The Weird Reich
Posted on | July 15, 2011 | 11 Comments
It’s not unusual for strange ideas to turn up in Maureen Dowd’s column, but she found a really weird one this time: Adolf Hitler invented the blow-up sex doll!
The latest wacky Hitler story comes from the British author Graeme Donald. He says that, while researching a military book, he stumbled across a story that Hitler and Heinrich Himmler were so worried about German soldiers’ getting sexual diseases from French hookers that they cooked up a plan for soldiers to carry small blow-up blond, blue-eyed dolls called “gynoids” in their backpacks to use as sex “comforters.”
Donald said Himmler ordered 50 dolls but the soldiers were too embarrassed to carry them. “In the end the idea fizzled out,” Donald told The Sun, “and the place where they were made and all the dolls were destroyed in the bombing of Dresden.”
(Via Don Surber.)
Court: Accused Child Molester Has Right to Watch Kiddie Porn ‘Evidence’ in Jail
Posted on | July 15, 2011 | 10 Comments
Because he is acting as his own attorney, Weldon Marc Gilbert — accused of molesting young boys and videotaping the abuse — has been granted access to the obscene evidence in the case:
Witnesses for the prosecution allege that Gilbert, 50, plied the boys with alcohol prior to performing sex acts on them that included masturbation, oral sex, and anal sex. All the while, Gilbert’s video camera was rolling, providing him with 28 hours of pornographic footage, which he is now enjoying the perverse pleasure of reliving.
Incredible. Absolutely incredible.
How Cute Is This Video?
Posted on | July 15, 2011 | 11 Comments
It’s cute enough to gain AOSHQ contributor R.D. Brewer admission to the prestigious “ReTweeted by Alyssa Milano” Club:
Alyssa is a connoisseur of cute videos, so as soon as R.D. posted this in Ace of Spades HQ Headlines, I knew she was gonna love this:
You gotta admit: That’s a minute and 28 seconds of pure “AWWWW!”
Sarah Palin Stimulates Economy, Boosts Employment, Annoys Liberal Media
Posted on | July 15, 2011 | 13 Comments
The big “scoop” from the Federal Election Commission report:
Sarah Palin spent almost $14,000 to adorn her “One Nation” tour bus with larger-than-life renditions of the Constitution, Liberty Bell, and her signature.
That’s one of hundreds of expenditures listed in SarahPAC’s semi-annual FEC report, which was filed online today. The former Alaska governor’s political action committee paid $13,708.44 to the Tennessee company Fast Signs for “Bus Wrap” on May 26, three days before her tour of the northeast kicked off.
“She took a bus tour! And paid money to have the bus decorated! Scandal!”
Of course, I’m sure the guys employed by the sign company in Tennessee didn’t mind getting paid for that work. And I’m sure that House Republican freshmen like Ann Marie Buerkle, Allen West and Renee Ellmer didn’t mind the $5,000 SarahPAC donated to each of their campaigns. Also: $18,700 to Young America’s Foundation, one of the most worthy and respectable conservative non-profit organizations, which trains hundreds of high school and college activists.
The liberal media are once again desperately trying to make scandalous mountains out any molehill related to Sarah Palin — FAIL!
Scott Conroy [of Real Clear Politics] also notes that even though these are modest numbers, many small donations would pour in if/when she announces. Many supporters are most likely waiting for an announcement so that they can contribute to her Presidential campaign as opposed to her PAC.
There is no doubt she could raise $5 million in a month, because she is a magnet for small donors. The thing about having lots of small donors to a campaign is that you can always go back to someone who has previously given you $100 and say, “Hey, how about $50 more?” and maintain a steady stream of contributions, whereas, once your big donors “max-out” to the federal limit, they can’t give any more.
Finally, it’s reported she’s got $1.4 million cash on hand. Wouldn’t it be kinda nice if SarahPAC started hitting conservative bloggers’ tip jars?
Shhhh! I won’t say a word, governor. That next FEC report won’t be released until January, right? Who’s gonna notice that $100?
LIVE AT FIVE – 07.15.11
Posted on | July 15, 2011 | 6 Comments
— compiled by Wombat-socho
TOP NEWS
FBI Begins Preliminary Inquiry Into News Corp
Did Murdoch’s US affiliates hack 9/11 victims’ phones?
Senate and White House Cut Tentative Debt Deal
Only $1.5 trillion in cuts likely; no word on whether House GOP is on board with McConnell/Reid plan
LA’s Carmageddon Hype Much Like Y2K
Closure of I-405 unlikely to set off city-wide gridlock
South Sudan Becomes 193rd Member Of UN
General Assembly approves application by acclamation
POLITICS
DOJ Asks 9th Circuit For Stay Of DADT Repeal
Emergency motion says ending ban now would pre-empt the orderly process outlined in repeal law passed in December 2010
Gov. Dayton Caves; No Tax Increase In Minnesota
Scott Brown Goes Squishy On Debt Deal?
Obama Campaign Moves NY Fundraiser Out Of Pfizer Offices
Florida Sheriff Satisfies Budget; Skips Free Skivvies For Prisoners
Giuliani Warns Against Rushing To Judgement On Murdoch
THE ECONOMY, STUPID
JP Morgan Chase Posts $5.4 Billion Profit, Beating Estimates
Google Shares Up Over Twelve Percent On Sales Gain
S&P Joins Moody’s In Warning Of US Debt Rating Downgrade If No Deal Reached
Conoco Phillips To Spin Off Refining & Marketing
Why Wall Street Isn’t Worried About Default
Bernanke Downplays Likelihood Of QE3
Spotify Prepares To Eat iTunes’ Lunch
Search Engines Replacing Memory, Study Shows
Motorola Photon 4G Gets Bargain Bin Treatment At Wirefly, Walmart
SPORTS
Judge Declares Mistrial In Clemens Case
Judge rips federal prosecutors for blunder in using evidence he’d barred from trial; Clemens may be safe from further prosecution under “double jeopardy” rule
New NFL Rookie Wage Plan Moves Deal Closer
Bombs Away: Blue Jays Rip Yankees 16-7
Dodgers Hoping Worst Is Behind Them
Rangers’ Holland Pitches Second Straight Shutout In 5-0 Win Over Mariners
On The Cusp Of 100, Kyle Busch Sets Sights On Petty’s Record
FAMOUS FOR BEING FAMOUS
So Much For That Rumor
No, Brad Angelina not getting married yet.
Yes, Mila Kunis is still going to the Marine Ball.
Chris Colfer Learned He Was Leaving “Glee” On Twitter
“Sons Of Anarchy” Creator PISSED Over Emmy Snub
“Entertainment Geekly”: EW’s Preview Of Comic-Con 2011
Brooke Miller & Charlie Sheen: Reunited?
Elizabeth Hurley And Chace Crawford Get Their Gossip On
FOREIGNERS
Splodeydope Hits Service For Karzai’s Brother
Crackdown Escalates In East Syria, Protesters Killed
US Rejects Arab League Support Fr Palestinian Statehood Bid
Church, Irish State At Odds Over Abuse Disclosure Plan
Minister Adds Fuel To Fire As Karachi Burns
BLOGS & STUFF
Moe Lane: Harry Reid Wants Us To Throw Eric Cantor Under The Bus
Gateway Pundit: “I STAND WITH ERIC CANTOR”
JustOneMinute: As The Kabuki Picks Up…
WSJ: Murdoch Defends News Corp. In Interview
Weasel Zippers: S&P Warns There’s A 50% Chance It’ll Downgrade US Credit Rating Within Three Months
Yid With Lid: E-Mails Provide Proof That White House Was At War With Fox News
Lonely Conservative: The Obama Spending Boom
Powerline: Dayton Caves?
Allahpundit: If Default Is Such A Catastrophe, Why Is Obama Opposed To A Short-Term Deal To Avert It?
Forbes’ Right Directions: What Happened To The Social Security Trust Fund?
Hey, it’s Friday! Enjoy your weekend!
Pro-Life Republicans Hail ‘Blueprint’ for Investigation of Planned Parenthood
Posted on | July 14, 2011 | 6 Comments
“This is a blueprint — this is an engraved invitation to investigate,” Rep. Chris Smith (R-N.J.) said Thursday of a new report documenting taxpayer-funded abuses by the nation’s largest abortion provider. “Planned Parenthood has never been adequately investigated,” he said.
Smith, a veteran pro-life leader in Congress, was one of several House Republicans who called for hearings during a Capitol Hill press conference about a new 181-page report by Americans United for Life, The Case for Investigating Planned Parenthood.
Rep. Randy Hultgren (R-Ill.) called the AUL report “groundbreaking,” and said: “The American people want accountability for how tax dollars are being spent. . . . If there is any question of abuse, misuse or fraud, we need to bring that forward. That is our responsibility as members of Congress.”
“The issue today is, should American taxpayer dollars be going to pay for abortions?” said Rep. Renee Ellmers (R-N.C.). “Overwhelmingly, we’ve heard from the American people that they don’t want to see their funds going that way. . . . The money can be much better spent elsewhere.”
“By Planned Parenthood’s own accounting, $363 million — one-third of its budget annually — comes from the American taxpayer,” said Dr. Charmaine Yoest, president of Americans United for Life. “While Congress is discussing going deeper in debt and raising the debt ceiling. . . our government is quietly subsidizing the world’s largest abortion provider with $1 million a day.”
Cheryl Wetzstein reports in The Washington Times:
A House hearing has not been set, the members said. However, Rep. Cliff Stearns, Florida Republican and chairman of the House Energy and Commerce subcommittee on oversight and investigations, said in a statement that he is considering holding a hearing on Planned Parenthood. . . .
The Government Accountability Office has reported that Planned Parenthood spent $657.1 million in federal funds from 2002 to 2008, but Americans United for Life researchers found that Planned Parenthood reported more than $2 billion in “government grants and contracts” during that time, [Dr. Yoest] said.
Video of Ellmers at the press conference:
Video of Hultgren at the press conference:
Video of Smith at the press conference:
- “Congress Should Probe Planned Parenthood Abortion Biz” — LifeNews.com, July 14
- “House Republicans call for investigation of Planned Parenthood” — DailyKos.com, July 14
- “House members say Planned Parenthood needs to be investigated, defunded but offer no definite plans” — The American Independent, July 14
- “GOP Freshmen Will Call for Congressional Investigation of Planned Parenthood” — TheOtherMcCain.com, July 13
- Ellmers to Host News Conference on Investigation of Planned Parenthood— Press Release, Rep. Renee Ellmers, July 13
- Freshmen Congressmen Call Thursday News Conference to Discuss Hearings and Investigations of Planned Parenthood Based on Americans United for Life Report – Media Advisory, Americans United for Life, July 13
- “Members of Congress Press for Planned Parenthood Investigation” — July 13, LifeNews.com
- The Case for Investigating Planned Parenthood (PDF) – Americans United for Life.
- “Pro-Lifers Tell Congress: Investigate Planned Parenthood!” — July 7, The American Spectator
VIDEO: Not Intended as a Metaphor
Posted on | July 14, 2011 | 3 Comments
Nevertheless, as we seem to be all-budget-all-the-time around here lately, this epic fail could be taken as symbolic of either Mitch McConnell’s “political leadership” or Barack Obama’s “economic policy“:
(Via RD Brewer in AOSHQ Headlines.)
Help For Your Sexylaid
Posted on | July 14, 2011 | 7 Comments
by Smitty (via Kottke)
The real question is whether there will ever be a cure for Stacy McCain’s Luddism.



