Stephen Green Stolen And Replaced By Bob Dylan
Posted on | July 9, 2012 | 2 Comments
by Smitty
Not really, but he certainly has gone from a high-brown boozer to a jolly, lowbrow drunk. At last, the Hope and Change have been located!
Check back tomorrow morning for some exclusive Artur Davis video with a voiceover by the World’s Youngest Blogger!
Team Obama: ‘Ruh-Roh’
Posted on | July 9, 2012 | 43 Comments
Politico‘s Byron Tau calls it “a sign that the Obama campaign may continue to be outraised all the way until November.”
Before Republicans start high-fiving each other in premature celebration, however, let me remind you that the Obama campaign entered June with a cash-on-hand advantage of more than $90 million ($109 million to Romney’s $17 million). And during May, Team Obama out-spent Team Mitt by nearly $30 million ($44.6 million to Romney’s $15.6 million).
In other words, Obama began the campaign with an enormous cushion of extra cash, which enabled him to outspend Romney nearly 3-to-1 in the first month after Romney clinched the GOP nomination.
The monthly fundraising advantage for Romney in June was really just closing the gap in terms of cash-on-hand. Obama’s still got more money in the bank than Romney, and that isn’t going to change any time soon. Furthermore, Obama’s early money advantage has enabled him to beat Romney in terms of TV advertising in key swing states thus far, meaning that Romney has to dig his way out of a hole, so to speak.
Still, for the incumbent president to be on the short end of a $35 million fundraising gap is not good news for Democrats, and perhaps that explains the media panic over Romney’s Hamptons fundraiser.
Briefly
Posted on | July 9, 2012 | 10 Comments
by Smitty
MSM Meme: Oh, Noes! Rich People Are Giving Money to Republicans!
Posted on | July 9, 2012 | 25 Comments
Just look at the Memeorandum headline aggregation:
Protesters raise cloud of sand as
Romney raises $3 million in N.Y.
— Los Angeles Times
Romney Mines the Hamptons for Campaign Cash
— New York Times
Protesters demonstrate outside
of Koch fund-raiser for Romney
— CNN
Protesters! The Koch Brothers! The Hamptons! Three million dollars! The innocent reader glancing at the headlines could be forgiven for thinking that the Obama campaign is dependent on nickel-and-dime contributions from impoverished widows and orphans.
Of course, we know that Democrats have plenty of rich donors — including Hollywood stars, wealthy heiresses, Wall Street tycoons and corporate fat cats — but for some reason the mainstream media never portray this as scandalous or even particularly newsworthy. Let a Republican like Mitt Romney invite some rich people to a fundraiser in the Hamptons, however, and suddenly the headlines convey a hint of moral turpitude about the whole affair.
Has no one ever protested outside an Obama fundraiser? Why do the MSM feel obligated to turn the anti-Romney protests into headlines? Is there some kind of publicity factor involved?
[F]or some weeks, a consortium of left-wing groups including MoveOn.org, Occupy Wall Street, the Long Island Progressive Coalition, Greenpeace, Strong For All, United New York, the Teamsters Union and others have been urging their members and supporters to turn out for a protest at David Koch’s home.
What? You mean that these were not spontaneous grassroots protests, but were in fact a bunch of organized phony astroturfers? And the MSM treats these left-wing protests as authentic and legitimate news, instead of conveying the truth that this was nothing but a gigantic publicity stunt — a made-for-media photo op — staged by the Usual Suspects?
Did anyone in the MSM use the phrase “Epic Failure” to describe these transparently orchestrated protests? I think not. Nor, for that matter, could we expect anyone in the political press corps to take seriously any threat to Romney posed by criminal trespassers:
EAST HAMPTON, N.Y. – In a caper that seemed made for the movies, two protesters were arrested Sunday after authorities said they tried to sail across a pond to crash a tony Mitt Romney fundraiser and hit a police boat. . . .
East Hampton Village authorities said David Fink and Simon Kinsella attempted to sail across the police line, ignoring orders from East Hampton Marine Patrol, and “subsequently struck” the police boat.
It’s a “caper”! A high-spirited prank! Don’t try this at an Obama fund-raiser, of course, or the headline writers will tell a much different story:
SECRET SERVICE THWARTS
ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT
Right-Wing Extremist Shot by Snipers
While Attempting to Reach President
Of course, everything done by a “right-wing extremist” is automatically scandalous, including Mitt Romney’s tax returns.
Obama Seeks Tax Increase on ‘Rich’
Posted on | July 9, 2012 | 17 Comments
So we’re back to this, huh? Another class-warfare fight over the “Bush tax cuts”? And more dishonest spin in the headlines:
Obama Seeks 2013 Tax Cuts Within Limits
— New York Times
Obama to call for Bush tax cut extensions
for those making less than $250,000
— CNN
Fight Renewed Over Bush Tax Cuts
— Wall Street Journal
Is anyone with an IQ over 70 fooled by this? No, but Obama’s not trying to reach people with IQs over 70, he’s trying to reach independent “swing” voters — people so profoundly stupid, they don’t even know whether they’re Republicans or Democrats.
Do Not Let Spam Emails Name Your Children, Please
Posted on | July 9, 2012 | 21 Comments
by Smitty
While not wanting to go negative on anybody’s specific choices for naming their children, on wonders: who drops the name of a country onto an unsuspecting infant’s birth certificate? Do you really want to have that conversation where you explain to little Ulysses what chemical state prompted “Lithuania” to appear in the middle name position?
On the other hand, giving your daughter some Scottish clan collision for a name like “MacDougal Campbell” might be preferable to some of the random syllable collections afoot these days, like “Trashondalawnda” or “LaTrina”.
Creativity is a beautiful thing. My contention here is that it may be better applied to things like poems and novels than birth certificates. For a healthy, long-lived child, having a name that hangs about the neck in the albatross fashion is unseemly. Take your time and pick something that affords the kid some dignity, please. Rebecca? What’s wrong with a name that has stood the test of time since the Pentateuch?
That is all.
LIVE AT FIVE: 07.09.12
Posted on | July 9, 2012 | Comments Off on LIVE AT FIVE: 07.09.12
— compiled by Wombat-socho
TOP NEWS
President To Seek Partial Extension Of Tax Cuts
Groups Urge Scott Brown To Back Obamacare
Coalition made up of people who probably won’t vote for him anyway
Mysterious Cambodian Deaths Tied To Common Childhood Illness
Hand, foot and mouth disease strain to blame for 50+ child deaths
POLITICS
Can Tammy Baldwin Snap Wisconsin Democrats’ Losing Streak?
WaPo buries answer deep on page 2 of article: probably not
Romney Adds $3 Million To War Chest With Sweep Through Hamptons
Republicans Claim DOJ Using Tainted Data In Texas Voter ID Law Showdown
Can IRS Police Both Taxes And Obamacare?
Deval Patrick Mentioned As Holder Replacement
Iowa Secretary Of State Reveals Democrat Operative’s Frame Attempt
NAACP Pledges To Overcome Voter ID Laws
Scranton Defies Injunction, Pays Employees Minimum Wage
THE ECONOMY, STUPID
North Sea Oil Surges On Norway Strike News; NYMEX $84.78; Brent $98.73
Investors Brace For Shaky US Earnings Season
PRC Stocks Drop On Economy, Deflation Concerns
Eurozone Fragmenting Faster Than EU Can Act?
Conservative GOP Giving Big Business A Hard Time In Congress
US Job Report Brings Fed’s Next Move Into Focus
US Drought Threatens To Fuel Food Inflation
Domain Name Changing Malware Unlikely To Have Much Impact
Former Nokia Employees To Revive Meego
Face.com Kills APIs And Klik Three Weeks After Facebook Acquisition
Mini iPad, New Kindle Fire May Arrive By Holidays
Samsung Plans To Launch Windows RT Tablet
SPORTS
Jones Powers Yankees Past Red Sox
Andruw Jones hits fourth homer in three days to put Yankees ahead 7-3 after Teixeira’s big night on FridayVersatility The Hallmark Of Team USA’s Hoops Squad
Lightning Strikes Late For Kinsler, Rangers Against Twins
Nyets, Cavs, Magic In Talks For Three-Team Howard Deal
Lidstrom To Stay With Wings In Front-Office Role
Pittsburgh Hot, Even In Futures Game
Nationals Bullpen Unexpectedly Fails; Loses Game And Series To Rockies
FAMOUS FOR BEING FAMOUS
Ernest Borgnine Dies, 95
Oscar-winning star of From Here To Eternity, Marty, and McHale’s Navy dead of kidney failure. “You gotta go to work” was his motto
Usher’s Stepson Declared Brain Dead After Jet Ski Accident
Sienna Miller, Fiance Welcome First Baby
Katie Holmes Determined To Keep Full Custody Of Suri
Related: Co$ urges members to “fight back” after horrible week
Exciting! Lily Allen’s Having Another Baby!
Mothers Who Breastfeed Older Children To Be Subject Of New Reality Show
Blake Lively, Salma Hayek Form Fierce Bond Over “Savages”
FOREIGNERS
Egypt’s President Reconvenes Dissolved Parliament
Annan Starts Talks With Assad In Damascus
Russian Flood Deaths Top 170; Putin Orders Inquiry
Samaras’ Coalition Wins Vote Of Confidence Before Euro Talks
Election Results In Libya: Breaking Islamist Wave?
Curfew Imposed In Central Nigeria After Weekend Massacres
Karzai Says Donors Must Help Fight Afghan Graft
South Sudanese Migrants Subdued On First Anniversary Of Nation’s Freedom
Six Injured At Annual Running Of The Bulls In Pamplona
France, Germany Mark 50 Years Of Peace
Thousands Protest Alleged Fraud In Mexican Presidential Election
BLOGS & STUFF
Power Line: Anti-Romney/Koch Demonstration Epic Failure
Legal Insurrection: Why Are People Panicking?
Weasel Zippers: Wassermann-Schultz Says Romney “Most Extreme” On Immigration
Breitbart: LA Jewish Federation Enforces Sharia
Volokh Conspiracy: The SCOTUS Leaks Continue
Jammie Wearing Fools: Man Who Introduced Obama At Ohio Rally Owes $500K To Former Employer
Hogewash: This Isn’t Just Coincidence
Mark Krikorian: Knowing What Ain’t So
Sacred Monkeys: Jeremiah Wright Accuses America’s Elite Colleges Of Infecting Blacks With “White Racist DNA”
Lonely Conservative: GM Notches Big Increase In Sales After Fed Fleet Purchases
Rule 5 Sunday: Touch And Go
Posted on | July 8, 2012 | 10 Comments
— compiled by Wombat-socho
For the benefit of those reading Rule 5 Sunday for the first time: some of the links below are most definitely Not Safe For Work and could contribute to the pollution of your precious bodily fluids.
First out of the gate this week is Valley of the Shadow, who enlists the very Gothic Helena Bonham Carter to aid him in the rattling of the tip jar. Go forth, admire, and donate! Postaldog returns with the definitive declaration that D is for Demoiselles, Brian Noggle checks in with a hot band chick, and Fishersville Mike is glad the rebooted Spiderman didn’t reshoot one of the scenes from the original. Randy’s Roundtable takes its midweek break with Gretchen Rossi (appropriately attired for the 4th!) and Karen Carreno, and Zion’s Trumpet chimes in with Mexican singer Ninel Conde. EBL returns with a video salute to the udderly fabulous Kate Upton, imNsho checks in with Dayanis Garcia, and Laughing Conservative gets in the Olympic mood with Sophie Reade.
El Opinador Compulsivo leads off with Lorena Garcia, followed by a scientific explanation of Kate Upton, a nautical lass, a 4th of July salute, Lyndsy Fonseca, Sharon Stone, and Danielle Kn.
A View From The Beach earns extra brownie points this week by featuring Eliza Dushku. Also, Russian chicks driven mad by the heat, 4th of July pinups, a tale of a hot chick burning her boyfriend, NOAA nixing nereids, the obligatory cave girl post, and finally, a Playmate scoring a genius visa.
Reaganite Republican has the hottest hula-hoop contest ever, First Street Journal has some female blue-suiters, The POH Diaries has Katy Perry on a bike, and Three Beers Later has a firecracker, Dierks Bentley’s “Sideways”, and some shakin’ going on. Proof Positive offers Helen Flanagan, Katy Perry’s excellent cell phone coverage, some zingy Sex in Advertising, and vintage babe Nancy Sinatra. Dustbury has Gianne Albertoni and Sherilyn Fenn. At The Camp of the Saints, it’s Lauren Mellor and the Rule 5 News.
Soylent Green has something new this week: Mystery Snooch! Not to mention the Monday Motivationer, Tuesday Titillation, a righteous celebration of Independence Day, zipper porn, fantasy warrior babes, Friday Corset Conundrum, a Croatian Snoocher Shoutout, and some Hungarian hotness.
The Daley gator’s DaleyBabes this week are Kristen Bell, Satomi Tsubaki, Scarlett Johansson, Priyanka Chopra, Jessica Biel, Alexandra Breckenridge, Layla El, Sayaka Kato, Naomie Harris, Yumi Matsutani, Claudia Romani, Misaki Nito, and Anahi. Also, a Kate Upton wet T-shirt video and Nana Nanaumi salutes the best Rule 5 blogs!
Thanks to everyone for their linkagery! Deadline for next Sunday’s Rule 5 roundup is Saturday, July 14; please be sure your links go to the Rule 5 Wombat mailbox.


