Today my 13-year-old son Jefferson coined that word while we were driving to Chick-fil-A, a dinnertime decision I made after reading how intolerant bozos are trying to ban Chick-fil-A in Boston and Chicago. After seeing the headlines at Memeornadum, I did a quick Google search and learned that the nearest Chick-fil-A is 15 miles away — a relatively short distance to drive for freedom.
When we got there, the line for the drive-through was backed up — at 8 o’clock on a Wednesday night. We ordered five Chick-fil-A sandwiches, two large orders of waffle fries and two large sweet iced teas. When we got to the window, we paid $21.95. because freedom isn’t free.
Given the surging popularity of Chick-fil-A — and also, the penis-and-vagina combo — I think heterosexuality and freedom have a fighting chance.
Chick-Fil-A is our usual Saturday evening meal. Sometimes we have it on Wednesdays, too, just to give more patronage to the company.
To quote a song lyric: “If lovin’ you is wrong, I don’t wanna be right!” And we sure do love Chick-Fil-A.
Who had their supporters disrupt the businesses of those they disliked?
It just seems to me this sort of thuggery has happened in the past.
The hypocrisy burns. Worse than the hottest buffalo sauce.
I need to search out and find me a Chick-fil-A!
Me too…and I’m a red meat kind of guy.
I like the waffle fries.
Jefferson’s a chip off the old block.
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Methinks he’s the Chris Wallace of this family.
Somebody needs to say it and it might as well be me: man, we miss your blogging.
Totally linked! Beat you to it by three hours as there is a Chic-fil-A close to home::lucky me::
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Do they REALLY have a “penis and vagina” combo at the Chick fil A? Eeew!
Perhaps you’d prefer the “penis and rectum” special of the week at Home Depot…not that there’s anything wrong with that (except the obvious).
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Look, if you don’t like the homophobolicious goodness of Chick-Fil-A, don’t eat at Chick-Fil-A. Burger King makes a decent chicken sandwich and I’m sure they’d be happy to take your money. That’s your individual decision. On the other hand, quite …
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