‘Humble and Polite’ Bloggers?

Diana Adams lists “22 Traits of Successful and Happy Bloggers,” including this:

Humble and Polite – Humility and politeness go a long way in blogging and in life. Smart and savvy bloggers know this.

I dunno. Arrogant and obnoxious have worked pretty well for me. We await commentary from mild-mannered Dan Riehl and the unfailingly courteous Ace of Spades. However, Ms. Adams offers much advice that is genuinely helpful:

Authentic and Honest – It’s important for your readers to see you as an authentic and honest human being. You lose credibility when you fake it.

Exactly. I’m authentically arrogant and honestly obnoxious, so that probably explains why it works.

And dibs on the “Diana Adams bikini” Google bomb.

Recovery Summer: U.S. Now Losing Jobs

The New York Times writes a confusing lede, but ultimately can’t hide the bad news:

With the American economic recovery hanging in the balance, private employers added 71,000 jobs in July, up from a downwardly revised 31,000 in June but below the consensus forecast of 90,000. The unemployment rate stayed steady at 9.5 percent.
Over all, the nation lost 131,000 jobs last month, but those losses came as 143,000 Census Bureau workers left their temporary posts, the Labor Department said. June’s number was revised dramatically downward to a total loss of 221,000 jobs. The agency originally reported that the nation lost 125,000 jobs in June.
Figures released last week confirmed that the United States economy slowed in the spring, and the Department of Labor’s monthly statistical snapshot of hiring pointed toward a stall in hiring this summer, as employers failed to add jobs at the rate they were earlier this year.

As of this writing, a few minutes before the opening bell, Dow Jones Industrial Average futures are trading -80.

UPDATE: A better lede from Reuters:

Employment fell for a second straight month in July as more temporary census jobs ended while private hiring rose less than expected, pointing to an anemic economic recovery.

As of 9:50 a.m. ET, DJIA was sagging down 40 points, and I should point out the possibility that it may actually post a net gain today. I credit Rush Limbaugh with having been the first person I heard explain this: Wall Street values stocks on the basis of companies’ potential for profit. Rising unemployment is bad news for Main Street, but the fact that companies are laying off workers can be good news on Wall Street, if lower payrolls mean higher profits.

An ill omen? Christine Romer, one of the more sober and honest economists in the administration, is resigning as chairwoman of the White House Council of Economic Advisers. “Spend more time with her family,” yada, yada — there’s got to be more to it than that, of course. I predict she’ll soon produce a book, Coked-Up Stimulus Monkeys: How the Obama Administration Is Fiscally Raping Your Grandchildren.

Another omen of looming fiscal disaster:

The government has apparently decided, in its infinite wisdom, that what the American economy really needs is more homebuyers with no equity.

Megan McArdle explains why that’s a bad idea, if you don’t already understand.

UPDATE II: Closing in on 11 a.m. ET now, with the Dow down about 140. So far it doesn’t look like “Black Friday.” Meanwhile, Republicans are getting in their licks:

“Today’s disappointing jobs report falls short of where we need to be,” said House Minority Whip Eric Cantor, in a statement put out less than seven minutes after the Labor Department released the jobs report. “The policies originating from this White House are creating an environment of uncertainty and fear for business people and employees, preventing investment and hiring.” . . .
“How many more times do families and small businesses have to ask ‘where are the jobs’ before President Obama changes course?” House Minority Leader John Boehner asked . . .

Beyond politics, the real question is whether the wrong-headedness of the Democrats’ neo-Keynesian policy has bought us the dreaded “double-dip” recession:

The figures come in the same week that the Commerce Department reported consumer spending in the US remained flat in June.
Households in the US continue to be squeezed amid higher unemployment. . . .
There have been fears about the strength of the US economic recovery, particularly as the country continues to grapple with high unemployment.
Higher unemployment and a slowdown in manufacturing have sparked fears of a “double-dip” recession in the world’s largest economy.

Vindication for a pessimist is always bittersweet, but I’ve been saying it December 2008: It Won’t Work.

That Was No Love Affair, That Was Your Misplaced Narcissism

by Smitty

Bryan Safi, at HuffPo:

After a brief love affair with metrosexualism, the pendulum of American culture has shifted back to the straight side.

Dude, you are R. O. N. N. G. G.

The new ethos seems to be. . . Bring back the real guys and smear those queers.

The queers, now, as ever, deserve to be ignored. Why denigrate one’s manhood by smearing such?

And how about the Ultimate Old Spice commercial?

Masculinity, Safi: if you’re lacking, do a search on “Tea Party” in your area, and attend the next protest against this decadent Congress and Administration. You’ll find a surfeit thereof.

‘Coked-Up Stimulus Monkeys’

No, it’s not the name of a punk rock band, it’s what Democrats are doing with your tax money:

Harry Reid’s Plan to Save the Nevada Economy: Coked-up Stimulus Monkeys
In the face of the worst recession since the Great Depression, where has the money from Harry Reid’s stimulus bill gone to help our ailing economy? Cocaine-addled monkeys and a million dollars worth of exotic ants, according to a new report out this morning.
Other examples of how the stimulus has squandered taxpayer dollars include $750,000 towards creating a YouTube-like computerized dance choreography program; $300,000 to study the effects of “integral yoga” upon hot flashes; and $60,000 to study public perception of stimulus spending. . . .

That’s from Harry Reid’s Republican challenger Sharron Angle and — believe it or not — Democrats are actually trying to defend the cocaine-for-monkeys program. But no need to worry about the economy, folks:

Obama ‘Confident’ U.S. Will
Avoid ‘Double-Dip’ Recession

You don’t have to be on drugs to think like a Democrat, but it sure helps!

The Sadly Underrated ‘Broken Window Fallacy’

by Smitty (h/t Fausta)

People object to the broken window fallacy in terms of economic opportunity cost. The baker in the example could have had a window and a suit.

Maybe the White House CoS can explain:

“You never want a serious crisis go to waste. What I mean by that is that it’s an opportunity to do things that you think you could not do before.”

So, in the purely hypothetical case where you control the hooligan, you can knock out the window of the political opponent, and hurt both the baker and the tailor who, might have mounted a campaign against you in the next election.

The good news is that such flagrantly unethical behavior never goes on. The unfortunate reality that political opponents get so many windows broken probably has to do with the fact that they are oppressors, whose forbears had indeed wronged the hooligan’s father.

To correct this problem, one good approach would be to raise the taxes on the baker and the tailor, and hire a social worker to counsel the hooligan. On proper throwing technique.

Update: Really. Ethics and taxes are for the little people. Now, that’s arguably taking it a bit too far, but the shenanigans surrounding the Deepwater Horizon are creepy to say the least.

Ode to the Fail Whale

Damn you, Fail Whale,
And damn your smile
That taunts sarcastically.
All the while,
Tweeps are waiting
For my latest words.
Whale, why try to fly
With little orange birds?

“Please wait a moment and try again,”
As if “please” could excuse
Your smiling sin.
Damn you, Fail Whale!
Damn your courtesy,
While “Twitter is over capacity”!

— Robert Stacy McCain