If you’ve already hit the tip-jar for the Pasadena trip, thank you. If not, you certainly should, because here’s the plan for me to provide neutral, objective coverage of the Crimson Tide’s glorious national championship victory:
- Plan A
My well-connected source in Pasadena — with the encouragement of an extra $50 — puts sufficient pressure on the Tournament of Roses committee and I get press credentials for Thursday’s BCS game.
- Plan B
Our readers keep hitting the tip jar to provide that extra $10 or $20 needed to bribe a Rose Bowl security guard.
- Plan C
Tip-jar hitters come across with $35 for a custom Alabama shirt, $45 for a Radio Shack headphone set, and $15 for a clipboard, so that “Coach McCain” rides the Crimson Tide team bus to Pasadena. (Click the link to see a depiction of my neutral, objective coverage, courtesy of Carol at No Sheeples Here.)
Plan D is that I chauffeur you around a bit on Wednesday. Buy you a beer too. Looking forward to it!
Plan D is that I chauffeur you around a bit on Wednesday. Buy you a beer too. Looking forward to it!
Plan E – You get enough money to take Carol along.
Plan E – You get enough money to take Carol along.
No team coached by the Spawn of Satan His Very Bad Self, Nick Saban, gets an ounce of support from me. Hook ‘Em Horns!
However, have fun out there.
No team coached by the Spawn of Satan His Very Bad Self, Nick Saban, gets an ounce of support from me. Hook ‘Em Horns!
However, have fun out there.
Well……..
I have a fourth plan – Lose 20 pounds, have some cosmetic surgeries performed, and buy yourself a uniform! Or…..just beg for Press credentials…..the anti-bloggers press credential cabal has to end!
Well……..
I have a fourth plan – Lose 20 pounds, have some cosmetic surgeries performed, and buy yourself a uniform! Or…..just beg for Press credentials…..the anti-bloggers press credential cabal has to end!
When I first glanced at the headline, I thought it said John McCain’s Winning Team..
My first thought was ‘Did someone smoke something they weren’t supposed to last night?’.
When I first glanced at the headline, I thought it said John McCain’s Winning Team..
My first thought was ‘Did someone smoke something they weren’t supposed to last night?’.
[…] Stacy McCain has a post up over at his place urging his more generous readers to join Coach McCain’s Winning Team. He unveils three plans for his “Pasadena or Bust” campaign. Plan A involves asserting pressure […]