Category: World’s Youngest Blogger

World’s Youngest Blogger At 3 Months

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by The World’s Youngest Blogger

Having a tart to celebrate my first three months of new media goodness. Also, life.
Hopefully standing on the table next to dad doesn't tarnish my image too badly.

UPDATE: Welcome, Instapundit readers!


Cueball-a-Cueball

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by Smitty

I hoisted the three-month-old World’s Youngest Blogger on my shoulders for a pose the other night. What an awesome thing is fatherhood. Niklas is already precocious, though I am committed not to being one of those Dead Poet Society dads with the kid’s whole life scripted for him.

This business of taking care of little ones ain’t beanbag: anyone who looks down upon parents who are raising their children in the traditional fashion is completely, thoroughly wrong.

Like Peaches & Herb

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Smitty and I were re-united today at Baltimore-Washington International Airport when our hero returned from Afghanistan to buy me a beer. Well, he returned for other reasons, but buying me a beer was at the top of the to-do list. Of course, there were others there to greet the Conquerer of the Afghan Seas.

Itty-Bitty Smitty, a/k/a The World’s Youngest Blogger, was glad to see the Admiral. Frankly, the two-month-old tyke seemed to be gloating over the fact that he now has more hair than his dad. These kids today — no respect for their elders!

The excitement of our re-union eventually overwhelmed Itty Bitty, who reclined in the arms of Frau Smitty — something I believe the Admiral is also eager to do. IYKWIMAITYD.

Wait a minute. Maybe that wasn’t the Peaches & Herb song I was looking for. Here, let’s try that again:

The World’s Youngest Blogger Salutes Silas Paul Lester

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You haven’t exactly posted yet, Silas. Silas Paul Lester, the newest addition to the All American Blogger family.

So maybe I keep my title. Though my natal adventures may not be toppled by anyone younger soon. There is sort of a lower limit, no?

Niklas Dietrich, the World's Youngest Blogger, now a hoary seven weeks old, salutes Silas Paul.

I hope you’re planning on making CPAC12. It promises to be exciting. Lots of women there, whom we can probably persuade to pose for photos with us. Exciting times.

At any rate, welcome to the ‘hood. Let’s keep it real, bro, and tell the other bloggers to keep adding to the fold. Stay in touch, and remember:

We’re yute.
We’re cute.
It’s not our fault,
The country’s destitute.

Update: linked at the Conservatory!