Hey, Has Anybody Else Noticed That Meghan McCain Is Intensely Stupid?

“It is impossible to read Dirty, Sexy Politics and come away with the impression that you have read anything other than the completely unedited ramblings of an idiot. . . . That a graduate of Columbia University, as Ms. McCain purports to be, produced writing this shoddy is bad; that a publishing company let this authorial abortion go to print is an insult to the collective self-worth of our thinking nation. . . . One would think hundreds of thousands of dollars spent on Ms. McCain’s education . . . would have somehow resulted in a basic understanding of the colon and semicolon, but alas — no such luck.”
— Leon Wolfe, “Meghan McCain’s Dirty, Sexy Politics“

UPDATE: I think “obligatory” is the proper word for this:

“So there we are in 2010 — young, pretty blonde women with huge cans are victimized by not being given enough attention on television. . . . If I’m going to hear a lot of stupid blather (and that’s going to happen most nights you’re watching cable news), I’d rather have some bazongas to look at while I gnaw the meat off my own fingers.”
— Ace of Spades

109 comments

  1. If waylaw had $10,000,000 to manage, I bet she’ll promptly go out and buy the next Enron without even bothering to check the facts.

  2. Why don’t you read the book (or claim that you read it) and write your own review (however brief it is) to trash Meghan McCain instead of you quoting somebody? Her politics and ideas are not worth it! So lets just comment on her physical attributes (boobs et al) and writing style! Huh, ok.

    But you go on about Sarah Palin without ever bothering to read her books..

    You somehow *know* that Palin is a bimbo but yet we are the bad guys for making fun of the Paris Hilton of Politics.

    Go count mufflers.

  3. Why don’t you read the book (or claim that you read it) and write your own review (however brief it is) to trash Meghan McCain instead of you quoting somebody? Her politics and ideas are not worth it! So lets just comment on her physical attributes (boobs et al) and writing style! Huh, ok.

    But you go on about Sarah Palin without ever bothering to read her books..

    You somehow *know* that Palin is a bimbo but yet we are the bad guys for making fun of the Paris Hilton of Politics.

    Go count mufflers.

  4. But you go on about Sarah Palin without ever bothering to read her books..

    I haven’t commented about Palin’s ghost written book… or about her based on her book. As such Going Rogue is mostly a self-serving “fictional” account but is otherwise a very well written book imho. That’s what you get when you have 6/7 figures to throw at editors and ghost writers given the expected returns are in 8 figures. I suppose lesser celebrities and authors like Meghan cannot afford it. I would rather survey Palin’s twitter feeds and unscripted answers than her facebook notes or passages from her book to know the weight between her ears.

  5. But you go on about Sarah Palin without ever bothering to read her books..

    I haven’t commented about Palin’s ghost written book… or about her based on her book. As such Going Rogue is mostly a self-serving “fictional” account but is otherwise a very well written book imho. That’s what you get when you have 6/7 figures to throw at editors and ghost writers given the expected returns are in 8 figures. I suppose lesser celebrities and authors like Meghan cannot afford it. I would rather survey Palin’s twitter feeds and unscripted answers than her facebook notes or passages from her book to know the weight between her ears.

  6. Sometimes you don’t need to watch the whole comment when the person is an obvious blithering idiot.

    Fixed that for you, you obvious blithering idiot.

    I wish TrollHammer worked on this site.

  7. Sometimes you don’t need to watch the whole comment when the person is an obvious blithering idiot.

    Fixed that for you, you obvious blithering idiot.

    I wish TrollHammer worked on this site.

  8. Who is smarter?
    Sarah Palin > Megan McCain
    Who is the smartest?
    Sarah Palin > Waylay
    Who has more experience as a jounalist?
    Sarah Palin > Megan McCain

  9. Who is smarter?
    Sarah Palin > Megan McCain
    Who is the smartest?
    Sarah Palin > Waylay
    Who has more experience as a jounalist?
    Sarah Palin > Megan McCain

  10. In other words, Sarah Palin isn’t a leftist like the assclown that calls itself waylay, so she’s a stupid slut. Meghan McCain, on the other hand, is wonderful.

  11. In other words, Sarah Palin isn’t a leftist like the assclown that calls itself waylay, so she’s a stupid slut. Meghan McCain, on the other hand, is wonderful.

  12. I realize some readers might find my comment #10 a bit ambiguous:

    Sometimes you don’t need to read someone’s ghostwritten book or facebook notes to know someone is an airhead. Check out Sarah Palin’s Couric and Gibson interviews. And her current twitter feeds.

    Let me rephrase it:

    Sometimes you don’t need to read someone’s ghostwritten book or facebook notes to know someone is an airhead falsely assume someone is not an airhead. Check out Sarah Palin’s Couric and Gibson interviews. And her current twitter feeds.

  13. I realize some readers might find my comment #10 a bit ambiguous:

    Sometimes you don’t need to read someone’s ghostwritten book or facebook notes to know someone is an airhead. Check out Sarah Palin’s Couric and Gibson interviews. And her current twitter feeds.

    Let me rephrase it:

    Sometimes you don’t need to read someone’s ghostwritten book or facebook notes to know someone is an airhead falsely assume someone is not an airhead. Check out Sarah Palin’s Couric and Gibson interviews. And her current twitter feeds.

  14. Horizontally speaking, she’s at her very best. – Rob Steward the original.

    Baby baby you’re the best. I say, Amy Miller the original can definitely give Meghan McCain a good competition on the face book. What say ye?

  15. Meghan McCain’s book was published the same reason why Paris Hilton’s book was published.

    She’s a celebrity (such as it is anymore) and because of her last name.

    You made yourself perfectly clear on comment ten.. It’s that you’re proving yourself to be an ignorant dummy every passing comment you make.

  16. Horizontally speaking, she’s at her very best. – Rob Steward the original.

    Baby baby you’re the best. I say, Amy Miller the original can definitely give Meghan McCain a good competition on the face book. What say ye?

  17. Meghan McCain’s book was published the same reason why Paris Hilton’s book was published.

    She’s a celebrity (such as it is anymore) and because of her last name.

    You made yourself perfectly clear on comment ten.. It’s that you’re proving yourself to be an ignorant dummy every passing comment you make.

  18. Horizontally speaking, she’s at her very best. – Rod Steward the original.

    Baby baby you’re the best. I say, Amy Miller the original can definitely give Meghan McCain a good competition on the face book. What say ye?

  19. Horizontally speaking, she’s at her very best. – Rod Steward the original.

    Baby baby you’re the best. I say, Amy Miller the original can definitely give Meghan McCain a good competition on the face book. What say ye?

  20. She’s a beer heiress with big tits.

    Anyone looking to get married? You never know, Mac Daddy made it to Senator with a beer heiress wife with not so big ones. Maybe you go all the way with a wife so well endowed as Meghan.

  21. She’s a beer heiress with big tits.

    Anyone looking to get married? You never know, Mac Daddy made it to Senator with a beer heiress wife with not so big ones. Maybe you go all the way with a wife so well endowed as Meghan.

  22. I hope she makes a pile selling this unpolished turd to the chattering classes, because I think her fifteen minutes are just about up. Also, there’s a limited market for sad, stupid girls in the spotlight.

  23. I hope she makes a pile selling this unpolished turd to the chattering classes, because I think her fifteen minutes are just about up. Also, there’s a limited market for sad, stupid girls in the spotlight.

  24. @Rob: Married to an NFL quarterback, studying to be a special ed teacher (something in great demand) and apparently has had no trouble finding work. Also doesn’t qualify as a sad girl in the spotlight. I don’t think that’s a good match for our Miss McCain, really.

  25. @Rob: Married to an NFL quarterback, studying to be a special ed teacher (something in great demand) and apparently has had no trouble finding work. Also doesn’t qualify as a sad girl in the spotlight. I don’t think that’s a good match for our Miss McCain, really.

  26. Oh my goodness, I just saw her in the Jon Stewart interview. She seriously is as stupid as they come. She giggled like a 4 year old the entire time. LMAO when she tried to knock Palin’s daughter for being pregnant because her image consultants told McCain she looked and sounded like a stripper! Hahahahaha! What trash. Bristol made a mistake like any human, at least she doesn’t look like a tramp and is a good mother to her baby. People need to lay off Bristol, she isn’t her Mom. In fact maybe Meghan shouldn’t slam Palin for being a pregnant teen at all. I’m almost positive she was not a saint as a teen. Look at her. And no I’m not judging her, but I call it as I see and read it.

  27. Oh my goodness, I just saw her in the Jon Stewart interview. She seriously is as stupid as they come. She giggled like a 4 year old the entire time. LMAO when she tried to knock Palin’s daughter for being pregnant because her image consultants told McCain she looked and sounded like a stripper! Hahahahaha! What trash. Bristol made a mistake like any human, at least she doesn’t look like a tramp and is a good mother to her baby. People need to lay off Bristol, she isn’t her Mom. In fact maybe Meghan shouldn’t slam Palin for being a pregnant teen at all. I’m almost positive she was not a saint as a teen. Look at her. And no I’m not judging her, but I call it as I see and read it.

  28. Her mom owns a beer distributorship and she still can’t get laid.

    Now she’s trolling biker bars and ride-ins.

    Daddy must be so proud.

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