The Other McCain

"One should either write ruthlessly what one believes to be the truth, or else shut up." — Arthur Koestler

What A Beautiful Group Of Americans

by Smitty (h/t Cassandra) This clip is a who’s who of Tea Partiers and rightfully proud Americans. That they happen to be black is merely a detail. Kevin Jackson, Alonzo Rachel, Herman Cain, for three I know at a glance. All is not lost to the Orwellian, racially divisive Ruling Class.

‘Coked-Up Stimulus Monkeys’

No, it’s not the name of a punk rock band, it’s what Democrats are doing with your tax money: Harry Reid’s Plan to Save the Nevada Economy: Coked-up Stimulus Monkeys In the face of the worst recession since the Great Depression, where has the money from Harry Reid’s stimulus bill gone to help our ailing economy? Cocaine-addled […]

The Sadly Underrated ‘Broken Window Fallacy’

by Smitty (h/t Fausta) People object to the broken window fallacy in terms of economic opportunity cost. The baker in the example could have had a window and a suit. Maybe the White House CoS can explain: “You never want a serious crisis go to waste. What I mean by that is that it’s an […]

Ode to the Fail Whale

Damn you, Fail Whale, And damn your smile That taunts sarcastically. All the while, Tweeps are waiting For my latest words. Whale, why try to fly With little orange birds? “Please wait a moment and try again,” As if “please” could excuse Your smiling sin. Damn you, Fail Whale! Damn your courtesy, While “Twitter is over capacity”! […]

Kagan Confirmed, 63-37

The five Republicans voting yes were the Maine dames and three testicular atrophy cases led by (who else?) Lindsey Graham. “The confirmation took place as a thunderstorm raged outside.”

Equality Über Alles

“The evidence shows conclusively that moral and religious views form the only basis for a belief that same-sex couples are different from opposite-sex couples.” — U.S. District Chief Judge Vaughn R. Walker, Aug. 5, 2010, San Francisco v. Schwarzenegger Joe Marier called yesterday to tell me about the California decision and my initial reaction was […]

Marcela Hoeven Bikini Scandal?

North Dakota Gov. John Hoeven is 47 points ahead in a Senate campaign that is, by all odds, the closest thing to a surefire pick-up for Republicans this fall. And yet it appears that there are some fiendish Democrats who hope that “family values” conservatives will be horrified to discover that the governor’s daughter Marcela […]

Illegal Gaylians Meet In Frisco To Form Vast Hermaphrodite, Enjoy Social Services, Feel Green, Blame Bush

by Smitty I, for one, am thankful that our Progressive Overlords, for example, Judge Walker, and Judge Bolton know what’s best for us. If only their wisdom had prevailed in 1776. We could have kept the pound, the King, and now be enjoying rugby and cricket. These silly Conservatives need to refrain from restraining the […]

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