Will Sydney Leathers Porn Video Be Entitled, ‘Not Enough Latex on Earth’?

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A Democrat finally created a job, as Donald Douglas points out, which explains why tattoo-covered skanks are a Democrat key constituency.

If you want to see more of Sydney Leathers, let me warn you that this link is Not Safe For Work, by which I mean, you might get fired for projectile vomiting in your office cubicle. One look at that skeezy tramp, and whatever capacity for arousal you might have will be instantly neutralized by an overwhelming fear of infection. Viral, bacterial, fungal — probably some spiders and cockroaches in there, too.

Did somebody say “nasty”?

She could be the Typhoid Mary of chlamydia — the poster girl for National Sexually Transmitted Disease Awareness Week.

 

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  4. Are you kidding? Watching Sydney Leathers have sex might cause irreparable damage. The urge to gouge one’s eyes out could be overwhelming.

  7. Well this confirms that Huma Abedin never has sex with Anthony Weiner. Because if she did, after seeing what Sydney Leathers is all about, she would take a flame thrower to their house and then get an iodine sheep dip for her and her kid.

  14. “PRO TIP: Before having sex with Sydney Leathers, remember that condoms don’t provide 100% protection against herpes, which is incurable.”
    Herpes would have nothing to do with her. Is it just me, or can she wear a bra on her back?

  16. Ehh, I’d hit it…

    In the grand panoply of “skanky tattoed chicks”, she barely even makes the club. There’s a decent selection of perfectly fine non-tattoed bits to play with (assuming tats aren’t hiding beneath the blur-outs), and she doesn’t appear to have any facial piercings — not like those scary chicks with the multiple nose rings and the eyebrows that look like a goddamned shower curtain…

  21. You weren’t looking close enough. She clearly has a piercing in her upper lip. Or her cheek. It’s a little hard to tell.

  25. The really obvious warning is: if a chick is using a name that sounds like she’s a porn star, watch out!

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