Cablinasian Fever!

Dan Collins at Piece of Work in Progress:

The remote island nation of Cablinasia eagerly— and somewhat nervously — awaits Tiger Woods’ return to the golf tour. . . .

Meanwhile:

Nearly 60 percent of those who answered a CNN/Opinion Research Corporation survey said they wanted the embattled golfer to win the event at Georgia’s Augusta National course, which would be his fifth victory there.
Twenty percent said they did not want him to win . . .

RAAAAACISTS!