The Other McCain

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It’s Homophobolicious!

Posted on | July 25, 2012 | 19 Comments

Today my 13-year-old son Jefferson coined that word while we were driving to Chick-fil-A, a dinnertime decision I made after reading how intolerant bozos are trying to ban Chick-fil-A in Boston and Chicago. After seeing the headlines at Memeornadum, I did a quick Google search and learned that the nearest Chick-fil-A is 15 miles away — a relatively short distance to drive for freedom.

When we got there, the line for the drive-through was backed up — at 8 o’clock on a Wednesday night. We ordered five Chick-fil-A sandwiches, two large orders of waffle fries and two large sweet iced teas. When we got to the window, we paid $21.95. because freedom isn’t free.

Given the surging popularity of Chick-fil-A — and also, the penis-and-vagina combo — I think heterosexuality and freedom have a fighting chance.

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