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Your Daily Charlie Sheen Update

Posted on | November 24, 2010 | 2 Comments

Sorry, “obligatory” wouldn’t fit in the headline. When last we left Charlie, he was suing his porn-star date in a filing that called her an “opportunistic scam artist.” Oh, but that wasn’t what Charlie was saying in the text messages he sent her the day after their rendezvous:

In one text, Charlie says, “All I need is an Acct number etc and I will wire u 20k if u think that will cover everything … I really feel bad, u are as cool and sexy and as sweet and fun and friendly as they get!”

It seems there was a disagreement about how much her silence was worth. Charlie was willing to pay $20,000 to this “cool and sexy . . . sweet and fun” 22-year-old porn star. But when she tried to negotiate a higher fee, he (and his lawyers) decided that was “extortion.”

In non-Charlie Sheen news: TSA agents prefer to frisk passengers with nice breasts, and a Democrat shows a similarly frisky interest.



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