LIVE AT FIVE – 06.14.11

TOP NEWS
GOP Contenders Pile On President, Spare Romney

Candidates at NH Republican Debate

United in criticism of Obama, differing only in how to clean up his mess

Obama On Weiner: “If It Was Me, I’d Resign”
Hoyer: Weiner’s behavior “bizarre and unacceptable”

Obama Tries To Goose Economy Without Congress
Trying to make nerdy cool from the bully pulpit



POLITICS
Breaking: Still No News Whatsoever From Palin E-mails

Sarah Palin - in or out, still making the press look stupid

C4P encourages supporters to sift through e-mails and spotlight the good job Palin did as governor

Jury Weighs Charges Against Former Mass. House Speaker
Bribery case now in hands of jury


Busted For PDA In Mass. House?

Gay Judge’s Relationship Key To Prop 8 Ruling?

Even The UN Hates Ethanol
Coburn may have votes to kill subsidy and import tariff both



THE ECONOMY, STUPID
IMF Rules Out Stanley Fischer On Age Grounds
Facebook IPO Likely In 1Q 2012
Wendy’s Agrees To Sell Arby’s To Equity Firm
Greek Debt Hits New Low As S&P Hands Down Triple-C Rating
Nikkei Index Ends Down As Weal Toyota View Hits Auto-Linked Shares
PRC Food Costs Push Inflation To Three-Year High
HP Pares Down Executive Team In New Shakeup
Duke Nukem Back With A Bang
Google Pulls More Malware From Android Market



SPORTS
Three Bruins Routs May Not Be Enough For Cup

Bruins' Ference celebrates after Boston's offense chases Canucks goalie Luongo in the first period

Bruins win game six 5-2, final game to be fought in Vancouver

Mavericks Celebrate Victory Of Castoffs Over Star Power

Jeter Limps Off In Fifth, Tribe Tips Yanks

Two Homers Boost Reds Over Dodgers




Braves’ Six-Game Streak Ends With Loss To Lowly Astros

Mets Reach For .500 Thwarted By Pirates

Dodgers’ June 30 Payroll Looms Large In McCourt Case

Vendors Giddy Over LeBron’s Failure

Montero Doubles Down In Snakes Victory Over Marlins

Ohio Governor Kasich Proclaims Dallas Mavericks “Honorary Ohioans”



FAMOUS FOR BEING FAMOUS
Tori Spelling Crashes Into Kids’ School

Tori Spelling

Pursued by paparazzi, driven to distraction

Emma Watson’s New Day

Charlie Sheen Negotiating For New Sitcom

Pippa Middleton & Boyfriend Split?

Former CSI Star Busted For Ecstasy Possession

Selena Gomez: I Was Malnourished And Exhausted

Angelina Jolie Poses For Louis Vuitton’s “Core Values” Campaign


Jessica Simpson’s Billion-Dollar Fashion Sense Coming To Reality TV

New Pain For Rehabbed Demi

Lindsay Lohan’s House Arrest Roof Party

Movie Studios Reassess Comic Con



FOREIGNERS
Libyan Rebels Crack Siege, Move On Tripoli
Yemen Opposition Meets With Government Officials
Berlusconi’s Referendum Defeat: Beginning Of The End?
Is PM Erdogan Turkey’s New Strongman?
Lebanon Gets Hezbollah-Led Cabinet
PRC Calls For Increased Efforts Toward Peace & Stability In South China Sea
Goodyear Blimp Pilot Saves Passengers Before Dying In Fiery Crash



BLOGS & STUFF
Washington Examiner: Romney, Bachmann And Perry Winners Of NH Debate
Gateway Pundit: Obama Says “If You’re Looking For Partisan Rhetoric, I’m Not Your Guy”
Lonely Conservative: Wisconsin Democrat Wants To “Smack Around” Constituent
Weasel Zippers: US In Worse Shape Than Greece, On Hook For $100 Trillion
Don Surber: Questions Nobody Is Asking
Professor Bainbridge: Bruce Bartlett On How To Grow The Economy
Atlas Shrugs: “Praise Allah, I’m Going To Kill The World”
Power Line: Kings Of Comedy

— compiled by Wombat-socho

OUT: Real Gays. IN: Fake Lesbians.

They’re everywhere these days:

Just one day after the author behind a popular Syrian lesbian blog admitted to being a married, American man named Tom MacMaster, the editor of the lesbian news site Lez Get Real, with the tag­line “A Gay Girl’s View on the World,” acknowledged that he is also a man.
“Paula Brooks,” editor of Lez Get Real since its founding in 2008, is actually Bill Graber, 58, a retired Ohio military man and construction worker who said he had adopted his wife’s identity online. Graber said she was unaware he had been using her name on his site.

These incidents have aroused strong suspicion that “Amanda Marcotte” is actually a fictional character created by Ace of Spades.

UPDATE: An icky plot twist noted by Bryan Preston at PJ Tatler: “Two straight men find out they have been flirting with each other as fake lesbians. . . .  There’s a kind of justice in that, wouldn’t you say?” Kind of.

UPDATE II: Responding to inquiries, Andrew Sullivan has just issued a statement confirming that he is, in fact, “a complete homo.”

That’s Good to Know

President Obama says he would resign if he ever got caught sending photos of his penis to women he’d never met:

“I can tell you that if it was me, I would resign,’’ Obama told [NBC’s Ann] Curry. . . .
“When you get to the point where, because of various personal distractions, you can’t serve as effectively as you need to, at the time when people are worrying about jobs, and their mortgages, and paying the bills — then you should probably step back,’’ Obama said.
Obama added that what Weiner did was “highly inappropriate’’ and that he has “embarrassed himself” and his wife and family, but said it will ultimately come down to a decision by Weiner and his constituents as to whether he will continue in office.

So far, all Obama has done is wreck the American economy, but that’s not nearly as embarrassing as posting your penis on Twitter.

Who’s Up for Some More Weiner?

I’m kind of Weinered out today, frankly, but I know readers expect their daily dose of Weiner updates, so here goes:

So there’s your daily dose of Weiner updates, and here’s my latest American Spectator column:

Police showed up Friday afternoon at the home of a 17-year-old girl in Delaware who had been among Rep. Anthony Weiner’s online fans. Within 24 hours, three top Democrats issued calls for Weiner’s resignation.
The timing was merely a coincidence, some Democratic sources told reporters. House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi, Democratic National Committee Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman-Schultz and Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee Chairman Steve Israel had actually been planning to release their statements anyway. Their “coordinated effort was [already] in the works,” one insider told Russell Berman of the Hill, adding that the statements “were released on Saturday to get ahead of the Sunday shows and the return of lawmakers on Monday.” So while the Brooklyn congressman was announcing that he would take a leave of absence to seek “professional treatment” for whatever compulsions led to the scandal that has become known as WeinerGate, his Democratic colleagues were chiefly concerned about working the news cycle to their advantage.
Democrats appear increasingly desperate to put political distance between their party and the disastrously disgraced Weiner, because they have no idea what further revelations await. . . .

Read the whole thing, because you can never have too much Weiner.

UPDATE: The latest on Congressman Junkshot:

A Democratic source who spoke to Anthony Weiner after Democratic leaders called on him to resign Saturday told CNN that even with that public hammer dropped on him, Weiner made clear he was still “on the fence” about whether to step down.Democratic sources CNN has talked to since Saturday said that Weiner told Democrats pressuring him to go that he wanted to wait for his wife Huma to return from a trip with Hillary Clinton. . . .
The same Democratic source said that Weiner was emotionally falling apart on the phone in this and other conversations and in a state of “despair.” Other Democratic sources who talked to him late last week described him the same way. Another person who spoke to him on Saturday called Weiner’s disposition “turbulent.”

So, he’s an emotional basket case who still thinks he’s fit for high public office.

“Not only are political sex scandals great fun, they serve an important social purpose. They remind us that we should think twice before we cede more power to these clowns.”
— Gene Healey, quoted by Matt Welch at Reason Hit & Run


Dave Weigel Interviews the Guy Who’s Going to Win the Big Debate Tonight

In New Hampshire:

At the end of a short press scrum here, Herman Cain got a question he’s always asked semi-nervously: So, uh, how’s it going out there for a black Republican candidate?

Go back and read my 2007 interview with Herman Cain: He’s been dealing with questions like this for years, and isn’t going to be thrown off his game by it. Also today, the pundits are having a conniption over a Daily Caller interview in which Cain applies his experience as Godfather’s Pizza CEO to foreign policy. (Jim Antle calls this the “Pizza Doctrine.”)

Get over it. Once Cain stomps Romney in tonight’s debate like Godzilla stomped Tokyo, the pundits will be even more desperate to find some way to prove Cain can’t win.

And then he’ll just keep winning, to the eternal mystification of all the experts who said it couldn’t be done.

Da Tech Guy is at the scene of tonight’s debate and reports that security is trying to deny him access to the media room. Time to raise hell, I say!

VIDEO: ABC’s Jake Tapper Reports on Calista and the Newt 2012 Implosion

Watch this — it’s only about 2 minutes — and tell me if you see a way for Newt Gingrich to recover:

Meanwhile, in Beverly Hills, California:

“I will endure the challenges. I will carry the message of American renewal to every part of this great land,” Gingrich told a crowded ballroom at a Beverly Hills hotel. “And with the help of every American who wants to change Washington, we will prevail.”

Yeah, Newt: Just keep reaching out to those grassroots conservatives in Beverly Hills . . .