The Other McCain

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Do You Sometimes Find Yourself Wishing That You Could Arrive At Some Wholly New Form Of Depravity?

Posted on | June 2, 2011 | 10 Comments

by Smitty (h/t Vanderleun)

Truly, I wish that sexuality could remain private. Certainly not a federal political matter. But since the month of June has to find itself turned into a public celebration of something that, in my opinion, has no business being public (hetero or otherwise), the thought of having a month devoted to my own personal pecadillos sounds kind of interesting.
Is the world ready for some kind of bagpipe-driven, zombie apocalypse orgy of falsehood? Pecca Fortiter, said Luther. Let’s start by taking Luther out of context, shall we? Let’s just drive our culture off the cliff, Thelma and Louise style, full tilt boogie, right into hell. I mean, let’s just crank up the volume on the sin so badly that lesbians, gay, bisexuals, and transgender folks are stunned into a silent Puritanism by comparison.
I bet if we get sufficiently wierd, the President will award us two months.
Because that would be cool.


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