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Pudding and Other Sex Scandals

Posted on | January 22, 2010 | 7 Comments

Let’s face it, when Samantha from “Day By Day” joins the AOSHQ Pudding Patrol, a genuinely transformative viral phenomenon has begun. And when Little Miss Attila decides to dip the girls, we could be on the verge of a synergistic online breakthrough. PuddingBalls 2.0!

All because of one man with balls. And one man with pudding. And some dude with a weird video. My chief contribution has been this cyber-guru gibberish to create the illusion that this is something other than the usual moron inside joke.

I wanted to say something about the shocking Scott Brown “they’re both available” scandal and about the shocking Scott Brown’s wife-in-a-bikini scandal, but the afternoon is running away and I have other important work that must before 5 p.m. ET. So there’s no time just now.

Briefly, however, the best way to undermine the stereotype of uptight sex-phobic puritanical right-wingers is . . . well, don’t be an untight sex-phobic puritan. (For example, I’m blogging commando today, IYKWIMAITYD.)

Also, smoke two packs a day and drive like you’re qualifying at Talladega.

UPDATE: “She’s hot and funny and that’s a hard combination to beat.” Mmmmm, smoothies!

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  • http://ui2.com Ui2

    The real transformative event will be when the world moves to a pudding-based economy. I’m stocking up on Snack Packs like it’s Y2K.

    The gold standard in pudding, however, is from the fine folks at Kozy Shack: http://www.kozyshack.com/ They use monster corn-fed tapioca balls that are so big they can only be grown on Three Mile Island.

    Yes, Stacy – I said balls.

  • http://ui2.com Ui2

    The real transformative event will be when the world moves to a pudding-based economy. I’m stocking up on Snack Packs like it’s Y2K.

    The gold standard in pudding, however, is from the fine folks at Kozy Shack: http://www.kozyshack.com/ They use monster corn-fed tapioca balls that are so big they can only be grown on Three Mile Island.

    Yes, Stacy – I said balls.

  • Oxbay

    Speaking of Day by Day. Your website is the only one I visit on a daily basis that had DbD. Since you’ve moved to the new format you no longer have it. What gives? The women in Chris Muir’s world are so shapely.

  • Oxbay

    Speaking of Day by Day. Your website is the only one I visit on a daily basis that had DbD. Since you’ve moved to the new format you no longer have it. What gives? The women in Chris Muir’s world are so shapely.

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