‘Grats To Jeff Goldstein On Fatherhood

by Smitty

Jeff Goldstein, easily among the most deep and original thinkers in the blogs, has become a father for the second time. They say if you hit his tip jar in the first 24 hours, you increase your chance. Of what, precisely, remains uncertain.

Meanwhile, the World’s Youngest Blogger, a fan of rapid head movements since before he departed the womb, dealt me a fetching forehead blow on the mouth, nearly splitting my lip. Then he cried. Like it was my fault. I think his Barack Obama impression is becoming a little too realistic. At nine months, he’s already more competent and less threatening to the country than #OccupyResoluteDesk.

Sympathy For Those Who Raise Children Full-Time

by Smitty

Mrs. The Other Smitty is on the road. A nine month old is a tremendous amount of work! Don’t let these Lefty jackwagons lie, to the contrary. Here, symbolizing power as a coffee cup, and our system of checks and balances as a dishwasher frame, The World’s Youngest Blogger empathizes with Obama’s feelings of constraint.

Update: linked by The Catholic Bandita!