmann — don’t want to work within our system, they want to bring it down.

In the scorched-earth era of the “health care reform debates” of 2009 and beyond, Evangelicals seemed to believe that Jesus commanded that all hospitals (and everything else) should be run by corporations for profit, just because corporations weren’t the evil government. The right even decided that it was “normal” for the state to hand over its age-old public and patriotic duties to private companies — even for military operations (“contractors”), prisons, health care, public transport, and all the rest.

See, Frank, our government has become a pack of thieves. Are you, yourself among their number, or wearing blinders? Or do you tell yourself some rational lies to rationalize ‘quantitative easing’?

Even the word “infrastructure” lost its respectability when government had a hand in maintaining roads, bridges, and trains. In denial of the West’s civic-minded, government-supporting heritage, Evangelicals (and the rest of the Right) wound up defending private oil companies but not God’s creation, private cars instead of public transport, private insurance conglomerates rather than government care of individuals.

Schaeffer, you paint with a broad brush. I cheerfully vote for parks and other civic improvements, At The Local Level. Yet you seem to be the one setting government up as God with ‘government care of individuals’. Do we need to be frank about your idolatry problem, Frank, or is that cow sacred?
In conclusion:

Theology is — by nature — not about reason but about faith. If God’s will is to be served then so be it if America is plunged into chaos! This debt ceiling fiasco is just another chapter in the “culture” wars.

The extreme language of Evangelical/”pro-life” rebellion has now been repackaged in the debt ceiling showdown. It is the language of religion pitted against facts.

One can nearly agree with your foolishness, if government is become God, in violation of the Establishment Clause, and you are the “culture” warrior foisting a God, call It “Progress”, down the public throat.
How about we go for something rational, secular, and economic like spending less than our tax receipts? How about if We The Caesars don’t overdrive what We The People render?
I’m warming up, but I have to go see about a plane.

Chinese Animators Lampoon Debt Crisis

by Smitty (via Legal Insurrection)


The absurdity of it all is underscored by a bear with a Mao cap, an elephant standing on a money hose, and a ‘backdoor plan’. The fact that these guys are Taiwanese means that they don’t reveal Jim Morrison when they open the back door, but I think we can forgive them that. Our government certainly behaves as though it were as stoned as Mr. Mojo Risin’; perhaps that is enough.

Renowned ‘Heh-ologian’ Nancy Pelosi Explains What BHO Means By ‘Job’

by Smitty

Thanks to The Blog Prof for the clip tip. The context was the debt limit negotiations. I disagree with Blog Prof’s assessment that “this comparison [of BHO to Job] is nothing short of INSANE”. In fact, this is one of the more accurate statements Princess Pelosi has drooled since she became a load on the taxpayer wallet.

Job is no place compared to this President in terms of patience.

You’ll have to forgive Nancy’s mishandling of the vowel. She used a long ‘o’, when she really meant a short one, to judge by the latest employment figures.
BHO’s desired end state for the country is equality of condition, at least for all knuckle draggers who didn’t vote for Obama. Aren’t we headed that direction under BHO’s economic variations on the Tower of Babel? Haven’t we been plagued in Egypt?
Sackcloth and ashes are about the lowest common denominator for the American people. Nancy is totally correct: Obama will not rest until your job is no place compared to his.

McCain Clan Didn’t Notice Stacy’s Absence

by Smitty

As Stacy was noting recently:

This was the second year in a row that the Fourth has found me dead broke, without fireworks or the means to get to Alabama, so that I have been continuously (and quite publicly) humiliated in the eyes of my friends and family for the past 24 months.

This blog can now report that the absence of Stacy McCain in no way impeded the Annual McCain Clan Bath.

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Cousins Jedediah and Polly-Esther git them some of that hygene, whether they's needin' it or not.

All right, all right: this post is nothing more than a cheap shot. I will hit the tip jar as penance.





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