Posted on | October 31, 2012 | 39 Comments
Some lefty weenie named ‘Bobby Knuckles’ (after that which he drags?) bethinks himself a comic:
— bobby knuckles (@bobby_knuckles) October 31, 2012
(Click for full size–UPDATE: or, indeed, to view it, as somebody has their laundry in a bunch over what amounts to pure piffle.)
|Typical Liberal||. . .completion|
|Embraces higher education and persons of learning||. . .because if that radical feminist book doesn’t look like a teddy bear, you may not have dropped enough acid yet at your Noam Chomsky Gangnam party.|
|Aspires to finish graduate school and views life as continuous learning process||. . .one of these years, when the school wearies of seeing her face and grants a degree in ‘Critical Trans-racial Trans-gender Transmission Theory Studies’.|
|Positions formed from facts, logic, study, reason, and careful analysis||. . .for fact-free, non-Euclidian, sophomoric, un-serious, irrational and irresponsible values of ‘analysis’.|
|Willing to re-visit own positions or question conventional wisdom on the auspices that improvements can be uncovered||. . .on her own time, while carefully explaining to adults: “SHUT UP!”|
|Respectful of the Golden Rule: “How would policy changes affect me if I was wearing the other guy’s shoes?”||. . .because she’s too steeped in her Paganism to recall that the Golden Rule hasn’t got a thing to do with public policy, in the sense of ‘policy changes’.|
|Gathers information from sources that at the very least strive towards being objective or impartial||. . .as defined by the New York Times, which, for example, had 93 front page articles on Valerie Plame, compared to a whopping ZERO (0) so far concerning Benghazi, as they wrap themselves in Nate Silver’s spare ‘Cloak of Impartiality’ (or is that a tattered Code Pink costume?).|
|Pragmatic and open minded; realizes that compromise is a necessary part of working with others and making progress||. . .which is why she advocates that Zimbabwe Ben offer further Quantitative Easing to fund her psychological investment in enjoying a guilt-free affluence.|
In summary, Bobby, the last four years of listening to pompous little twerps assert some superiority when they ain’t packin’ the gear has my tolerance worn a little thin. If you’re wanting some life lessons, (in a serious way), I’m happy to point you to the same old place that the good advice has always been located.
However, if checking your punk attitude at the door is too great a challenge, you are cordially invited to GET OFF MY LAWN!
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— Film Ladd (@FilmLadd) October 31, 2012
My pimp hand is strong.